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Video:Stun Gun To The Testicles

stun gun to the testicles

guy takes 200,000 volts from a stun gun, to the bare testicles.

Video:How To Lose A Testicle

how to lose a testicle

here's a good way to lose a testicle.

Video:Random Groin Kick Ruptures Testicle

random groin kick ruptures testicle

british columbia: an unidentified man has been reduced to one testicle after a caucasian brunette, probably in her 20s, kicked him in the groin with high heels. the attack appears to have been random.

the force of the kick pushed one of the victim´s testicles into his abdomen. when surgeons operated to repair the damage they discovered that the testicle had ruptured and were forced to remove it.

authorities reportedly told the victim´s mother that there had been three similar attacks reported in recent weeks. police believe there may be victims of this woman who have not reported the attacks and are investigating further.

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Video:Are My Testicles Black?

are my testicles black?

a male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. a young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "are my testicles black?"

embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "i don't know, sir, i'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

he struggles to ask again, "nurse, are my testicles black?"

concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. then, she takes a close look and says, "there's nothing wrong with them, sir."

the man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "thank you very much. that was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

"a r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Video:Woman Rips Off Husband's Testicles With Bare Hands

woman rips off husband's testicles with bare hands

a philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. the assault on his private parts has become public knowledge.

in an interview with action news after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

read more at: 6abc.com

Video:Go nuts over big testicles

go nuts over big testicles

get some nuts to hang from your truck

Video:Hoaxer Tricks Testicle Cooking Contest

hoaxer tricks testicle cooking contest

organisers of the world testicle cooking championships were left out of pocket after a hoaxer claimed to be australia's top testicle cook.

a man claiming to be australian chef nibel bevan rang the world testicle cooking championship in serbia, asking to take part.

organiser gornji milanovac said they imported kangaroo testicles especially for the australian team - but nobody turned up.

he said: "the caller told us cooked kangaroo testicles were a popular delicacy in australia, and gave us the details of where we could get kangaroo testicles from so we could have them ready when mr bevan and his team arrived."

"we were disappointed when no australians arrived, we even had a band ready to welcome them."

ljubomir erovic, who arranged a vip reception for 'mr bevan', added: "we are sorry mr bevan could not make it, and hope he might still turn up next year once he realises that jokers have been pretending to be him.

"we would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. that would really make our unique competition the world championships." 

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Video: Fractured Testicle

fractured testicle

chris snyder, catcher for arizona ended up with a fractured left testicle from this foul ball.

Video:Horse Bites Off Man's Testicle

horse bites off man's testicle

an indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles.

the 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, indonesia's state-run news agency antara reported.

a witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.

"luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.

"so i picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

it was not know whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.

the 70-year-old owner of the horse, budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.

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Video:The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator

the winner is... fake dog testicle creator

gregg miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.

what started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting rottweiler named max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. and on thursday night miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the ig nobel prize for medicine.

"considering my parents thought i was an idiot when i was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "i wish they were alive to see it." the ig nobels, given at harvard university by annals of improbable research magazine, celebrate the humorous, creative and odd side of science.

miller has sold more than 150,000 of his neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. the silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness. the product's web site says neuticles allow a pet "to retain his natural look" and "self esteem."

although the ig nobels are not exactly prestigious, many recipients are, like miller, happy to win.

"most scientists — no matter what they're doing, good or bad — never get any attention at all," said marc abrahams, editor of the annals of improbable research.

some, like benjamin smith of the university of adelaide in australia, who won the biology prize, actually nominated their own work. "i've been a fan of the ig nobels for a while," he said.

smith's team studied and catalogued different scents emitted by more than 100 species of frogs under stress. some smelled like cashews, while others smelled like licorice, mint or rotting fish.

he recalled getting strange looks when he'd show up at zoos asking to smell the frogs. "i've been turned away at the gate," he said.

this year's other ig nobel winners include:

• physics: since 1927, researchers at the university of queensland in australia have been tracking a glob of congealed black tar as it drips through a funnel — at a rate of one drop every nine years.

• peace: two researchers at newcastle university in england monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie "star wars."

• chemistry: an experiment at the university of minnesota was designed to prove whether people can swim faster or slower in syrup than in water.

the ig nobel for literature went to the nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters ... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled."

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Video:Rail Grind Attempt Crushes Skater's Testicles

rail grind attempt crushes skater's testicles

this skateboard trick is called the nuclear nut drop.

Video:Tongue Twister Testicle Challenge

tongue twister testicle challenge

nothing like a video of people getting hit in the nuts :)

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  • Date 8/4/2006
  • by D0M

Video:Zip Line Accident Shatters Guy's Testicles

zip line accident shatters guy's testicles

talk about being ingenious.

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  • Date 8/11/2009
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