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"the wild bunch" will survive

"i will survive" by gloria gaynor

Video:How to Survive High School

how to survive high school

mr. colbert talks about how to go about surviving high school.

Video:Kitten Survives Woodchipper

kitten survives woodchipper

a kitten known as chipper survived an ordeal with a woodchipper after workers, unaware of the cat's presence, turned the machine on.

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Video:Circa Survive - In Fear and Faith

circa survive - in fear and faith

the song "in fear and faith" by the experimental rock band "circa survive" off of their debut album "juturna".

Video:Pixar Alien Sings

pixar alien sings "i will survive"

pixar's 3d alien sings "i will survive". thanks to victor navone for the creation, and thanks to washburnfunk for sending this in.

Video:Skydiver Survives 5000 Foot Fall

skydiver survives 5000 foot fall

after both the original and backup parachutes fail this skydiver descends a 5000 foot free fall and miraculously survives. he was so convinced he was dead he actually waved goodbye to the camera. luckiest guy ever.

Video:TED Talks - How To Survive A Nuclear Attack

ted talks - how to survive a nuclear attack

the face of nuclear terror has changed since the cold war, but disaster-medicine expert irwin redlener reminds us the threat is still real. he looks at some of history`s farcical countermeasures and offers practical advice on how to survive an attack.
brought to you by ted talks.

Video:Man Survives Crash Truck/Train

man survives crash truck/train

a man in turkey is thanking his lucky stars after surviving a scary crash.

the man was standing next to a set of train tracks when a truck pulled up next to him. a train then plowed into the truck, hurling it toward the man and knocking him to the ground.

Video:Boy Survives Arrow Shot Through The Eye

boy survives arrow shot through the eye


a schoolboy archer had a narrow escape after being shot through the eye by a friend.

the arrow went through 11-year-old sharp shooter liu cheong's eye socket, completely through his head and was only stopped by the back of his skull.

"if the arrow had been shot with just a bit more force, it would have come out the back of his head," said doctors at jida hospital in changchun, eastern china.

the boy only survived because the arrow had miraculously missed his brain.

surgeons spent four hours removing the 16 inch arrow which had sunk more than four inches into the boy's head. they had to cut away part of it just to get him in the ct scanner.

after brain scans and x-rays, doctors began to cut away parts of his skull to remove the arrow without damaging optic nerves or brain tissue.

his parents have been warned he still faces a risk of infection and may need further ops. the team-mate who shot him – a 13-year-old girl called yan shin – is being treated for shock.

"it is a miracle he survived the accident," said one medic.

teachers at jiutai city school believe the youngsters were practicing on their own when the accident happened.

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Video:Croc Attempts 12 Story Plunge And Survives

croc attempts 12 story plunge and survives

crocodile decides living in moscow is worse than death, attempts 12 story plunge and survives.

residents in the russian nuclear research town of sarov got a jaw-dropping surprise on tuesday when a crocodile fell from the twelfth-storey apartment of its owner, the emergency situations ministry said.

the one-metre (3.3-feet) caiman crocodile landed on a pavement after leaning too far out of the window of the apartment where it had lived for the last 15 years, the ria novosti news agency quoted an official with the local branch of the ministry as saying.

frightened passers-by called the emergency services and rescuers managed to lasso the stunned animal and take it to a shelter for stray pets.it was soon returned to its owner, unharmed apart from damage to one of its teeth, the official said.

located in nizhny novgorod province east of moscow, sarov was the birthplace of the soviet union's first nuclear weapons and today is home to the russian federal nuclear centre.

source: news.yahoo.com

Video:Man Sleeps Through House Fire, Survives

man sleeps through house fire, survives

pittsburgh - a suburban pittsburgh man slept soundly as his home caught on fire and partially collapsed.

it wasn't until firefighters did a walk-through of the home more than two hours later that he woke up.

ross township fire marshal john reubi says he was "flabbergasted" that anyone survived the blaze. it broke out around 2:40 a.m. sunday and was reported by a passer-by.

firefighters were initially unable to search for victims because part of the roof collapsed. after controlling the fire, firefighters walked through and found the man in a bedroom. reubi says it appeared the man had no idea what was going on.

officials say the house had several additions, perhaps shielding the man's room from flames. he was treated for smoke inhalation.

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Video:Pregnant Skydiver Survives 50mph Slam Into Parking Lot

pregnant skydiver survives 50mph slam into parking lot

shayna richardson was making her first solo skydiving jump when she had trouble with her parachutes and, while falling at about 50 mph, hit face first in a parking lot.

although badly hurt, she survived -- and doctors treating her injuries discovered she was pregnant. four surgeries and two months later, richardson said she and the fetus are doing fine.

"just this last week we went and saw the doctor and we've got arms, we've got legs. we've got a full face. the baby is moving around just fine. the heart rate looks good. so not only did god save me but he spared this baby," she said.

richardson, 21, of joplin, mo., was skydiving in siloam springs on oct. 9 when her main parachute failed.

"i heard a snap and i started spinning and i didn't know why. i didn't know what to do to fix it. i didn't know how to make it stop," richardson told fort smith, ark., television station kfsm.

she cut away her primary chute so her reserve could deploy, but it didn't open all the way. she spun out of control, heading straight for the asphalt below.

