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Video:Suspended Honda F1 Car

suspended honda f1 car

view suspended is a stunning art installation created from the thousands of parts that make up a honda racing f1 car.

Video:Kid Gets Suspended For Going to Prom

kid gets suspended for going to prom

this kid gets suspended from a christian school for going to his girlfriend`s prom because it does not allow dancing.

Video:Kids Suspended For Making

kids suspended for making "happy crack" candy

penn hills, pa. (ap) - critics say it's an overreaction. some elementary school students in pennsylvania got suspended for mixing up sugar and kool-aid crystals -- and calling it "happy crack."

officials in the penn hills school district said the kids were imitating drug activity. they put the mixture in plastic bags and labeled it "happy crack."

but some parents don't think that should have gotten the students suspended from shenandoah elementary school.

and at least one school board member agrees. she says the colored mixture looked like the grainy candy found inside pixy stix -- and she didn't see anything wrong with it.

the principal and school superintendent haven't commented on the incident.



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Video:Presidential Executive Orders that Suspend Constitutional Powers

presidential executive orders that suspend constitutional powers

this video, possibly a bit overdone, does show a very interesing clip of lt. col. oliver north's involvement drawing up the emergency plan which will actually suspend the constitution and turn the control over to fema.

Video:Student Suspended For Buying Candy

student suspended for buying candy



new haven, conn. - contraband candy has led to big trouble for an eighth-grade honors student in connecticut.

michael sheridan was stripped of his title as class vice president, barred from attending an honors student dinner and suspended for a day after buying a bag of skittles from a classmate.

school spokeswoman catherine sullivan-decarlo says the new haven school system banned candy sales in 2003 as part of a districtwide school wellness policy.

michael's suspension has been reduced from three days to one, but he has not been reinstated as class vice president.

he says he didn't realize his candy purchase was against the rules, but he did notice the student selling the skittles on feb. 26 was being secretive.

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Video:5th Grader Suspended: Wore Anti-Obama Shirt

5th grader suspended: wore anti-obama shirt

lets see you crazy lefties be hypocritical on this one. nobama 08`

Video:Kid Suspended Over Hitler Costume

kid suspended over hitler costume

high school junior, walter petryk, created a very offensive costume for halloween.

Video:Santa Claus Suspended

santa claus suspended

over highly offensive comments

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Video:13 Year Old Suspended For Drawing Gun

13 year old suspended for drawing gun

that's right folks, drawing a gun.

Video:Suspended PC

suspended pc

somebody else with too much time on their hands...

Video:Second Amendment Rights Suspended in New Orleans

second amendment rights suspended in new orleans

in the aftermath of hurricane katrina, fema went door to door and confiscated everyone's firearms, regardless of whether they were leaving the area or not. this is a direct infringement on our 2nd amendment right to bear arms. and the worst part is that during this chaos the most effective way to protect your property from looters was with the use of a gun.

Video:Ohio Kindergartener Suspended For Mohawk

ohio kindergartener suspended for mohawk

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parma, ohio — a kindergarten student with a freshly spiked mohawk has been suspended from school.

michelle barile, the mother of 6-year-old bryan ruda, said nothing in the parma community school handbook prohibits the haircut, characterized by closely shaved sides with a strip of prominent hair on top. the school said the hair was a distraction for other students.

"i understand they have a dress code. i understand he has a uniform. but this is total discrimination," she said. "they can't tell me how i can cut his hair."

an administrator at the suburban cleveland charter school first warned barile last fall that the haircut wasn't acceptable. the school later sent another warning to her reiterating the ban.

mohawks violate the school's policy on being properly groomed, school principal linda geyer said. also, the school district's dress code allows school officials to forbid anything that interferes with the conduct of education.

ruda's hair became a disruption last week when ruda arrived freshly shorn, geyer said. administrators called barile on friday telling her to pick ruda up from school.

