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Video:Terror Bird vs. Wolves

terror bird vs. wolves

as the terror bird migrates north, it confronts some new competition -- who will win, giant bird or vicious wolf?

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"war on terror" (tm) the first month hd

a video made from the headlines of the first month of the "war on terror" first month of the "war on terror" (tm) the rush to judgement for the 911 attacks and the branding of the "war on terror" is atonishing when looking back on it. it also reminds us that the taliban only wanted evidence that bin laden was involved in the attacks, the us refused to give this evidence and so far has refused to release any real hard evidence. colin powell announced he would release evidence linking bin laden to 911, just before the anthrax attacks that diverted everyones attention.

Video:Ambiguously Gay Duo - Queen Of Terror

ambiguously gay duo - queen of terror

in this episode of the ambiguously gay duo, the crime fighting partners... er... team... stop the queen of terror.

Video:Terror Alert System For The U.K

terror alert system for the u.k

mps to recommend clearer public warnings in wake of london bombings

a cross-party committee investigating the background to the july 7 bombings is expected to recommend a transparent official public warning system for the threat posed by terrorist attacks. it would be similar to the kind that has proved controversial in america. the idea, which is likely to be one of the conclusions in the intelligence and security committee's annual report next month, has caused consternation among the security services. the issue is at the heart of an intense debate involving mi5, the home office, and the committee, in the wake of the attacks on london.

at present, threat levels are determined by the joint terrorism analysis centre (jtac) which handles more than 50,000 items of intelligence every year.

jtac came under the spotlight when leaks revealed that it lowered the terrorist threat level from "severe general" to "substantial" just a month before the july 7 suicide bombings. it then raised the threat level to "critical". it was about to downgrade the threat level again on the morning of the failed attacks of july 21.

confusion about the criteria which determine the terrorist threat levels agreed by jtac assessors is compounded by the existence of a separate "alert" status, critics say. this sets the level of protection that should be given to public and official buildings and transport systems but not to the infrastructure of the uk as a whole. it is set on the advice of mi5 and appears in the entrance halls of public buildings. black is the lowest state of alert and red the highest.

under the jtac system "moderate" is the lowest threat level and "severe specific", which assumes an attack is imminent, the highest. a public official warning system would be unified and is likely to appear on government websites and would be available to the media.

patrick mercer, conservative spokesman on homeland security, believes the threat assessments should be made public. "currently, the threat levels are deeply confusing", he told the guardian. he said he failed to understand why the government did not publish them.

the home office is understood to be grappling with the problem. the security and intelligence agencies are concerned that if the threat levels are published they could be misinterpreted. it would also place them under greater scrutiny. recommending a downgrade in the threat level early last june, jtac said many of its concerns focused on a "wide range and large numbers of extremist networks and individuals in the uk". it did not foresee "home grown" bombers, let alone suicide bombers who attacked london tube trains and a bus on july 7.

security sources have said they are concerned about the "integrity" of the threat assessment system, and the need to avoid the temptation to keep it artificially high. they also say that the system in the us, where threat alerts are regularly announced, could lead to a "crying wolf" syndrome in the uk. other whitehall officials are concerned about how to keep the public alert while avoiding alarm or panic.

critics of the high-profile american terror threat system, first introduced in 2002, say it is useless at best, and, at worst, subject to being manipulated for political ends.

in theory, the colour-coded hierarchy of threats has five levels - low, guarded, elevated, high and severe - but it has never fallen to low or guarded, and never risen to severe. instead, it has been raised from elevated to high, on a nationwide scale, five times, including around the first anniversary of 9/11 and the start of the war in iraq. in new york, it has been at high all along.

one of the most controversial uses of the elevated level came in august 2004, in the thick of the election campaign, immediately after a democratic convention thought to have been a triumph for john kerry. "i am concerned that every time something happens that's not good for president bush, he plays this trump card, which is terrorism," mr kerry's former rival for the democratic nomination howard dean told cnn at the time.

but since the specific criteria for each threat level are kept secret, it is impossible to know when raising it is justified - or, indeed, whether the lack of an actual terrorist strike on each such occasion so far shows that it works, or that it is pointless.

nor is it made clear exactly how ordinary people should respond. "a terrorist alert that instills a vague feeling of dread or panic, without giving people anything to do in response, is ineffective," the security expert bruce schneier has written.

the us homeland security department's published guidance says that during a time of elevated threat citizens should "ensure disaster supply kit is stocked and ready". when the threat is high, they should "exercise caution when travelling ... expect some delays, baggage searches and restrictions at public buildings."

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Video:Super Mario Brothers - Toddler Terrors of Time Travel

super mario brothers - toddler terrors of time travel

bowser tries to go back in time to get rid of mario and luigi when they were young, but they go too far back in time.

Video:False-Flag Terror Attacks

false-flag terror attacks

on both 9/11 and 7/7 (911 days after 9/11) the governments were running drills identical to the actual attacks that occured on the same day. this is done for a reason, so government employees whose purpose is to listen to "chatter" simply think that it's all part of the exercise while the rogue participants can carry out their plan without interference. also, if anyone is caught, they can simply say they were participating in the exercise.

Video:War on Terror (Shooter)

war on terror (shooter)

kill the evil terrorists in a variety of different maps.

Video:Terror From Within? (Paris Hilton)

terror from within? (paris hilton)

i dont like her either but isnt that a bit much? whats sad is the video semi-matches the comments.

