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bypass surgery.
when surgery goes wrong, there is always the internet for help.
some women are now getting surgery to make them virgins again, some chick did it for a valentines present.
a short clip showing laser eye surgery in action.
girl has plastic surgery to look like a 10....
enter the transgender community, where people undergo surgery to become the sex they believe they truly are.
technically this isn't surgery. it's more of a procedure i had today (4 days after my 4th surgery). i am having a metal pin taken out of my thumb that goes all the way down the length of my thumb. the video explains it all along with some other things. enjoy!
i partially severed 3 fingers (2 were hanging off and 1 was chewed up) from a table saw accident. these pictures present the stages from the accident through the 4 surgeries i have had. i will later post a video.
as dick cheney was slowly came out of the anesthesia after his recent aneurysm surgery, he noticed how dark the room was and said, “why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?” “there’s a big fire across the street,” the doctor replied. “we didn’t want you to think the operation was a failure!”
ok guys, actual footage from surgery of a guy having a rubber dick removed from his ass. the reaction of the surgical team is priceless, especially as they appear to have brought along their family and drinking buddies to watch.
1. better save that. we'll need it for the autopsy. 2. someone call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop. 3. accept this sacrifice, o great lord of darkness. 4. spot! spot! come back with that! bad dog! 5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 6. hand me that... uh... that uh... thingy. 7. oh no! i just lost my rolex. 8. oops! hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 9. damn, there go the lights again... 10. ya know, there's big money in kidneys. hell, the guy's got two of 'em. 11. everybody stand back! i lost my contact lens! 12. could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. 13. anyone see where i left that scalpel? 14. i hope his family won't miss him. 15. and now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. 16. damn! page 47 of the manual is missing! 17. nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 18. don't worry. i think it is sharp enough. 19. fire! fire! everyone get out!
just wow. this guy has some big ones or is just plain stupid. this is nasty, so be warned!
two good reasons.
i never thought surgical mole removal could end so horribly.
taken from the movie transporter 2, this clip is taken from the beginning where jack needs to get his annual injection but for some strange reason the surger isn't as it should be. i tried to get as much of kate nauta in as possible without making the download too big.
fateh mohammad, a prison inmate in pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
on wednesday night, doctors brought mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"thanks allah, now i feel comfort. today, i had my breakfast. i was just drinking water, nothing else," mohammad, a gray-bearded man in his mid-40s, told reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of multan.
"we had to take it out intact," said dr. farrukh aftab at nishtar hospital. "had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. he swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"when i woke up i felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," mohammad said.
"i don't know who did this to me. police or other prisoners."
the doctor treating mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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a mexican man weighing 1211.5 pounds and thought to be the fattest man in the world is to have his bodyweight surgically reduced in italy.
the 40-year-old manuel uribe garza is set to travel to modena, central italy, for his operation. uribe garza, who is six feet three inches tall, has been suffering from "morbid obesity" for around 20 years and is no longer mobile.
head doctor giancarlo debernardinis tells afp, "we will hold a meeting in the coming days to work out the details of the hospitalization and to prepare the operating theater and the appropriate surgical tools."
a musician who underwent brain surgery to treat a hand tremor played his banjo throughout surgery to test the success of the operation.
an italian doctor is being called a hero after he refused to abandon brain surgery on a patient despite suffering from a heart attack during the operation. dr. claudio vitale of naples insisted on finishing the surgery to remove a brain tumor even though he began to feel chest pains part way through the procedure, ansa news agency reported. at the urging of his medical team, the 59-year-old neurosurgeon underwent a blood test once the pains worsened. the test confirmed a heart problem, but vitale said he “couldn’t leave the patient at such a delicate moment.” a half hour after finishing the surgery, vitale underwent an angioplasty operation to treat the angina attack. both doctor and patient are recovering. source
jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "i'm ok but i didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "what did he say," asked the nurse. "oops!"
a new hospital in san antonio is now using bloodless surgery to treat its patients. it is safer and more cost effective than using blood transfusions.
a korean woman addicted to plastic surgery has been left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face. hang mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face. following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful. eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. when she returned home to korea the surgery meant hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her. after realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. once again the possibility that hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment. however, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways. amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject. when her supply of silicone ran out hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body. as hang's notoriety spread she was featured on korean tv. viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face. during the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from hang's face and 200g from her neck. after several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured. and it would seem that even hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back. source
this guy gets one step closer to having a normal life.
a series of skits where macgruber deals with his fading looks.