"this was his third infraction," geyer said tuesday. "we felt that we were being extremely patient."

rather than request a hearing to appeal the suspension, barile said she'll enroll him at another school. changing the hairstyle is not an option, she said.

"it's something that he really likes," barile said. "when people hear mohawk, they think it's long, it's spiked, it's crazy looking, and it's really not."

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Video:Teacher Suspended Over Push-ups

teacher suspended over push-ups


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a british schoolteacher has been suspended after making his pupils do push-ups as a punishment for arriving late to class, britain's main teaching union said today.

ian jennison, a representative for the national union of teachers, said the suspension could have a negative impact on how teachers dealt with their students in the future.

"it's political correctness gone mad. the repercussions are quite far-reaching," mr jennison said. "if this man is sacked for this, teachers are not going to take kids on trips, if two kids are having a fight they won't intervene, because they will be too worried."

mr jennison said different punishments for latecomers had been discussed by the whole class and that it was the pupils who had suggested push-ups.

the derby moor community sports college, where the unnamed teacher worked, said an investigation was underway and that its "priority is to ensure that students are happy to be in school".

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Video:Student Suspended In Peanut Allergy Incident

student suspended in peanut allergy incident

wisconsin — a 19-year-old student was suspended from wenatchee high school — and could face criminal charges — after he reportedly spread peanut butter on the forehead of a male student who has a peanut allergy.

the student with the allergy did not have an allergic reaction after the incident, said wenatchee police sgt. cherie smith.

the incident took place monday at lunchtime.

police believe the suspect, who lives in malaga, knew that the student was allergic to peanuts, said smith.

“there had been discussion about the peanut allergy” during lunchtime, said smith. the malaga teen reportedly stuck his finger in the peanut butter sandwich of another student, then rubbed the allergic student’s forehead, said smith.

the student with the allergy did not wish to pursue charges, said smith. but information will be forwarded to the prosecuting attorney’s office for review, with a disorderly conduct charge possible, she said.

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Video:Norman Finkelstein: Israel Suspended Atrocities in Gaza for Obamas Coronation

norman finkelstein: israel suspended atrocities in gaza for obamas coronation

jewish scholar: israel committed massive atrocities in gaza finkelstein also lambastes barack obama saying if he was white people would see right through him. the audio/visual is a little out of sync, my apologies.

Video:Student Suspended For Telling Muslim To Stand During Pledge

student suspended for telling muslim to stand during pledge

spring hill — heather lawrence didn't know the name of the girl with the muslim head covering, or where she was from.

but as lawrence walked by a classroom at springstead high school on wednesday, the 16-year-old junior did know one thing: the girl wasn't standing for the pledge of allegiance.

lawrence, an jrotc member who plans to enlist in the army next summer, says she was aghast.

"that's one of the most disrespectful things you can do," lawrence recalled friday. "even the kids who are anarchists, who hate our government, still have respect to stand."

a few bells later, lawrence was on her way to english class when she saw the girl wearing a hijab in the hallway. lawrence confronted her.

she told her she should stand for the pledge. and, according to lawrence's own account and a school referral on the incident, said, "take that thing off your head and act like you're proud to be an american."

a teacher overheard the encounter. now lawrence is serving a five-day, out-of-school suspension, and her parents are considering legal action.

"you have someone in the states who is able to enjoy our educational and health care systems, yet it's okay for them to be disrespectful, and it's not okay for my daughter to speak her mind," said mark lawrence, heather's father. "that's her first amendment right. that's her freedom of speech."

springstead principal susan duval said school officials stand behind the punishment. heather lawrence violated the district's policy against bullying and harassment, duval said. she was disciplined not for telling the girl to stand, but for her other comments — comments that duval called atrocious.

"it makes me ill," she said. "that is not what this school is about. these students should feel safe and secure here. we may have differences of opinion, but no student should have to tolerate harassment."

after the incident, lawrence was asked by a school staffer why she confronted the girl. "she began to rant that she was enlisting and was going to iraq and that basically because the girl looks middle eastern, that makes her an enemy because all iraqis are middle eastern," according to the referral signed by assistant principal stephen crognale.

lawrence denies she said that or feels that way.

