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this time it's the tech support agent that gets to rant. speaking as a former tech support agent, i like the support guy now.
a gunman opened fire in a virginia tech dorm and then, two hours later, shot up a classroom across campus monday, killing 32 people in the deadliest shooting rampage in u.s. history. the gunman committed suicide, bringing the total death toll to 33. click here for the full story.
dear tech support: last year i upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. i soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. in addition, wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. applications such as poker night 10.3, football 5.0 , hunting and fishing 7.5 , and racing 3.6. i can`t seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. i`m thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn`t work on wife 1.0 . please help! thanks, troubled user..... reply: dear troubled user: this is a very common problem that men complain about. many people upgrade from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. wife 1.0 is an operating system and is designed by its creator to run everything!!! it is also impossible to delete wife 1.0 and to return to girlfriend 7.0 . it is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. you cannot go back to girlfriend 7.0 because wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. look in your wife 1.0 manual under warnings-alimony/child support . i recommend that you keep wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. i suggest installing the background application "yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation. the best course of action is to enter the command c:\apologize! because ultimately you will have to give the apologize command before the system will return to normal anyway. wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as clean and sweep 3.0 , cook it 1.5 and do bills 4.2 . however, be very careful how you use these programs. improper use will cause the system to launch the program nag nag 9.5 . once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. i recommend flowers 2.1 and diamonds 5.0 ! warning!!! do not, under any circumstances, install secretary with short skirt 3.3 . this application is not supported by wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system! best of luck, tech support
this is nano-solar, a company located in palo alto, cali(and a plant in germany). they have revolutionized the making of solar technology. nanosolar is on track to make solar electricity: i. cost-efficient for ubiquitous deployment. ii. mass-produced on a global scale. iii. available in many versatile forms. more info at nanosolar.com.
the staff are all robots, you select your meal from touchscreens that are installed on every table, and it arrives via a spiral slide a few minutes later.
report on south korean gamers' marathon sessions at the "pc bang."
breville is selling this $130 toaster. for that price, you get a stainless steel case, an led indicator and slider that is as smooth as a dj mixer's cross fader, motorized lifts and clamps that are capable of 7 pounds of lift (yes), and electrical elements that are rated to last 90 years.
an old cowboy movie remade with visual effects!a cyborg sherrif faces killer androids at high noon!
courtesy of actiontrip.com
customers who come to the station by bicycle need only place their bike on a small platform and hit a few buttons, and the system will automatically store their bike in an underground parking garage that can accommodate 9,400 bikes. when the reporter asks the machine to retrieve his bicycle, it only takes 23 seconds to accomplish the task. the parking system costs 100 yen for a single use, or 1,800 yen for a monthly pass.
old but funny. still old.
looks like a winner to me.
a report from diginfo about the mini asuka tsukitaro, a machine that pounds mochi with speed and efficiency.
who doesn't mind cold weather.
ben hoffman heads to the adult entertainment expo to check out what's new in sex technology.
an examination of the fictional technology presented in the six “star wars” films includes a scientific look at whether some of the technology is within the realm of possibility, such as light sabers; armies of clones; and the death star.
a funny clip taken from tech tv.
hear through walls with this high-tech electronic spy stethoscope for under $25
a funny clip from a texas tech football game, of the bell ringer.
virginia tech shooter cho seung-hui mailed a package with videos and pictures to nbc headquarters.
first airing of the "multimedia manifesto" video recorded by the virginia tech shooter, cho seung-hui, before he went on his rampage in norris hall.
this is one of the best foamy episodes in my opinion. foamy has some problems with his computer, so he calls tech support. whats waiting on the other end of the phone is an idiot.
foamy is back on the phone with tech support again. you can tell that he really hates dealing with this guy.
