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two kids go at it, it's clear who's winning, but other guy just doesn't give in.
the mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. the doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. he then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. the girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: " oh mom! you don't have to worry about that! i'm dating susan!"
never trust internet
teens destroy 5 houses and 1 school.
are these kids for real?
"lean, green and on the screen." tribute to the four acrobatic pizza-chomping chelonians and their 1990 movie. (video by silverlightsaber. music by zz top "can't stop rockin'")
-means 9 months of trouble!
leaving the sewer to kick some ass.
on a snowy roof.
it's a little known fact that during the late 80's the teenage mutant ninja turtles tried to crossover into metal music.
in 1996, japan came out with a 2 part ova of the teenage mutant ninja turtles called "mutant turtles: choujin densetsu-hen".
i think raphael was right about getting a pizza with those joints.
article submitted by master911. a melbourne teenager has revealed she is allergic to water and can only shower for a minute before she is overcome by pain. ashleigh morris, 19, told the uk’s daily mail of her condition which causes her to break out in red sores when she comes into contact with water. she is even allergic to her own sweat so she rarely ventures outdoors, has given up on playing sports and never goes swimming. "although my rash is unsightly, and often looks like i'm diseased, the feeling is so much worse than it looks," she told the paper. "i can't go anywhere for about two hours afterwards because it's so severe. "there's been many occasions where i've been so itchy, i've made myself bleed from scratching." ashleigh has suffered from the rare affliction, aquagenic urticaria, since she was 14. it is believed to have developed when a course of penicillin altered the histamine levels in her body. ashleigh, a journalism student, does not have any reaction to drinking water but contact with her skin leads to the hives. she said her family had been very supportive as had her boyfriend adam, 23, despite the problems it can cause. "we have to sleep with a sheet between us at night, and i can't go near him if he's sweaty," ashleigh told the daily mail. source,source image above: ashleigh, 19, has been allergic to water for five years.
after the defeat of their old arch nemesis, the shredder, the turtles have grown apart as a family. struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, master splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in new york city. tech-industrialist max winters is amassing an army of ancient monsters to apparently take over the world.
as requested in the tmnt intro thread, an entire ep. it's dubbed in german, i think, but it still looks pretty good. i have a few more kicking around, so if you want me to upload them, just ask.
looks like it will be more entertaining than the live action old movies (even though they're classics). the cg looks great... go donatello!
this was made by withonea.
this kid learned the hard way about women lying! better luck next time kid.
its super effective!
god's best work, satan's best tool.
mid 90's one hit wonders ftw
