Upgrade your browser!

Skip to Content

Search Spikedhumor

Search in   

Search Results for “town”

There are 49 results.

  • You are currently searching All Media

Video:Lazy Town - You are a Pirate

lazy town - you are a pirate

the famous video by lazy town

Video:A Town Called Dildo

a town called dildo

a small newfoundland town on trinity bay with an unusual name.

Video:Town Dislikes New Posts

town dislikes new posts

this town is complaining about some posts that were installed because they looks like "male genitailia". is it just me or is the town acting a bit ridiculous?

Video:Abandoned Soviet Industrial Town

abandoned soviet industrial town

pyramiden is a classic model soviet small blue-collar coal-mining town with a long history that was quickly and suddenly snuffed out. in the early 1990s it was concluded that pyramiden was no longer profitable and its citizens were given a few short hours to pack and leave. much like chernobyl the result has been sad but fascinating: virtually everything was left behind from house plants to books on library shelves. though there are plans to potentially renovate this ghost town for now it provides a picture of local life two decades ago.

Video:George Carlin - Back in Town (1996)

george carlin - back in town (1996)

someone poster the firt part of this , calling in jamming in new york. following were parts from the real jamming in new york show. the first part was from the back in town show (which is hilarious). enjoy

Video:The Specials - Ghost Town

the specials - ghost town

the video to a song by a 70s and 80s english ska band.

Video:A Town Called Panic: Cake

a town called panic: cake

the hunters become the hunted when cowboy and indian go bear hunting.

Video:Entering Toon Town

entering toon town

a scene from who framed roger rabbit. enjoy

Video:Town Bully Gets Shot to Death

town bully gets shot to death

a local bully has a fatal surprise waiting for him when he shows up at a man's house. the owner of the house wastes no time dispensing of the bully, permanently.

Video:Cape Town Biking

cape town biking

on the edge

Video:The Dubliners: The Town I lLove So Well

the dubliners: the town i llove so well

sung by the fantastic luke kelly. this was taken from the performer dvd.

Video:Lazy Town vs. Lil' Jon

lazy town vs. lil' jon

i have no idea who any of these ppl are, but it's damn funny.

Video:Town Hall Plea For Help

town hall plea for help

sanchez asks what tom coburn is going to do about the other 46,999,999 who don't have insurance

Video:Woman Yells Heil Hitler To Jew at Town Hall

woman yells heil hitler to jew at town hall

woman yells heil hitler to jewish man at las vegas town hall

Video:Ice Town

ice town

a well done fantastical palisaded town.

Video:Eels - Last Stop: This Town

eels - last stop: this town

one of the most underrated bands ever plays the instantly likable song 'last stop: this town' from the album 'electro-shock blues'.

Video:Small Town (Sign)

small town (sign)

so small the town hooker is a virgin.

Video:Our Town Is So Small...

our town is so small...

- our city limits signs are both on the same post! - the city jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell - the mcdonalds only has one golden arch - the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2 - the one-block-long main street dead ends in both directions - the phone book has only one page - there's nothing doing every minute - the zip code was a fraction - second street is in the next town over - there's no place to go that you shouldn't - a "night on the town" takes only 11 minutes - the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog - the new year's baby was born in october

Video:Arizona Town Decides Election With Deck Of Cards

arizona town decides election with deck of cards



an arizona town harked back to its wild west past by deciding a deadlocked election with a deck of cards.

thomas mcguire and adam trenk each won 660 votes in an election last month for a seat on the cave creek council.

a recount was considered too expensive and insufficiently entertaining.

instead, town leaders invoked a 1925 local statute that calls for such eventualities to be settled by a game of chance.

previous deadlocks have been decided by gunfights but the pair opted to draw cards instead.

at a ceremony at the local town hall on monday, george preston, cave creek's judge, selected a pack of cards from a stetson and shuffled it six times.

mr mcguire, 64, a retired teacher who has served two terms on the council, drew the six of hearts.

he was beaten by mr trent, 25, a law student and newcomer to cave creek, who got the king of hearts.