Video:War on terror : Bush Boys

war on terror : bush boys

from independent video group submedia tv.

Video:Chris Rock About The War On Terror

chris rock about the war on terror

for all you stewart/colbert fans out there, rock is ten times the comedian either of them are.

Video:Alphabetized Terrors

alphabetized terrors

whimsical comic full of intrigue and danger.

Video:General Wants US Terror in Iran

general wants us terror in iran

ret. gen. thomas mcinerney, one of the pentagon`s propaganda team of military analysts exposed by david barstow in the nyt, openly called for the us to begin committing "tit-for-tat" terrorist attacks by proxy inside iran.

Video:The Yellow Terror

the yellow terror

1899 editorial cartoon

Video:Terror in the White House

terror in the white house

a fox news production.

Video:Planet Terror -Rose McGowan

planet terror -rose mcgowan

rose as go-go dancing cherry.

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Video:CNN Covers New Terror Bill

cnn covers new terror bill

the newly passed terror bill allows the president to expand the the definition of terrorist enemy combatant to allow american citizens.

Video:Jon Snow Confronts Israeli Ambassador On Israeli 'Terror'

jon snow confronts israeli ambassador on israeli 'terror'

jon snow confronts israeli ambassador on israeli 'terror'.

Video:Great SAS Missions - Hunting Hitler`s Terror Weapons (1/3)

great sas missions - hunting hitler`s terror weapons (1/3)

"hunting hitler`s terror weapons". part 2/part 3. v for vengeance. in late 1944, with victory for the allies in sight, the nazis were still capable of using their v2 rockets to create terror. the v2 was "the first ballistic missile and first man-made object to achieve sub-orbital spaceflight". the sas (special air service) was called in to deal with this danger.

Video:The War On Terror's Next Target: Smurfs

the war on terror's next target: smurfs

the people of belgium have been left reeling by a public service commercial featuring the smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes.

the 25-second commercial is the work of unicef, and is to be broadcast on tv across belgium next week as a public fundraiser. it is intended as the keystone of a drive, by unicef's belgian arm, to raise about $145,000 for the rehabilitation of former child soldiers in burundi.

the animation was approved by the family of the smurfs' late creator, "peyo."

belgian television viewers were given a preview of the commercial earlier this week, when it was shown on the main evening news. reactions ranged from approval to shock and, in the case of small children who saw the episode by accident, wailing terror.

unicef and imps, the family company that controls all rights to the smurfs, have stipulated that it is not to be broadcast before 9 p.m.

the ad pulls no punches. it opens with the smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the smurf song. bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.

tiny smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. the final scene shows a scorched and tattered baby smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone smurfs.

the final frame bears the message: "don't let war affect the lives of children.''

philippe henon, a spokesman for unicef belgium, said his agency had set out to shock, after concluding that traditional images of suffering in third world war zones had lost their power to move television viewers. "

it's controversial,'' he said. "we have never done something like this before, but we've learned over the years that the reaction to the more normal type of campaign is very limited.''

the advertising agency behind the campaign, publicis, decided the best way to convey the impact of war on children was to tap into the earliest, happiest memories of belgian television viewers. they chose the smurfs, who first appeared in a belgian comic in 1958.

julie lamoureux, publicis' account director for the campaign, said the agency's original plans were toned down.

"we wanted something that was real war -- smurfs losing arms, or a smurf losing a head -- but they said no.''

the film has won tentative approval from the official smurf fan club. a spokesman said, "i think it will wake up some people. it is so un-smurf-like, it might get people to think.''

hendrik coysman, managing director of imps, agreed. "that crying baby really goes to your bones.''

i sure hope george bush doesn't read this and get any ideas...

the ottowa citizen

Video:Bob Marly - War, With Video Clips of Terror

bob marly - war, with video clips of terror

another political video by chaozation23, good music video with a political message. great song too.

Video:Teen's

teen's "killer day" essay sparks terror alert

a boaz high school freshman who wrote an essay proposing a "killer day" when everyone would be allowed to kill two people to relieve stress has been charged with making a terrorist threat.

the 14-year-old girl, who also wrote that she wanted to kill president bush, was arrested last week and is scheduled for a nov. 1 hearing. court officials declined to release her name or provide other information wednesday, citing the confidentiality rules of alabama's youthful offender law.

boaz police chief terry davis said students were to write an essay in an english class last week on a new federal holiday they would like to see congress pass.

davis said the teacher who read the 14-year-old's essay gave it to principal lowell smith and assistant principal judy bollinger after reading it. the police chief said a decision was made to press charges after the matter was referred to city schools superintendent leland dishman and other system officials.

"i don't know if it was a joke," davis told the huntsville times. "but if it was, it was done in bad taste."

davis said police also notified the u.s. secret service in birmingham, which asked for a copy of the letter and planned to interview the teenager.

authorities placed the student in the coosa valley detention center in anniston thursday night. she was released to her parents on friday and had a preliminary hearing before district judge howard hawk, who appointed an attorney for her. court officials declined to release the name of the lawyer.

al.com

Video:Countdown - Terror - Nexus - 8-14-06

countdown - terror - nexus - 8-14-06

msnbc's keith olbermann offered an updated top 10 list of occasions that the bush administration has gained political benefits around the same time that the public's fear of terrorism was at a peak.


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