Upgrade your browser!
Skip to Content
Sign-In
Community
Exp Leader Board
Don't have an account? Create one and start earning XP!
I'm looking for media with:
Search in All Media Videos Pictures Games Jokes News
There are 12 results.
Video:
well, now we know what the gang at sesame street eats on thanksgiving!
saw this with my best friend on thanksgiving and i just had to share it.
trailer for a fake horror movie by eli roth called thanksgiving. pretty sick stuff.
ever wonder what turkeys do when they find out they are going to be thanksgiving dinner? find out the answer the ravenstake.com way.
tradition of sitting around at the airport.. awaiting your flight thats most likely delayed. happy thanksgiving spiked!
one day a little girl heard her dad call her mom a bitch and her mom called the dad a bastard. when she asked what the words meant they said they meant a boy and a girl.
then she overheard her brother and his girlfriend call each other a slut and a whore. so she asked what they meant and he said they mean hats and coats.
then she got off of school for thanksgiving she heard her dad say shit while he cut himself shaving and asked what it meant. he said it meant shaving cream.
she went down stairs and saw her mom cut herself and say fuck. she asked what it meant and the mom said it meant stuffing.
then the doorbell rang she opened it and found the guests there.
she said to them,"hello bitches and bastards,may i take ur sluts and whores? my dad is upstairs wiping shit off his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!!!"
i went to visit my parents this year for thanksgiving, pretty typical american style holiday excursion. i packed up my wife and the twins and headed out wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where i grew up. needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. my wife and i unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me. "son, we need to talk. tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over." well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? well, yeah, them plus someone else. my father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit. but wait, i didn't have another sister? wrong. turns out my father had an affair when i was really young and i have a half sister i never knew about. ok, i was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus i was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. i hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. i figured i could deal with this in the morning. well i woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. they both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). how the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years? well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. my brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. i was never so grateful to see that asshole. anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. i recognized her. it was kacey. my half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. needless to say, i think she realized i recognized her, and dinner was super awkward. she didn't really say anything to me about that, and i tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex. i woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. i explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why i was skeeved. i apologized to my parents that i had to leave, but pretended that i had an emergency call from work and had to go. i didn't want to tell them that i had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that i had pulled my pud thinking of the idea. i don't know how the hell i am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. i am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and i think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. i don't really know what to do. any advice?
source: something awful forums
"just spread the legs open and stuff it in." "how many are coming?" "just lay back and take it easy--i'll do the rest." "are you ready for seconds yet?" "i didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "that's the biggest one i've ever seen!" "use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "how long will it take after you stick it in?" "how long do i beat it before it's ready?" "are you going to come again next time?" "it's a little dry. do you still want to eat it?" "just wait your turn. you'll get some!" "don't play with your meat!" "do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "you still have a little bit on your chin." "you'll know it's ready when it pops up." "wow, i didn't think i could handle all of that!" "just reach in and grab the giblets." "whew...that's one terrific spread!" "i am in the mood for a little dark meat." "tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." "talk about a huge breast!" "and he forces his way into the end zone!" "she's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down." "it's cool whip time!" "if i don't unbutton my pants, i am going to burst!" "it must be broken 'cause when i push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
the real reason this bird wasn't killed for dinner.
fat chick doing what she does best. i wonder how much meat this chick ate before she was satisfied.
at the average american household.
it was the first time the blonde was eating thanksgiving dinner without her family. trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. the next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "oh, mother, i made myself a lovely dinner, but i had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter. "did it not taste good?" her mother asked. "i don't know," the blonde said. "it wouldn't sit still!"
