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Video:IDF Snipers Take Out Fleeing Palestinian Teenagers

idf snipers take out fleeing palestinian teenagers

idf snipers take out fleeing palestinian teenagers.

Video:Teenager Pans Pensioners

teenager pans pensioners

a 14 year-old teenager from the moscow region city of volokolamsk has beaten his grandmother and her friend up with frying pan, russian website life.ru reports.

a paroxysm of rage seized artem, when his 67 year-old grandmother zoya was loudly discussing the new details of a beloved tv serial with her friend, a 70 year-old sofia.

the angry teenager repeatedly told them that they were preventing him from falling asleep. however, the old ladies only rebuked the boy for insolence.

according to the report, artem could not take the criticism from his grandmother and knocked her out with the first thing he could seize in the kitchen. unfortunately for the woman it was a heavy frying pan. after that the infuriated teenager struck the other old lady, who was knocked out immediately.

having dealt sharply with the obstacles obstructing his way to morpheus's kingdom, artem went to his room and dropped off to sleep.

when the teenager’s grandmother came to her senses she called the police.

not long afterwards the old ladies were taken to hospital, where doctors say their condition is in not life threatening.

the delinquint artem is awaiting the end of a preliminary investigation.

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Video:Teenagers Steal A Car

teenagers steal a car

teenagers in a stolen car run a red light and get rammed by an 18-wheeler. it's funny what they said at the end.

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  • Date 7/17/2006
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Video:Harry Enfield - Kevin's Guide To Being A Teenager

harry enfield - kevin's guide to being a teenager

harry enfield stars in another very funny skit.

Video:British Adults living in fear of British Teenagers (Chavs)

british adults living in fear of british teenagers (chavs)

a dark cloud is now engulfing britain, their children have become a menace to society and adults now live in fear of them. the government and police seem incapable to control this new epidemic and he parents are nowhere to be seen. sad and difficult times ahead for british folk.

Video:Teaching teenagers how to properly work a car stereo

teaching teenagers how to properly work a car stereo

haggar clothing guys teach us how to deal with teenagers with loud car stereos.

Video:Teenager Finds Baby Bat In Her Bra

teenager finds baby bat in her bra



a teenager was stunned to find that a baby bat had been curled up inside her bra for five hours - as she was wearing it.

abbie hawkins, a hotel receptionist, thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations coming from her clothes.

but she later discovered the tiny creature tucked away in the padded pocket of her underwear.

as staff and colleagues crowded around, miss hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.

she said: "once i realised it was a bat i was shocked, but then i felt quite sorry for it really.

"it looked very snug in there and i thought how mean i was for disturbing it."

miss hawkins said she got dressed at 7.30am and arrived for work at the holiday inn norwich north, near norwich international airport without noticing anything unusual.

"when i was driving to work i felt a slight vibration but i thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket," she said.

it was not until her lunch break, at midday when she felt a strange movement inside her bra, which had been hanging on her washing line the previous night.

"i plucked up the courage to investigate and i pulled out a little baby bat. i just lost my breath when i saw it and i did not know what it was at first," she said.

the teenager's general manager freed the bat in the hotel garden.

"i keep thinking how could i have not known it was there?" miss hawkins said. "i will certainly be checking my bras every morning from now on."

jaime eastham, of the bat conservation trust, said they had never heard of a bat being found in a bra before.

but she said the animals roost anywhere that appears dark and safe.

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Video:Satan Worshippers Kill & Eat Four Teenagers

satan worshippers kill & eat four teenagers

a gang of satan worshippers murdered four teenagers by stabbing each of them 666 times, police believe.

the number of wounds is the same as that revered by followers of the devil.

the three girls and one boy, all described as goths and aged 16 and 17, were allegedly forced to drink alcohol by the gang before they were attacked.

the killers then allegedly lit a bonfire under a tree near their cottage in russia's yaroslavl region, 300 miles north-east of moscow, where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts.

the remains of anya gorokhova, olga pukhova, varya kuzmina and andrei sorokin, who went missing from their homes in june, were discovered last month.

the body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross was also found.

after arresting eight people in connection with the murders, police realised all four victims had made phone calls to the flat of alleged gang leader nikolai ogolobyak, a former church choir boy.

officers discovered the victims' body parts in a pit 250m from ogolobyak's apartment block.

one of those arrested is alleged to have told police: 'satan will help me to avoid responsibility, i made lots of sacrifices to him.' another, alexander voronovic, claimed the gang had previously dug up a grave and eaten the heart of the girl buried there.

one of the gang, when asked what made him do it, is claimed to have said: 'i tried to turn to god, but it didn't bring me any money. i prayed to satan, and things improved.'

teachers of the accused told detectives that most had been moody at school and were of lower than average intelligence.

all the dead knew ogolobyak and other members of the gang.

andrei's father said last night: 'my son said he had goths and satanists among his friends.

'i wasn't scared. i thought, "well, let him spend his time sitting around in a cemetery, there's not much harm in that is there?"'

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Video:The Fast Show - Men In Their 40's Hit On Teenager

the fast show - men in their 40's hit on teenager

from the comedy series "the fast show". three 40+ men try and chat up a teenage girl. it's going rather well until one of them accidentally says what he's thinking.

Video:Teenager Unlocks iPhone

teenager unlocks iphone

george hotz, the soon-to-be college student from new jersey who unlocked the iphone for use on wireless carriers other than at&t via a complex hardware method that involves soldering internal components and using a number of command line utilities, has traded the unlocked device for a nissan 350z and three 8gb iphones.

Video:Israeli bulldozer crushes Palestinian teenager

israeli bulldozer crushes palestinian teenager

warning: graphic photo. 16-year-old palestinian boy was killed on thursday after being run over by an israeli army bulldozer during a military incursion in the gaza strip, medics and witnesses said.

Video:O`Reilly Gets It Stuck To Him By A Teenager

o`reilly gets it stuck to him by a teenager

he really did get served by a high schooler. looked like a young republican ta boot.


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