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Video:11 Life Terms

11 life terms

i don't understand why people run from the police. this guy is lucky he is not dead.

Video:Long Term Parking

long term parking

been there quite a while.

Video:Gravity In Terms Of Space-Time

gravity in terms of space-time

a brief explanation of the relationship between space & time.

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  • Comments 27
  • Date 6/7/2008
  • by Drue

Video:NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

new stock market terms

bull market—a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

bear market—a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

value investing—the art of buying low and selling lower.

p/e ratio—the percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

broker—what my broker has made me.

standard & poor—your life in a nutshell.

stock analyst—idiot who just downgraded your stock.

stock split—when your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

financial planner—a guy whose phone has been disconnected.

market correction—the day after you buy stocks.

cash flow-- the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

yahoo—what you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

windows—what you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought yahoo @ $240 per share.

institutional investor—past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

shares- not something selfish individuals buy.

industrial average- the private sector’s answer to public education standards so industrialists won’t feel bad too.

profit—an archaic word no longer in use.

Video:George Dubbya - Second Term

george dubbya - second term

the creators at jibjab wish to voice their opinions on bush's second term.

Video:Trick to Lengthen Your Term Paper

trick to lengthen your term paper

a cool trick for all the students out there. learn how to lengthen your term paper.

Video:Study Reveals Favourite Undies Term

study reveals favourite undies term

ever caught short looking for a word for undies? now there’s no need to get your knickers in a twist.

a study has finally got to the bottom of the age-old question: what’s the best word for undies?

the rather unscientific study by adventure gift supplier adrenalin revealed “reg grundies” as australia’s favourite term for knickers.

“budgie smugglers”, “fart filters”, and “banana hammock” fell behind in the race for the title, but they reportedly had a crack.

“sausage sling,” “wiener warmer,” “fire break”, and “nut hut” were favourites amongst the blokes while women went for “bush basket”, “bum floss” and “fundies”.

other more unusual terms included “sausage pouch”, “nut hut”, and “underpanticus maximus”.

victoria had the not-so-prestigious honour of being the only state to have a term nicknamed after premier john brumby.

ac/dc also got a mention with “acca daccas” among the final list.

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Video:George Bush For A 3rd Term

george bush for a 3rd term

i know this at first sounds like a statement that is controversial for controversy’s sake, but just read on.

in america we have three branches of government, the judicial, the legislative, and the executive. the judicial branch is staffed by people chosen by the executive branch, and voted on by the legislative branch. once confirmed these people are in for life.

the legislative branch is chosen by the people, and has set term limits on how long they can serve before having to be re-elected. but there is nothing stopping them from being elected over and over as most members in the legislative branch are. the house of congress in 2004, had 401 people run for re-election out of 435 sitting members. of those 401, all but five were re-elected. so incumbents have a 99% chance of staying in office, when running a re-election campaign.

in the u.s senate 25 of 26 won re-election. that gives them a nice 96% chance of staying where they are at. the reason they can stay is simply money, they have so many special pals, with so much special interest money. the incumbent spends on average four times the amount that the challenger spends. so basically, they are in for life, if they choose to be.

now on to executive branch, the president is elected by the people to serve for four years. once those four years are up, he almost certainly will run a re-election campaign. if he wins that election by the people, then he gets four more years. so at this point he must really be loved by the people to win a national election twice. but now after them four years are up, he is booted out. there is no running for re-election to serve the people that have kept him in office for the last eight years.

nope after that, we must get a fresh face and with it get new foreign and domestic policies, new budgets, new cuts. all the stuff we apparently did not want for eight years, but are now forced to accept. this idea that the three branches of government are set up as a form of checks and balances, is absurd. how can two out of the three be for life, while the other has no chance of serving for as long as the people choose?

i have been hearing talks from both sides of the aisle (mainly republican), to call for an amendment to the term limit that was set into the constitution with the 22nd amendment. this has been a debate for some time.

according to president clinton, former presidents who have already served two terms should be allowed to run for the office again, after some interim period has passed. he reasoned that the country might wish to trust leadership onto an already tried and proven candidate in times of great need. ronald reagan also publicly supported repealing the amendment. clinton, eisenhower, and reagan were all affected by the 22nd amendment, as they all served two terms and would have been strong candidates for reelection.

i suspect that we could do away with the whole “lame duck” syndrome that second term presidents are afflicted with, if they thought they had a chance to run again. thereby allowing continual progress with their (and the people’s supported), agenda. all young people should support this chance to grow up with the countries leader, allowing him to continually strive to do the will of the people.

