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Video:Dolphin Strands Swimmer

dolphin strands swimmer

a new zealand swimmer got into difficulty when a friendly dolphin stopped her returning to shore.

the woman had been swimming with the dolphin, called moko, at mahia beach on the north island. but the playful dolphin did not want the fun to end.

people at a nearby cafe eventually heard her cries for help, and rowed out to her rescue.

she was found, exhausted and extremely cold, clinging to a buoy. she said the dolphin had meant no harm.

the woman, who wanted to remain anonymous, was wearing a wetsuit. but even that eventually failed to protect her from the winter cold.

she told the gisborne herald newspaper: "i went out by myself quite late, which probably was not the wisest thing to do.

"we were playing around for a while but then when i wanted to go back in, he just wanted to keep playing. i became exhausted and started to panic."

moko took up residence at mahia beach, south of gisborne, two years ago, and has become a major attraction.

during the summer, hundreds of people take to the water to play with him. but there are fewer people around in the winter, and residents believe he gets lonely and bored.

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Video:Michael Phelps` Fast Swimmers

michael phelps` fast swimmers

look at `em go.

Video:Swimmer Nose Bubbles

swimmer nose bubbles

stop motion image.

Video:Swimmers Fear

swimmers fear

a giant shark about to eat a surfer.

Video:Crap Swimmers 25metres Race - Absolutely

crap swimmers 25metres race - absolutely

more from the scottish comedy show absolutely.

  • Votes 3.7557/5
  • Views 697
  • Comments 1
  • Date 10/5/2006
  • by blong

Video:Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

swimmer trapped by beach balls

this guy got a nasty surprise when he got out of his deck chair.

Video:Swimmers

swimmers

a big man and a little boy getting ready to jump in the pool

  • Votes 3.3228/5
  • Views 421
  • Comments 0
  • Date 1/22/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Armless Swimmer

armless swimmer

anyone know more aobut him? i think his name is igor plotnikov, he holds some records on www.ipcswimming.org (paralympic swimming) but thats all i could find.

Video:Swimmer Design

swimmer design

some new pictures of bored graphic designer artwork.

Video:World's Fastest Swimmer

world's fastest swimmer

i can't understand the spokesman, but this guy can swim....

Video:The3 Disabled Swimmers

the3 disabled swimmers

three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. the first has no arms. the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. they all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they’re all in the pool. the guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. the head of course sank straight to the bottom. ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. he can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him. he picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering. eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "three years i’ve spent learning to swim with my ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some cunt puts a swimming cap on me!"

Video:Swimmer Races Alone

swimmer races alone

after two of three olympic competitors are disqualified, one man is left to race against the clock.


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