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Video:George Bush - Sunday Bloody Sunday

george bush - sunday bloody sunday

bush singing u2's classic song "sunday bloody sunday". must have taken ages to make.

Video:U2-Sunday Bloody Sunday-Rurouni Kenshin

u2-sunday bloody sunday-rurouni kenshin

clip of scenes from anime show to the tune of u2's classic rock song.

Video:Sunday Afternoon By Jon LaJoie

sunday afternoon by jon lajoie

what are you gonna do this sunday afternoon?

Video:Little Johnny At Sunday School

little johnny at sunday school

at sunday school they were teaching how god created everything, including human beings. little johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how eve was created out of one of adam's ribs.

later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "johnny, what's wrong?"

little johnny responded, "i have a pain in my side - i think i'm going to have a wife."

Video:Sunday Report: Canadian Sniper Rob Furlong

sunday report: canadian sniper rob furlong

former canadian forces sniper rob furlong discusses his world record shot of 2,430m in afghanistan during operation anaconda in 2002 and his subsequent treatment by the military. also includes some reporting from the canadian forces sniper school. broadcast on cbc sunday report on september 9, 2007

Video:National Porn Sunday, Coming Up

national porn sunday, coming up

some christian churches say pornography has become more and more accessible, leading to more problems with addiction and crime. so sunday, churches around the country said enough is enough, and participated in national porn sunday to address the internal pains of porn that millions of americans have to face.

"quite frankly it's talked about everywhere but church often," said church goer katie fisher. she joined thousands of christians in our area and millions nationwide in national porn sunday.

"we're going to kick the devil out of it," said pastor tony scott. during services, he told his congregation there's too much porn saturating our culture. "we're trying to send a message that sexual purity is important for the man and for the woman...for the family...for america. ... this society needs a revival," said scott.

national porn sunday got some help from xxxchurch.com -- a resource for people to get help started by some guys who made a documentary about their experiences with porn. pastors in our area said there is assistance here for anyone. "they don't need to be ashamed of it," said pastor john ransom. "there is help out there and we want to help them any way we can," he added.

people in the seats wanted to hear the message. "a lot of people don't like to talk about it and it's an issue that the church should handle," said member christy flack. "we're making a stand saying that this is a problem and we need to take care of it," said flack.

"a lot of times (people) are trapped and they don't know where to turn...they're afraid to talk to somebody," said member matthew wrozek.

church members told us porn is definitely a detriment to society that shouldn't be passed on to our young people. "so often they hear about sex and pornography from every source, but church and even from their parents," said fisher. "so it's important that we show them what the word of god has to say about pornography and sexual purity."

studies show 9 in every 10 kids ages 8-16 have seen porn online. porn is such a big business, u.s. porn revenues exceed the combined revenues made by nbc, abc and cbs television networks.

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Video:Australian Miners Will Probably Be Rescued Sunday

australian miners will probably be rescued sunday

the two australian miners trapped in the tasmanian beaconsfield gold mine won’t be rescued until sunday.

rescue workers have drilled through 40 feet of solid rock, but the last few feet will have to be dug by hand, to ensure that vibrations caused by the digging will not cause another cave-in, officials said.

it looks like the two will spend another night underground, which will be the twelfth since the earthquake that cause the cave-in, trapping them and killing their colleague larry knight.

the two miners spend last evening preparing for their rescue, stabilizing the rock around them with grout, to minimize the chance of another rock fall when workers on the other side will finally break through.

according to a paramedic, the two are still in good health and have not lost their sense of humor.

the two expect to be freed soon and have packed a bag of their belongings in anticipation of their rescue.

Video:Sunday Morning Sex

sunday morning sex

on hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on sunday morning."

horrified, susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"oh no, my dear," replied granny. "many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. it was just the right rhythm. nice and slow and even. nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding, and out on the dong."

she paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Video:Sunday School

sunday school

johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in sunday school.

"well, mum, our teacher told us how god sent moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the israelites out of egypt.

"when he got to the red sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. they sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the israelites."

"now, johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"well, no, mom, but if i told it the way the teacher did, you`d never believe it."

Video:Hello Dolly - Sunday Clothes

hello dolly - sunday clothes

hey, it`s that song from wall-e.

Video:Sunday Afternoon on Ukulele

sunday afternoon on ukulele

sunny afternoon performed by the ukulele orchestra of great britain.

Video:Is It Sunday Morning?

is it sunday morning?

this is just one of the many photos i took during my trip to various parts of new zealand last year. enjoy!

Video:Lazy Sunday Afternoon

lazy sunday afternoon

walken you wild and crazy guy.

Video:SNL- Lazy Sunday (Rap)

snl- lazy sunday (rap)

chris parnell and andy samberg in "the chronic what cles of narnia"

Video:Lazy Sunday

lazy sunday

all work no play for this puppy.

Video:Any Given Sunday - Inches Speech

any given sunday - inches speech

al pacino gives one of the greatest movie speeches ever.

Video:SNL- Lazy Sunday

snl- lazy sunday

chris parnell & andy samberg rapping

Video:Pleasant Valley Sunday

pleasant valley sunday

another great tune by the monkees.

Video:Kris Kristofferson-Sunday Morning Coming Down

kris kristofferson-sunday morning coming down

to many kris is better known for his acting gigs but he is a great country artist too. this song speaks to me as a reminder of having left home and finding myself alone in a new place befor making new friends.

Video:Sunday Funnies - January 21, 2007

sunday funnies - january 21, 2007

a collection of bits from comedy shows like the daily show, leno, letterman, etc.

Video:The Sunday Funnies (Feb 4 2007)

the sunday funnies (feb 4 2007)

prayer, the worst president ever, campaign slogans, and joe biden.

  • Votes 3.5833/5
  • Views 262
  • Comments 1
  • Date 2/4/2007
  • by dsaj

Video:The Sunday Funnies (Feb 11 2007)

the sunday funnies (feb 11 2007)

leno, colbert, conan and letterman, all making political jokes.

  • Votes 3.9167/5
  • Views 284
  • Comments 13
  • Date 2/12/2007
  • by dsaj

Video:Sunday Drivers

sunday drivers

damn sunday drivers!

Video:Sunday Morning

sunday morning

picture it: rural area, sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. the doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. people jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. one is the pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. satan is a bit perplexed. he points to the pastor and says, "you! i can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. but you (points to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?" the farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "why, i'm surprised you don't recognize me...i've been married to your sister for 36 years!"


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