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Video:Total Recall - Kuato

total recall - kuato

a freaky scene from total recall.

Video:Total Solar Eclipse

total solar eclipse

hinode spacecraft captures total solar eclipse.

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  • Views 3272
  • Comments 22
  • Date 8/5/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Tourettes Guy: Total

tourettes guy: total

dont talk shit about "total," danny is back.

Video:Total Eclipse of the Heart - Norwegian Style

total eclipse of the heart - norwegian style

total eclipse of the heart - recorded from norwegian television..

Video:Total Solar Eclipse

total solar eclipse

today, there will be a total solar eclipse, visible from brazil, parts of africa, parts of europe and mongolia.

the total solar eclipse will last for about 4 minutes.

the eclipse will occur at 5 am est. those not able to travel to a place where the eclipse will be visible can still follow it, courtesy of nasa.

nasa live webcast from turkey

those unfortunate to miss this one will have to wait. on august 21, 2017 there will be another total eclipse, which will be visible in the us.

  • Votes 3.6667/5
  • Views 1140
  • Comments 4
  • Date 3/28/2006
  • by qtnik

Video:Total Control

total control

a guy named bob is travelling by amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him.

he is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very long time heavily criticizing george bush, the war in iraq, corruption, unemployment, etc.

so bob, in an attempt to force the guys to stop talking and let him sleep, tells them as a joke, that there is a new total control system developed by the fbi that spies upon all citizens, and there are lots of listening devices everywhere, so that anyone criticizing the government would be severely punished.

this didn`t have any effect on those guys, moreover they just laughed at bob, and carried on and on, saying even more rude jokes about george bush and the government.

finally, close to 3:00 am, bob goes to the restroom, and runs into the train conductor.

bob asks the conductor to bring him some water and sleeping pills at exactly 3:00 a.m.

he goes back to his place and says loudly into the base of his seat, so that talkative guys could hear him:

"if the fbi director can hear me: could you please bring me a glass of water and some sleeping pills at 3:00 a.m., because there are some idiots here who are speaking too loudly about some political issues and won`t let me sleep."

the guys continue talking.

exactly at 3:00 am, the door opens and the conductor comes out, and gives bob the water and some sleeping pills.

the guys are shocked and finally stop talking. bob is happy and manages to fall asleep.

when he wakes in the morning, the talkative guys are nowhere to be found.

out of curiosity he asks the conductor about them, (also remembering that there shouldn`t have been any stops at night).

the conductor replies that some people in black suits stopped the train and arrested those guys.

bob is completely shocked and surprised and asks about why he was not arrested.

the conductor answers that he doesn`t have a clue but one of the guys in black suits said that the director of the fbi liked bob`s joke about the water and pills.

Video:Empire Total War Campaign Trailer

empire total war campaign trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Empire Total War - Road To Independence

empire total war - road to independence

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Empire: Total War Multiplayer Trailer

empire: total war multiplayer trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Total Relaxation

total relaxation

this cat really knows how to relax.

Video:Total Pansy Gets Scare of his Life

total pansy gets scare of his life

good old maze game.

Video:Dog School (TV Total)

dog school (tv total)

this time german tvhost stefan raab went to a dog-school with his own dog. the trainer (world champion in dogtraining competition) demonstrates what his dog can do. after that, raab goes on the same parcours to see if his dog is better... or not

Video:Empire Total War Trailer

empire total war trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart

total eclipse of the heart flowchart

to get a better understanding of the song.

Video:Horizon - Total Isolation

horizon - total isolation

a look into the psychological effects of nothingness on the brain and its function.

Video:Total Lunar Eclipse - 03/03/07

total lunar eclipse - 03/03/07

the total lunar eclipse seen on march 3rd 2007 from bristol uk.

Video:Totaled Benz

totaled benz

this mercedes was just torn in half.

Video:BSG - Total War

bsg - total war

a battlestar galactica video i found with lots of action sequences.

Video:Eddie Griffin Totals 1.85m Ferrari

eddie griffin totals 1.85m ferrari

what a waste

Video:Lockdown - Total Control

lockdown - total control

exploring the high-tech alexander correctional institution in taylorsville, n.c., which uses sophisticated technology to control inmates.

Video:Bush Wasn't A Total Failure

bush wasn't a total failure

give the man some credit.

Video:Total Film Cover - Batman (TDK)

total film cover - batman (tdk)

a much clearer look at the front of his batsuit.

Video:Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

total eclipse of the heart: literal video version

"literal video" concept.


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