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Video:Jerry C - Sweeping From Heaven

jerry c - sweeping from heaven

this time things just go a little hard with "sweeping from heaven".

Video:Jerry C - Sweeping From Heaven

jerry c - sweeping from heaven

this is jerry c playing sweeping from heaven.

Video:Obama, Huckabee Sweep to Iowa Victories

obama, huckabee sweep to iowa victories

des moines, iowa — sen. barack obama swept to victory in the iowa caucuses thursday night, pushing hillary rodham clinton to third place and taking a major stride in a historic bid to become the nation's first black president. mike huckabee rode a wave of support from evangelical christians to win the opening round among republicans in the 2008 campaign for the white house.

obama, 46 and a first-term senator from illinois, told a raucous victory rally his triumph showed that in "big cities and small towns, you came together to say, 'we are one nation, we are one people and our time for change has come.'"

final democratic returns showed the first-term lawmaker gaining 38 percent support. former sen. john edwards of north carolina gained second, barely edging out clinton, the former first lady.

huckabee celebrated his own victory over mitt romney and a crowded republican field. "a new day is needed in american politics, just like a new day is needed in american government," the former arkansas governor told cheering supporters. "it starts here, but it doesn't end here. it goes all the way through the other states and ends at 1600 pennsylvania avenue."

huckabee, a preacher turned politician, handily defeated romney despite being outspent by millions of dollars and deciding in the campaign's final days to scrap television commercials that would have assailed the former massachusetts governor. he stressed his religion to the extent of airing a commercial that described himself as a "christian leader" in his race against a man seeking to become the first mormon president.

nearly complete returns showed huckabee with 34 percent support, compared with 25 percent for romney. former sen. fred thompson and sen. john mccain battled for third place, while texas rep. ron paul wound up fifth and former new york mayor rudy giuliani sixth.

read more: source

i'd like to send a "hollar" to stbasdf for reminding us that there is in fact something more important than mariah carey.
thank you, good sir.

Video:Hurricane Rita Sweeps Ashore

hurricane rita sweeps ashore

hurricane rita has swept ashore along the texas-louisiana coastline, bringing stinging rain and pounding waves that threaten flooding across the low-lying region.

the eyewall - the ring of 120 mph winds surrounding rita's calm eye - lashed the coastal area between sabine pass, texas, and cameron, louisiana, before the national hurricane center officially announced it had made landfall at 8.30am.

the hurricane's eye is expected to take a course that could spare houston and galveston but slam the oil refining towns of beaumont and port arthur, texas, and lake charles, louisiana, with a 20ft storm surge, towering waves and up to 25 inches of rain.

"that's where people are going to die,'' said max mayfield, director of the national hurricane center. "all these areas are just going to get absolutely clobbered by the storm surge.''

the storm had already caused new flooding in new orleans, and as many as 24 people were killed when a bus carrying nursing-home evacuees caught fire in a traffic jam on friday.

rita weakened during the day into a category 3 hurricane after raging as a category 5, 175 mph monster earlier in the week. but it was still a highly dangerous storm.

rita threatened dozens of shuttered refineries and chemical plants along the texas and louisiana gulf coast that represent a quarter of the nation's oil refining capacity.

environmentalists warned of the risk of a toxic spill, and business analysts said rita could cause already-high petrol prices to rise again.

in the storm's cross-hairs were the marshy towns along the louisiana line: port arthur, a city of about 58,000 where the main industries include oil, shrimping and crawfishing; and beaumont, a port city of about 114,000 that was the birthplace of the modern oil industry.

in new orleans, which had just drained nearly all the putrid floodwaters from katrina, rita's wind and rain sent water gushing through a patched levee along the industrial canal and into the already-devastated lower ninth ward and parts of neighbouring st bernard parish. the water rose to waist level.

about the same time, water streamed through another levee along the patched london avenue canal, swamping homes in the gentilly neighbourhood with more than six inches of water.

president bush, mindful of criticism the federal government was slow to respond to katrina, had planned to visit his home state to review the rita response but cancelled at the last minute to avoid slowing down the preparations.

at least 2.8 million people fled a 500-mile stretch of the louisiana-texas coastline in a seemingly all-at-once evacuation that caused monumental traffic jams in which hundreds of cars broke down or ran out of petrol.

Video:Glo-cat the New Craze to Sweep the Nation

glo-cat the new craze to sweep the nation

in what could be the cutest side effect since the birth of liv tyler, south korean scientist kong il-keun, has created a litter of glow in the dark kitties. the two cats, possessing altered fluorescence protein (rfp) genes were cloned by the scientist in the hopes of finding treatments for genetic diseases, but when exposed to a blacklight, the turkish angoras emit a ghostly red glow. that certainly can't help if a hungry kitty is trying to catch a mouse. although extremly cool on a novelty level, don't go asking about them at your local pet store. at least not net. it's very unlikely that you will be able to buy a glo-cat anytime soon as the debates on the ethics of genetic manipulation and cloning continue to boil all over the world. not to mention that the cost of cat-cloning is anywhere from 30 to 50 thousand dollars.

Video:The Onion: Deadly Virus Sweeping China

the onion: deadly virus sweeping china

no need for alarm. it's just "olympic fever."


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