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cat teaches a dog to rollover.
black guy teaches other blacks how to properly pronounce words like 'ask'.
this is the new way to teach golf. great prank.
a 17-year-old faces a felony charge of injury to a child after police found a videotape that appears to show him and another man teaching his 2- and 5-year-old nephews to smoke marijuana, police said. the video shows two children being taught to smoke marijuana and the men encouraging them to "get high," police said. a man can be seen placing a marijuana cigarette into a baby's mouth and, in another part of the video, a different boy is shown smoking on his own.
want to know how to pick up a chick? this father tries to teach his son hoe to pick up the ladies. so he takes him to a fast food drive thru and all seems to be going well, until the end.
teaching manners a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. she heard the train stop & her son saying, "all of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! and all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." the horrified mother went in & told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house. now i want you to go to your room & stay there for two hours. when you come out,you may play with your train, but i want you to use nice language." two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. we thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." she hears the little boy continue, "for those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." as the mother began to smile, the child added, "for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
shanghai (reuters) - scientists in china may use a police dog to teach pandas to fight after the first artificially bred panda released into the wild was apparently killed after a battle with other animals, local media reported on saturday. the wolong giant panda breeding centre plans to have four pandas raised in captivity live with a specially trained police dog or other animals, the chengdu daily quoted reserve officials as saying. the officials could not be reached for comment. the pandas would learn how to protect themselves by observing the dog, increasing their chances of survival when they were eventually released into the mountainous wilds of the far western province of sichuan. the world's first artificially bred panda to be released, a 5-year-old male named xiang xiang, was found dead in the snow early this year after less than 12 months out of captivity. scientists believe he fell from a high place after getting into a fight with wild pandas or other animals over food or territory. china is now preparing to release a second batch of up to four artificially bred pandas. many or all would be females, which may be less prone to becoming involved in fights. breeding pandas through artificial insemination and introducing them to the wild is an important part of china's efforts to save the species, which is now estimated to number between 1,000 and 2,000 in the wild. pandas chosen for release undergo years of training. adult pandas need to spend up to 16 hours a day foraging and eating bamboo and almost all the remaining time resting or sleeping, making them vulnerable in harsh environments. to boost captive pandas' low fertility rates and weak sexual desire, china has even resorted to showing them videos of other pandas mating. source
st. louis, mo-- an imperial man is dead after accidentally shooting himself in the head while teaching his girlfriend firearms safety. sheriff glenn boyer said that on friday, deputies responded to 4307 rock valley court in imperial for a shooting. investigators found 40-year-old james looney with a gunshot wound to the head. according to witnesses, looney was demonstrating how to use the different safety mechanisms on several guns to his girlfriend. the witnesses said looney would put the guns to his head, and before pulling the trigger, would ask her if she thought the gun would go off. with the first two guns, the safety mechanisms worked. the third gun fired. looney was transported to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead the next morning. according to witnesses, looney was going to take his girlfriend to the shooting range the next day, but insisted on the lesson on firearm safety the day before. deputies believe alcohol was involved. source
learn how to handle your huevos the right way as aria giovanni shows the simplest way to hard-boil your eggs.
some guy decides to rig up a bmx and leave it out side a market in compton.
a man was driving with his daughter when he got pulled over by the police for speeding. "oh, piss." the man said. "daddy, what does piss mean?" asked the daughter. "oh, erm... it's just another word for... policeman." when the man and his daughter got home the man tripped on the doormat. "oh, shit!" the man said. "daddy, what does shit mean?" the daughter asked. "oh, erm... it's just another word for... doormat." the daughter walked into the kitchen to see her mother cutting the turkey for dinner. the mother cut herself with the knife. "oh, fuck." the mother said. "mummy, what does fuck mean?" asked the daughter. "oh, erm... it's just another word for cut." the daughter went upstairs to see her father shaving. he cut himself whilst doing this. "oh, bollocks." he said. "daddy, what does bollocks mean?" the daughter asked. "oh, erm... it's just another word for chin." there was a knock on the door and the daughter answered it. it was a policeman. the daughter said: "oh hello piss, come wipe your feet on the shit, my mum's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and my dad's upstairs shaving his bollocks."
pay attention & shut your mouth ..
so wrong ..
dudley interviews peter (arthur steeb-greebling) about teaching ravens to fly underwater
haggar clothing guys teach us how to deal with teenagers with loud car stereos.
the car used the shoulder to try and take over the truckers. three truckers didn't appreciate that, so they teamed up to teach the driver a lesson in patience.
1. there are at least 10 types of capacitors. 2. theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. 3. not everything works according to the specs in the databook. 4. anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. 5. engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life. 6. overtime pay? what overtime pay? 7. managers, not engineers, rule the world. 8. always try to fix the hardware with software. 9. if you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software. 10. dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary.
we all knew carlton could dance, but the dude rocked an infomercial as well? nice work!
cricket is a very popular game in england, australia, india, pakistan, sri lanka, south africa, west indies, new zealand, and a few other places.
hilarious cartoon based on real computer questions from real dads.
as things heat up with iran, consider this...
and you`ll live happily every after.
if you're a gossip whore like i am, then you would've heard the drama over p-diddy allowing his 12 year old son justin the pleasure of a lap dance. i figure.. if you're dad's p-diddy, then you're basically tainted anyway right?
two girls learning about the wonders of a vibrator/
