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air supply in an awesome soft rock infomercial.
i used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in with a smoking power supply. the service representative was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware problem. service rep: sir, something has burned within your power supply. customer: i bet that there is some command that i can put into the autoexec.bat file that will take care of this. service rep: there is nothing that software can do to help you with this problem. customer: i know that there is something i can put in... some command... maybe it should go into the config.sys. [after a few minutes of going round and round] service rep: okay, i am not supposed to tell anyone this but there is a hidden command in some versions of dos that you can use. i want you to edit your autoexec.bat and add the last line as c:dosnosmoke and reboot your computer. [customer does this] customer: it is still smoking. service rep: i guess you`ll need to call microsoft and ask them for a patch for the nosmoke.exe. [the customer then hung up. we thought that we had heard the last of this guy. but no; he calls back four hours later!] service rep: hello, sir, how is your computer? customer: i called microsoft and they said that my power supply is incompatible with their nosmoke.exe and that i need to get a new one. i was wondering when i can have that done and how much it will cost. the smoking power supply
a little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. so, the dealer telephoned deacon brown to ask why. "i`ll tell you why," shouted deacon brown. "our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "well, interrupted the dealer, "didn`t you receive them yet?" "oh, we received them all right," replied deacon brown. "however, you sent us some golf pencils... each stamped with the words, `play golf next sunday.`"
adam smith's wealth of nations made easy to understand.
engines: check, flaps: check, airbrakes: check hmmm i think that's everything.
even during a flood, socialists save their necessities. personally, i don't think they brought enough beer.
our 2009 spiked bbq will be fantastic.
she never has to go far for anything.