"terrorists, regardless of who they are, what color they are, are the enemy," she said.

school officials would not disclose the identity of the girl. duval said she wasn't sure if the girl is new to springstead or why she didn't stand for the pledge.

lawrence said the girl did not respond to her and simply walked away. duval said the girl did not complain to school officials. efforts by the st. petersburg times to find and reach her were unsuccessful friday.

as she served her first day of suspension, lawrence admitted friday that telling the girl to take off her hijab was "a little over the edge." her father agreed she shouldn't have said it.

"it wasn't meant to be a racial comment, and i wasn't trying to bash her religion," she said. "i didn't expect her to say (the pledge). i just expect her to stand up for it. if she had a problem with what i said, i'd be happy to apologize to her."

mark lawrence says the district needs to be taken to task for putting words into his daughter's mouth. he hopes to reverse the suspension and says he's talked to a lawyer friend of the family.

"i didn't raise my daughters to be prejudiced," he said, adding that the family dines often with friends of iranian descent.

heather lawrence has her own unpleasant pledge memory.

she spent six months in mexico while her father worked a contracting job and was booted out of a private school for not saying the pledge to the mexican flag. but that was in spanish — a language she doesn't know — and so she stopped trying to fake it. and, she says, she still stood up.

flaps over flag pledging have set legal precedent. a 17-year-old junior at boynton beach high school refused to stand for the pledge and was removed from class, prompting a lawsuit and a ruling last year by the 11th u.s. circuit court of appeals. the court struck down a provision of florida law requiring civilians to stand for the pledge.

ramzy kiliç, executive director of the tampa chapter of the council on american-islamic relations, said he was concerned by heather lawrence's apparent cultural insensitivity.

but he also said he was surprised to hear that a muslim would not stand for the pledge. there is no tenet in the religion that encourages muslims not to do so. "that's her right," kiliç said. "i myself believe she should have stood."

still, kiliç said he was happy to hear that lawrence was willing to say she was sorry.

"a public school reflects the demographics of america," he said. "we have to foster that, and one way to do that is for the girl to apologize. that should be the ultimate solution."

the hijab clearly made the girl a target, said dr. adel eldin, a brooksville cardiologist who practices in spring hill.

eldin, who has been busy in august celebrating the muslim holy month of ramadan, said he hopes school officials will seize the incident as a teachable moment about his faith.

"if the principal would like to sponsor an educational night, i would be happy to talk to the kids," he said.

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Video:8th-grader Suspended for Wild Bengals Haircut

8th-grader suspended for wild bengals haircut

hamilton, ohio — a young cincinnati bengals fan has been penalized for clipping.

dustin reader got the nfl team's stripes and "b" insignia cut into his hair as a tribute to the team's good season.

when he showed up to school in the southwest ohio city of hamilton on monday, officials put the eighth-grader into in-school suspension. the school says its code of conduct prohibits extreme and distracting hairstyles.

reader's parents and barber say they don't understand why the haircut is out of bounds. his father says his son just wants to show pride in the 6-2 bengals.

school officials say he will continue to do his studies away from other students until the hair grows back or he changes the style.

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Video:Olbermann:  McCain, Suspend Your Campaign!  10-14-08

olbermann: mccain, suspend your campaign! 10-14-08

in a brief special comment, keith olbermann expresses his disapproval of the mccain/palin campaign’s “lynch-mob mentality” and their refusal to discourage surrogates and supporters from threatening barack obama at gop campaign rallies.

Video:Rugby Player Gets Suspended for Doing the Unthinkable

rugby player gets suspended for doing the unthinkable

no one noticed until he demanded that the other team smell his finger.

Video:Group Home - Suspended in Time

group home - suspended in time

as requested another group home jam for the early mornings waking up. mid old school '95.


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