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Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

tila tequila covering her breasts.

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

tila tequila lounging with her pet dog.

Video:Tequila For Mi Amor

tequila for mi amor

a mexican is strolling down the street in mexico city and kicks a bottle lying in the street. suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. the mexican is stunned.

the genie says,"hello master, i will grant you one wish, anything you want."

the mexican begins thinking, "well, i really like drinking tequila." finally the mexican says, "i wish to drink tequila whenever i want, so make me pee tequila."

the genie grants him his wish.

when the mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. he looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. then smells the liquid... smells like tequila. so he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

the mexican yells to his wife, "consuelo, consuelo, come quickly!"

she comes running down the hall, and the mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. he tells her to drink it. it is tequila.

consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. it is the best tequila she has ever tasted. the two drank and partied all night.

the next night the mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. he proceeds to fill the two glasses. the result is the same. the tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

finally friday night comes and the mexican comes home from work and tells his wife, " consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." his wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

the mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "but pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

pancho raises the glass and says, "because tonight, mi amor, you drink from the bottle."

Video: A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila - Girl Fight

a shot at love with tila tequila - girl fight

two ok looking chicks get into a hair grabbing, floor sprawling girl fight for myspace-whore tila tequila`s affections. vanessa has the dark hair and brandi`s is the one with the skunk hairdo... and yes, tila tequila indeed has her own reality hook up show on mtv.

Video:2008 Maxim Hot 100 List - 100: Tila Tequila

2008 maxim hot 100 list - 100: tila tequila

the myspace phenom scored ratings gold with her bisexual friend re­quests on mtv’s a shot at love with tila tequila, now in its second season. it’s as if hot tubs were invented for tila to make out with other chicks in.

  • Votes 3.4957/5
  • Views 2752
  • Comments 11
  • Date 5/19/2008
  • by 2NR

Video:Christmas Tequila Cookies

christmas tequila cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle jose cuervo tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

first, sample the cuervo to check quality.

take a large bowl.

recheck the cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality by pouring another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.

turn on the electric mixer. beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. add one teaspoon sugar. beat again.

at this point, it is best to make sure the cuervo is still ok.

try another 4 ounces, just in case. turn off the mixerer thingy. &nbs! p;break two leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. mix on the turner. if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

sample the cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
check the jose cuervo.
now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
add one table.
add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. whatever you can find.
greash the oven. turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
don't forget to beat off the turner.
finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

cherry mistmas.

  • Votes 3.4806/5
  • Views 3234
  • Comments 4
  • Date 12/26/2006
  • by GregP

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

has a big red ball down her pants.

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

myspace creates the best celebrities.

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

sitting in a chair without her top.

Video:Tila Tequila Interview

tila tequila interview

she's cute but i she shouldn't be as famous as she is. myspace is taking over the world.

Video:Tila Tequila - F^ck yah man

tila tequila - f^ck yah man

i felt like sharing this horrible song. if you like this song vote it a 1 and if you hate it vote 5. the lyrics are very bad. she's such a self centered little whore. some lyrics inclue "lookin at my myspace lotion in his hand" and she "borrows" a few lines from other rap songs.

Video:Tequila Pop

tequila pop

the perfect christmas gift for the alcoholic with a sweet tooth

  • Votes 2.9073/5
  • Views 730
  • Comments 0
  • Date 12/15/2006
  • by GregP

Video:Pee Wee Herman - Tequila

pee wee herman - tequila

the legendary clip from one of the best movies of all time.......pee wee`s big adventure

Video:Masuimi Max & Tila Tequila

masuimi max & tila tequila

snuggled together.

Video:Masuimi Max & Tila Tequila

masuimi max & tila tequila

playing maid.

Video:Funny Tequila Commercials

funny tequila commercials

want to pet my chihuahua?

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

showing us her tattoo.

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

tila in a punk tank and boy briefs.

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

in an off-sleeve white sweater.

Video:Tila Tequila

tila tequila

lovely tila in black and yellow lingerie.

Video:Dangerous Tequila

dangerous tequila

this is what alcohol wants you to believe.

Video:Tequila-filled Glass Revolver

tequila-filled glass revolver

the way the west was won.

Video:Tila Tequila loses her mind

tila tequila loses her mind

pulls out a gun, falls out of chair whilst stripping, talks all kinds of crap. - no actual nudity but nsfw as its wicked suggestive.

Video:Cool And Creative Cakes 72 -  Tequila

cool and creative cakes 72 - tequila

cool collection of creatively made cakes.


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