"originally, we thought of settling this with a paintball fight but that involves skill, and skill is not involved in this," said vincent francia, cave creek's mayor.

mr mcguire, who moved to the town 10 years ago from suburban new york, said he knew cave creek was different when he went into a bar and found a horse inside.

in japan, a game of scissors, paper, stone is occasionally used to settle an impasse.

unable to decide himself, takashi hashiyama, a prominent industrialist, forced sotheby's and christie's to play the parlour game in 2005 to decide which should auction an £11 million art collection.

source

Video:Giant Mirrors To Bring Sun Back To Austrian Town

giant mirrors to bring sun back to austrian town

the sun has stopped shining in rattenberg. but with the aid of a few mirrors, the winter darkness that grips this small town could soon be brightened up with pockets of sunshine.

that's because sun is plentiful less than 10 minutes' walk from the town and from rat mountain, the 3,000-foot hill that blocks its sunlight between november and february each year.

the solution: 30 heliostats, essentially rotating mirrors, mounted on a hillside to grab sunshine off reflectors from the neighboring village of kramsach.

bartenbach lichtlabor gmbh, the austrian company behind the idea, has already used mirrors for lighting projects around the world _ sunshine into european basements and railroad stations or nighttime illumination of a mosque in saudi arabia and malaysia.

it says the reflector technology is now advanced enough to justify the company's first attempt to bring sunshine into a village.

it's costly, however. the european union is footing half the $2.4 million bill, and the company says it will pay the $600,000 cost of planning the project, gambling that success will attract more business.

"i am sure we will soon help other mountain villages see the light," says markus peskoller, lichtlabor's director.

in the tyrol region of the alps alone, about 60 communities suffer the same fate in winter as rattenberg. peskoller says about six other towns in austria and neighboring switzerland have expressed interest.

the technology requires pinpoint beaming, and even the most modern mirrors have slight distortions and are vulnerable to strong winds.

peskoller says those problems can be compensated for. but it would take a mirror the size of a football field to light up all of rattenberg, "and we cannot cover the mountain with mirrors to bathe the whole town in light," he says.

so lichtlabor plans to create about a dozen "hotspots" _ areas not much bigger than a front yard scattered through the town, where people can gather and soak up rays. the mirrors would also reflect at various times of day onto building facades to show daylight slowly turning to dusk.

rattenberg was built between the hill to the south and the inn river to the north starting in the 1300s for protection against marauders. back then, lack of sunshine was a small price to pay for relative security.

but as such dangers diminished, dozens more settlements sprang up. some, like kramsach, are just half a mile away and all enjoy a few hours of sun on a clear winter's day.

rattenberg's demographics reflect the pull of the sun.

the town 25 miles east of innsbruck is austria's smallest - and getting smaller. its population has dropped by about 20 percent to 440 in the last two decades, and both peskoller and mayor franz wurzenrainer attribute that at least in part to lack of sunshine.

the mayor remembers how in the 1950s, when not everyone had a car, townspeople would trek over the bridge on the inn river to kramsach on a sunday "to tank up on some sun."

in a poll of four years ago, about 50 percent of rattenbergers listed lack of winter sunlight as their biggest disadvantage.

"we all complain, although those who have lived here into old age can put up with the problem," says maria auer, 91. "but the young folks are moving away."

christine margreiter runs a florist's shop in town but lives in a sunnier town nearby where she makes up for sunless weekdays by hiking and gardening.

"it's unpleasant to come here for me," she says. "dark and cold."

breitbart

Video:George Carlin - Back In Town

george carlin - back in town

free floating hostility from carlin's 1996 back in town album. about 18 minutes long 22.8 mb.

Video:George Carlin

george carlin "farting in public" back in town [1996]

back in town is george carlin`s ninth hbo special. it was also released on cd on september 17, 1996. this was also his first of many performances at the beacon theater in new york city.

Video:Town Revoking Hitler Citizenship

town revoking hitler citizenship

berlin (jta) -- the mayor of a small german town wants to withdraw the honorary citizenship granted in 1933 to adolf hitler.

matthias thuerauf, mayor of schwabach in bavaria, is urging local politicians to affirm his view. a vote is expected friday.

local legislators also are considering posthumously stripping citizenship from nazi officials julius streicher, publisher of the notorious "der sturmer," and high-ranking nazi official adolf wagner.

hitler, born in austria, used his honorary german citizenship as a means to achieve political power. the nazi dictator committed suicide on april 30, 1945, in the final days of world war ii.

among the towns that have revoked his citizenship in recent years is bad doberan, which did so shortly before the 2007 g-8 meeting in heiligendamm, within its jurisdiction.

that same year, members of the social democratic party in the northwestern state of lower saxony urged that hitler's german nationality be canceled. but the suggestion drew criticism from the state's minister of the interior, uwe schunemann of the christian democratic union party, who suggested that such a move could be seen abroad as an attempt to deny german history.

hitler was stateless when he was granted german citizenship on feb. 26, 1932 after becoming a civil servant in braunschweig, in the region now encompassed by lower saxony. his status enabled him to run for president that year.

source


The Spikedhumor Drawing!Drawing Coming Soon!
Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

From Our Sponsors