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Video:Asian Girl Swallows A Goldfish.

asian girl swallows a goldfish.

an asian girl swallows a goldfish whole.

Video:Man Swallowed Scissors

man swallowed scissors

chinese surgeons saved a man's life after he accidentally swallowed a pair of nail scissors he was using to clean his teeth.

these are the astonishing x-rays that show how surgeons saved a man's life after he cut his throat with a pair of scissors - from the inside.

lin kong had borrowed a four-inch-long pair of nail scissors to use instead of a toothpick to clean his teeth after a meal.

but as one of his friends told a joke, the 27-year-old laughed and swallowed the clippers.

as he tried to cough up the scissors, the points, which were facing upwards, dug deeper into his throat, causing serious damage.

chen wei, a surgeon at the hospital in putian, eastern china, said: "when he came in, his face was twisted, pale, and [he was] sweating. the patient was having difficulty swallowing and blood was mixed with his saliva."

x-rays showed that the scissors had completely entered the man's oesophagus, with the sharp points sticking up into the epiglottis.

surgeons could only operate under local anaesthetic, as general anaesthetic would have relaxed his body so much that the scissors would have slipped deeper down the throat.

"the entire surgery took around 30 minutes. luckily mr lin does not have much of a wound left inside his throat," said dr chen.

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Video:Swallowing a Coin

swallowing a coin

the kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. a man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out.

"i don`t know how to thank you, doc...", his mother started.

"i`m not a doctor", the man replied, "i`m from the irs".

Video:Just Swallow

just swallow

two guys sing a beautiful song about how girls should just swallow. this isn’t meant to be offensive, but they sure wrote a great song.

Video:Hard To Swallow

hard to swallow

sometimes our past mistakes are hard to swallow. sometimes we spit them out and go back for more.

Video:Swallow it!

swallow it!

i thought this pic was kind of funny.

Video:Dane Cook - Harmfull If Swallowed

dane cook - harmfull if swallowed

this is some funny shit.

Video:Monty - Python - Swallows, Dead Bodies, and Bloody Peasants

monty - python - swallows, dead bodies, and bloody peasants

the first 3 scenes from monty python and the holy grail

Video:Top Ten Photos of 2006 From National Geographic News - Snake Swallows Electric Blanket 9

top ten photos of 2006 from national geographic news - snake swallows electric blanket 9

the blanket's wiring extended through about 8 feet (2.5 meters) of the the 60-pound (27-kilogram) reptile's digestive tract (inset).

Video:I Swallow.

i swallow.

easy and to the point...pun intended.

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  • Date 4/25/2007
  • by Jile

Video:Man Swallows Sword Underwater

man swallows sword underwater

in tank with sharks and stingrays.

Video:Swallow Balls

swallow balls

now for vegetarians.

Video:Why Swallowing Is Good For You

why swallowing is good for you

educational short clip on benefits of drinking semen.

Video:Swallows (T-Shirt)

swallows (t-shirt)

not a bird reference.

Video:Swallowing Live Fish For Health

swallowing live fish for health

thousands throng to swallow a live fish "wonder cure" in southern india. in india's southern hyderabad city, people gather to receive a traditional treatment believed to cure asthma and other respiratory ailments. patients buy a two-inch-long murrel fish, and swallow it live after it has been stuffed with a herbal mixture. and for people finding the remedy a little hard to swallow, there are doctors on hand to help the fish on its way.

Video:Puppy Swallows 10.5 Inch Arrow

puppy swallows 10.5 inch arrow


a puppy survived swallowing a 10.5-inch plastic arrow almost as long as itself.

betty, a staffordshire bull terrier, was forced to undergo emergency surgery to remove the arrow after it became lodged halfway through her body from the oesophagus to the small intestine.

her owner emma watson, 38, from swanley in kent, believes her pet found the item after disappearing into her seven-year-old daughter lilly-jay's playhouse when a gust of wind opened the door.

she heard coughing and spluttering and rushed in, but saw nothing untoward after the incident in may.

the following day however, betty, eight months old began vomiting and went off her food.

mother-of-two miss watson said: "betty started to vomit and wasn't eating or drinking, which is totally unlike her.

"normally she is very boisterous and playful but she was very quiet and didn't want to be around anyone, not even my daughter."

betty was taken to thamesmead pdsa petaid hospital where she was x-rayed after vets identified an object lodged in her intestine.

veterinary surgeon chris pollard, who operated on betty at the charity's centre which provides free care for those in need, said: "the x-rays were surprising to say the least. the arrow was so long it virtually ran through betty's body but it also explained why she was so ill.

"the main concern was the length of the arrow and where it ended - in the small intestine. this could have penetrated the stomach wall and proved fatal. we had to operate immediately."

he added: "the operation proved incredibly intricate as betty was so young and her internal organs were still not yet fully developed. we opened up the abdomen and made an incision in the stomach to pull the arrow out with great care. considering betty's size as a puppy, it really is amazing that she managed to swallow a 10.5 inch long arrow."

betty was kept in overnight and fed tiny portions of food and water to ensure the stitches did not come apart.

miss watson said: "she doesn't appear to have learnt her lesson because as soon as she got home she tried to eat the tv remote control so we're keeping a very close eye on her now to prevent anything like this from happening again."

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Video: Pol Pot Menu too Much to Swallow in Cambodia

pol pot menu too much to swallow in cambodia

a new cambodian cafe is offering diners a slice of life under the khmer rouge, with a menu featuring rice-water and leaves, and waitresses dressed in the black fatigues worn by pol pot's ultra-maoist guerrillas.

newly opened across the road from phnom penh's notorious tuol sleng "s-21" khmer rouge interrogation and torture centre, the cafe is meant to remind cambodians of the 1975-1979 genocide in which an estimated 1.7 million people died.

but the set "theme menu" of salted rice-water, followed by corn mixed with water and leaves, and dove eggs and tea at $6 a time is proving too much to swallow for many visitors.

"our grandfather and other relatives lost their lives under pol pot's regime," said 17-year-old manager hakpry agnchealy, whose brother owns the business. "this is more than just a restaurant. it is to remind us of those who died." "we opened two weeks ago, but have only had two europeans coming here to eat. we don't know how much longer we can go," she said.

faithful to the khmer rouge era, when many victims starved to death after a disastrous attempt to transform the country into a peasant utopia, the waitresses are barefoot and clad in the black pyjamas and red-white scarves of the guerrillas.

speakers blare out tunes celebrating the 1975 toppling of u.s.-backed president general lon nol and the walls are adorned with the baskets, hoes and spades pol pot hoped would power his jungle-clad south-east asian homeland to communist prosperity.

recognising that many tourists might not be able to stomach such a close brush with the killing fields, the "khmer rouge experience cafe" is also promoting itself to those wishing to shed a few pounds.

"it's good for me to slim down," said tan, a 40-year-old malaysian visitor. for some who survived pol pot's rule, the cafe served up too many chilling reminders of one of 20th century history's darkest chapters.

"my mother visited me here once, saw the khmer rouge style and has never come back again," hakpry agnchealy said.

what the hell...

:: anathema ::

yahoo

Video:Pelican Swallows a Pigeon

pelican swallows a pigeon

poor, poor pigeon.

Video:Stevie Starr Can Swallow Anything!

stevie starr can swallow anything!

and he's a professional regurgitator. most likely he performs on an empty stomach. don't let children watch this one in case they get ideas.

Video:Girl Swallows Live Mouse

girl swallows live mouse

a great adventure is waiting for you ahead. hurry onward lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. the journey before you may be long and filled with woe.


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