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Video:Five Targets, One Second

five targets, one second

this guy shoots five targets in under one second.

Video:Target

target

never stand behind a target for a dunking booth. this guy learned his lesson.

Video:Zoos Targets For Exotic Animal Thieves

zoos targets for exotic animal thieves

missing marmosets, abducted alligators, purloined penguins: thieves are targeting europe's zoos and safari parks to supply animal collectors who want to own ever more exotic species.

conservationists say the practice is harming animals, threatening vital breeding programs, and adding to an already flourishing illegal trade in exotic birds and animals.

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Video:No Target Shooting

no target shooting

so said the sign!

Video:The War On Terror's Next Target: Smurfs

the war on terror's next target: smurfs

the people of belgium have been left reeling by a public service commercial featuring the smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes.

the 25-second commercial is the work of unicef, and is to be broadcast on tv across belgium next week as a public fundraiser. it is intended as the keystone of a drive, by unicef's belgian arm, to raise about $145,000 for the rehabilitation of former child soldiers in burundi.

the animation was approved by the family of the smurfs' late creator, "peyo."

belgian television viewers were given a preview of the commercial earlier this week, when it was shown on the main evening news. reactions ranged from approval to shock and, in the case of small children who saw the episode by accident, wailing terror.

unicef and imps, the family company that controls all rights to the smurfs, have stipulated that it is not to be broadcast before 9 p.m.

the ad pulls no punches. it opens with the smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the smurf song. bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.

tiny smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. the final scene shows a scorched and tattered baby smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone smurfs.

the final frame bears the message: "don't let war affect the lives of children.''

philippe henon, a spokesman for unicef belgium, said his agency had set out to shock, after concluding that traditional images of suffering in third world war zones had lost their power to move television viewers. "

it's controversial,'' he said. "we have never done something like this before, but we've learned over the years that the reaction to the more normal type of campaign is very limited.''

the advertising agency behind the campaign, publicis, decided the best way to convey the impact of war on children was to tap into the earliest, happiest memories of belgian television viewers. they chose the smurfs, who first appeared in a belgian comic in 1958.

julie lamoureux, publicis' account director for the campaign, said the agency's original plans were toned down.

"we wanted something that was real war -- smurfs losing arms, or a smurf losing a head -- but they said no.''

the film has won tentative approval from the official smurf fan club. a spokesman said, "i think it will wake up some people. it is so un-smurf-like, it might get people to think.''

hendrik coysman, managing director of imps, agreed. "that crying baby really goes to your bones.''

i sure hope george bush doesn't read this and get any ideas...

the ottowa citizen

Video:Insane Target Practice

insane target practice

us soldier holding up a ballastic plate gets shot by allied afghani during some very unsafe target practice. as if they don't know how inaccurate an ak-47 is.

courtesy: raider

Video:3D Painted Rooms - Yellow Target

3d painted rooms - yellow target

these rooms are painted so that, when looked at right, optical illusions will appear. very cool. this is the best one of them all in my opinion, a big yellow target.

Video:Bird Target Practice

bird target practice

just a little to the right.

Video:Paris Hilton Targeted In CD Prank

paris hilton targeted in cd prank

hundreds of paris hilton albums have been tampered with in the latest stunt by "guerrilla artist" banksy.

banksy has replaced hilton's cd with his own remixes and given them titles such as why am i famous?, what have i done? and what am i for?

he has also changed pictures of her on the cd sleeve to show the us socialite topless and with a dog's head.

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Video:Target Practice

target practice

looks like nobody told the little one.

Video:Target

target

fat chicks.

Video:Pedophile Blogger Targets Young Girls In L.A.

pedophile blogger targets young girls in l.a.

furious parents are calling on california legislators to do something about a self-described pedophile who trolls for children online, takes pictures of them and tells people where to find them.

Video:Croc Target Spent Week up Tree

croc target spent week up tree

cape york stockman david george has spent seven nights up a tree in a crocodile-infested swamp, bleeding and with little food - and lived to tell the tale.

the father-of-one and co-manager at silver plains cattle station yesterday told his remarkable tale of survival and rescue by chopper in rugged bushland near coen, in the state's remote far north.

"every night i was stalked by two crocs who would sit at the bottom of the tree staring up at me," mr george recalled yesterday.

"all i could see was two sets of red eyes below me and all night i had to listen to a big bull croc bellowing a bit further out. "i'd yell out at them, 'i'm not falling out of this tree for you bastards'." dazed and bleeding after a tumble from his horse earlier this month, the bushie had given the horse its head in the pre-dawn dark to get him home – only to find it had taken him more than a kilometre into the heart of a croc swamp.

"i had to get off the horse and fall on the long 8ft-high swamp grass to clear a path, when i fell straight into a crocodile nest," he said. "that spooked me. there were some monstrous tracks and the big ones are never far from the nest.

"i couldn't go back, it was too far and too dangerous, so i headed to the nearest high ground and stayed there, hoping someone would come and find me before the crocs did." he tried everything over the next few days to attract the attention of airborne search teams, including flashing sunlight off his tobacco tin, waving his shirt on a stick and spreading toilet paper in the tree branches.

"the scrub was that thick they could not see me through the foliage. it was very frustrating – they flew within 20 feet (6m) of me at one stage," he said. three days into his ordeal and his food supply of two meat sandwiches was gone.

"if i hadn't seen the crocs circling me, and if i hadn't fallen into the croc nest, i would have made a push for it. but i knew the safest thing was for me to sit tight and wait." on the eighth day of his ordeal, the missing stockman was found last wednesday after a search involving the australian army, police, ses crews from coen, cooktown, cairns and brisbane and aboriginal trackers.

"they gave me a cherry ripe chocolate bar after they winched me up to the chopper – it was like a gourmet meal," he said.

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Video:Robocop - Target Practice

robocop - target practice

controls:
a/d: walk
mouse: aim, shoot
spacevar: melee punch attack
hone your shooting skills on targets, then move om to fighting it out with thugs, and if you can survive that long, you'll finally face off with super-boss ed!

collect items to regain health and ammo, gain points, and advance to the next level

Video:Terrible Hunter Misses Target

terrible hunter misses target

worst. shot. ever.

Video:Faux News: Masked Protesters Target Church of Scientology

faux news: masked protesters target church of scientology

you would think they could at least get better video editing technology amiright?
kansas city, mo. -- thousands of people are expected to protest saturday in front of a church. it's the second month in a row anonymous protesters wearing masks will picket outside of the church of scientology. but, who are they? and, why are they protesting? fox 4's tess koppelman investigates the internet-based group called anonymous.

Video:Gaza Air Strikes: Did Israel Target School Children?

gaza air strikes: did israel target school children?

two news reports that seem to report that school children leaving school and making their way home were caught up in the israeli air strikes! once again it seems that the "advanced targeting" of the f16`s targeted civilians, with such advanced weaponry can this be an accident or is it deliberate!


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