"at the end i said, 'i'm going to die. i'm going to hit the ground. i'm going to die,'" she said. "i don't remember it. i don't remember hitting the ground. i don't remember the impact or anything that came with it."

rescuers got her to a hospital in fayetteville, where richardson underwent surgery. she broke her pelvis in two places, broke her leg, lost six teeth and now has 15 steel plates.

"i went into the first surgery where they cut me from ear to ear and they cut my face down and they took out all the fractured egg-shelled bones and put in steel plates," richardson said.

during treatment, doctors found that richardson was pregnant, which was a surprise to her. she said she would not have jumped had she known.

"to hit the ground belly first -- that's dangerous. i mean at any stage of pregnancy that's dangerous. that's not something you want to do let alone at 50 miles per hour," richardson said.

her fall was videotaped and richardson said she was able to watch it, without qualms.

"i wanted to watch it," said richardson. "and the whole reason i'm comfortable with watching it because i know how it ends."

richardson said her due date is june 25. she plans to make her next parachute jump in august.

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Video:Kids In The Hall -

kids in the hall - "surviving a grizzly bear attack"

for a clip this big, the quality should be better. but, it is damn funny.

Video:Surviving Baby

surviving baby

this baby is a fighter.

Video:South Korean Man Survives Suicide Jump

south korean man survives suicide jump

a south korean man jumped from a tall building in seoul after he was refused an american visa. the crash-mat on the ground saved his life.

courtesy: klyfer

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Cat Survives Traffic, 70-Foot Fall, 600-Foot Swim

cat survives traffic, 70-foot fall, 600-foot swim

wenatchee, wash. - one plucky cat is waiting to go home. but no one knows where home is.

the cat is resting up at an animal shelter in washington state after leaping from a pickup, scampering through traffic, plunging 70 feet into the chilly columbia river and swimming 600 feet to shore.

officials at the wenatchee valley humane society say the cat "ate ravenously" after its ordeal.

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Video:How To Survive An Alien Attack

how to survive an alien attack

another funny clip with the "how it should have ended" theme.

Video:How To Survive A Nuclear War Pt.3

how to survive a nuclear war pt.3

a 1982 documentary looks at the effects of a 1 mt nuke detonating a mile above london's st. paul's cathedral.

Video:Teen Survives 80-Foot Fall Into Well

teen survives 80-foot fall into well

a south carolina teen fell 80-feet down an abandoned well while on a walk in the woods with his family; rescuers pulled the 15-year-old out unharmed.

Video: Boy Survives Six Hours at Night Lost in Dead Sea

boy survives six hours at night lost in dead sea

an 8-year-old israeli boy spent six hours floating in the dead sea alone at night after his father left him there by accident during a family trip, police said sunday.

an 8-year-old israeli boy spent six hours floating in the dead sea alone at night after his father left him there by accident during a family trip, police said sunday.

they said they would not press charges against the errant parent.the dead sea, the lowest point on earth and one of israel's most popular tourist attractions, has an abnormally high salt concentration that allows swimmers to float on the surface.

rescue workers said the boy, shneur zalman friedman, from jerusalem, was in the sea with his father and two brothers on thursday evening when currents swept him away from shore, without anyone else noticing.

police spokesman micky rosenfeld said the family was part of a large group visiting a beach reserved for ultra-orthodox jewish men -- who do not bathe in the presence of women -- away from main public areas.

his father left the water with other members of the group and only noticed the boy was missing as darkness fell, rosenfeld said.a major search by police helicopters and volunteers in motorboats finally found shneur about 2 miles from the shore early friday after six hours in the strong-smelling, corrosive water, yehuda meshi-zahav of the zaka rescue organization said.

the boy was dehydrated and frightened but otherwise healthy, he said. shneur told his rescuers he remained calm throughout the ordeal, saying prayers and thinking about his school friends as he floated in the darkness."the boy said that he didn't try to swim, he just drifted with the current," rosenfeld said.

the mineral-laden waters of the dead sea helped keep the boy afloat but could have choked him had he panicked and swallowed large quantities, said omer cohen of the megilot volunteer rescue unit.after hours of fruitless searching, workers had all but given up hope of finding the boy alive.

"we thought we were looking for a body," cohen said. "we were surprised to find the boy alive and well."

source: cnn.com

Video:How to survive a knife attack.

how to survive a knife attack.

this is from the movie brick. if you haven't watched this movie watch it.

Video:I Will Survive

i will survive

jesus singing the famous song until his tragic end

Video:Child Survives Drop From Second Story

child survives drop from second story

a woman was in custody saturday after she dropped a child she was baby-sitting from a second-story window, police said.

a teen playing football below caught the 2-year-old before it could hit the ground, and the child didn't appear to suffer injuries, said springfield police sgt. dan schrader. nonetheless, the child was taken to a local hospital to be examined for internal damage.

the incident took place around 2:30 p.m. at the john b. hughes apartment complex at 2100 n. clifton ave., schrader said.

the 18-year-old suspect was taking care of four more children at the time, schrader said. police continued their investigation saturday night.

source: springfieldnews.com


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