Video:Is

is "canadian" a racist term?


article submitted by geoblaze.

is "canadian" the new black? perhaps – that is if you're a racist speaking in code.

recent revelations that the term "canadian" is being used to replace racist names for black people have got a texas assistant district attorney into trouble and have left others wondering what exactly it means to be labeled a canadian in the american south.

long derogated as weak-kneed liberals with lax laws and funny monopoly money, canadians have carried a negative connotation in certain regions of america – but not as a replacement for the n-word.

earlier this week a columnist with the houston chronicle uncovered an email from harris county assistant district attorney mike trent who, in a congratulatory note to a junior prosecutor, used the word "canadians" to describe blacks on a jury.

trent wrote of the prosecutor in a 2003 email: "he overcame a subversively good defence by matt hennessey that had some canadians on the jury feeling sorry for the defendant and forced them to do the right thing."

trent's email remained unchallenged by colleagues who received the email, despite there being no actual canadians on the jury.

but when trent's office came under scrutiny this month over an unrelated incident, the email was unearthed, leaving trent open to accusations of bigotry.

those accusations are grounded in allegations that the use of "canadians" was in keeping with the definition listed on an online racial slurs database that defines "canadian" as a masked replacement for the n-word.

in his own defence, trent said he honestly thought there had been canadians on the jury and did not understand the negative connotation of the word.

others, including the columnist with the houston chronicle initially thought the reference to canadians may have been a misspelling of californians, who are themselves seen to espouse many of the same liberal values as canadians.

despite the controversy, henry wells, a texan and media relations officer with the canadian consulate general in dallas, says he has never heard the term used in a racial manner before.

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Video:Performance Review Terms, Part 1

performance review terms, part 1

average employee: not too bright. exceptionally well qualified: made no major blunders - yet. active socially: drinks a lot. family is active socially: spouse drinks, too. character above reproach: still one step ahead of the cops. zealous attitude: opinionated. quick thinking: offers plausible excuses for mistakes. careful thinker: won't make a decision. takes pride in work: conceited. plans for advancement: buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour. forceful: argumentative. aggressive: obnoxious. uses logic on difficult jobs: gets someone else to do it. a keen analyst: thoroughly confused.

Video:Performance Review Terms, Part 2

performance review terms, part 2

express themselves well: speak english. conscientious: scared. meticulous attention to detail: a nit picker. has leadership qualities: is tall or has a loud voice. exceptionally good judgment: lucky. keen sense of humor: knows a lot of dirty jokes. strong principles: stubborn. career minded: back stabber. coming along well: about to be let go. of great value to the organization: gets to work on time. relaxed attitude: sleeps at desk. experienced problem solver: screws up often. work is first priority: too ugly to get a date. independent worker: nobody knows what he/she does all day. forward thinking: procrastinator. great presentation skills: able to bs well. good communication skills: spends lots of time on phone. loyal: can't get a job anywhere else.

Video:Computer Term Dictionary

computer term dictionary

state-of-the-art: any computer you can't afford.
obsolete: any computer you own.
microsecond: the time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
g3: apple's new macs that make you say, "gee, it's three times faster than the computer i bought for the same price a microsecond ago."
syntax error: walking into a computer store and saying, "hi, i want to buy a computer and money is no object."
hard drive: the sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a syntax error.
gui (pronounced "gooey"): what your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.
keyboard: the standard way to generate computer errors.
mouse: an advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
floppy: the state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
portable computer: a device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
disk crash: a typical computer response to any critical deadline.
system update: a quick method of trashing all of your software.

Video:Advertising Terms Explained

advertising terms explained

new - different color from previous design. all new - parts are not interchangeable with previous design. exclusive - imported product. unmatched - almost as good as the competition. foolproof operation - no provision for adjustments. advanced design - the advertising agency doesn't understand it. it's here at last - rush job. nobody knew it was coming. field tested - manufacturer lacks test equipment. high accuracy - unit on which all parts fit. futuristic - no other reason why it looks the way it does. redesigned - previous flaws fixed - we hope. direct sales only - factory had a big argument with distributor. years of development - we finally got one to work. breakthrough - we finally figured out a use for it. maintenance free - impossible to fix. meets all standards - ours, not yours. solid-state - heavy as anything! high reliability - we made it work long enough to ship it

Video:Dog Fetus Nearly At Full Term

dog fetus nearly at full term

a look inside a dog's womb.

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  • Comments 9
  • Date 12/15/2006
  • by dug18

Video:Paris Hilton Starts Serving Jail Term

paris hilton starts serving jail term

admitting she was frightened, paris hilton traded in her designer clothes for jail garb (clothes) on sunday night as she began serving a 23-day sentence in los angeles for violating probation, her attorney said on sunday.

"paris hilton has turned herself in to begin serving her sentence for violating probation at a los angeles county jail located in lynwood, california," attorney richard hutton said in a statement.

it also quoted the 26-year-old hotels heiress as saying: "this is an important point in my life and i need to take responsibility for my actions. in the future, i plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions i make ... although i am scared, i am ready to begin my jail sentence."

according to the los angeles county sheriff's department, hilton was booked at 11:38 p.m. pdt on sunday (2:38 a.m. edt/0638 gmt monday).

hilton was arrested for drunken driving in september, and, in january, pleaded no contest -- the equivalent of a guilty plea -- to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving. she was sentenced to three years' probation and had her license suspended.

but the heiress was caught driving on a suspended license in february when police stopped her for going over the speed limit with her headlights out at night. a traffic court judge ruled on may 4 that hilton's latest offense constituted a probation violation and sentenced her to 45 days in jail.

hilton will be held in a unit for celebrities and high-profile inmates at the jail. the unit is separated from the general prison population.

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Video:Writer's Strike In Simple Terms

writer's strike in simple terms

this little vid was done on the picket line with daily show writer jason ross as he explains the current writer's strike so everyone can understand.


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