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suicidal psychopath attacks police

cleavers, rakes, long wooden sticks, and a crossbow make for an interesting battle between suicidal man and the police.

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• 6/23/2006
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suicidal mall crash

a suicidal kid decides on an unusual method of ending it all.

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• 12/23/2006
• by mGoLos

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passerby pushes suicidal man off bridge

passerby shakes hand with suicidal man on bride, then pushes him off said bridge.

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• 5/24/2009
• by dan_hunter1

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sniper disarms suicidal man

sniper saves the life of a redneck.

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• 8/21/2009
• by R10

Video:

suicidal racoon

it`s possible that it`s one of those raccoons that are immune to fire. you know, the kind that doesn`t exist.

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• 2/11/2008
• by mag1kr3zin

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suicidal bus hijackers get taken out

two people take a bus full of passengers hostage to force the cops to kill them. but the cops purposely only wound them. only for the two nutcases to kill each other anyway.

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• 1/14/2007
• by TheSkanker

Video:

bizarre suicidal video of bjorks stalker

a psychopathic stalker who is obsessed with bjork creates video diaries of himself, finally ending his life in the end

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• 1/14/2007
• by 2real

Video:

cop rushes a suicidal woman to save her

it would be much cheaper to fish her body out of the water than to keep her in custody. stupid morals are always getting in the way...

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• 3/10/2007
• by TheSkanker

Video:

suicidal joke

i was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!"

"why shouldn't i?" he said.

"well, there's so much to live for!"

"like what?"

"well... are you religious?"

he said, "yes."

i said, "me too! are you christian or buddhist?"

"christian."

"me too! are you catholic or protestant ?"

"protestant."

"me too! are you episcopalian or baptist?"

"baptist"

"wow! me too! are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?"

"baptist church of god!"

"me too! are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?"

"reformed baptist church of god!"

"me too! are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"

he said, "reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"

i said, "die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

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• 11/19/2005
• by kronbons

Video:

suicidal guy

first he shoots his wife, then he shoots himself.

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• 5/6/2006
• by Beeziie

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suicidal tendancies institutionalized

this is the very cool vid for this tune.

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• 7/14/2007
• by rhino69

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"suicidal" warcraft player arrested

a 17-year-old fairfield twp. teen pretended to be suicidal when he became frustrated with an online video game, fairfield twp. police reported..

according to officials, the teen was arrested monday, dec. 29, for inducing panic after patrol officers and medics responded to the boy's home in the 3000 block of pimlico court. the charge is a first-degree misdemeanor.

the teen was having an online conversation with a representative of blizzard entertainment, an online video game company, when he typed that "he was suicidal and that the game is the only thing he has to live for," according to the report.

the company representative called 911.

the juvenile told police it was a joke "to try to get what he wanted for the game," according to the report. he was then handcuffed and placed in a patrol car. the boy was released to his father.

the boy is scheduled to appear in butler county juvenile court on tuesday, jan. 6.

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• 1/9/2009
• by geoblaze

Video:

suicidal man falls

a man trying to commit suicide succeeds.

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• 3/9/2009
• by Muufley

Video:

women saves suicidal man from train

this guys life was about to end in 5 seconds flat until this heroic women came to his rescue.

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• 3/12/2009
• by BMW///3

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suicidal pets given anti-depressants

article submitted by master911.

pets at risk of self-harm are increasingly being prescribed anti-depressants because they cannot discuss problems in their lives with others, a leading veterinarian says.

zoo and wildlife medicine specialist with the uk’s royal college of veterinary surgeons, romain pizzi, told the telegraph that more pets were being prescribed prozac.

tropical birds such as parrots seemed to have been the most affected by depression, mr pizzi told the newspaper.

but mr pizzi said anti-depressants were only used in the most extreme of cases.

“firstly, we will change the environment of the animal and make sure it has more stimulation and toys,” mr pizzi told the newspaper.

"when we have ruled out underlying medical problems, we try to break the cycle by using prozac… (which) is given to the parrots in liquid form.

"it doesn't cure all animals, but around two-thirds respond to the treatment. in a small number of cases things will go well until we wean them off prozac and the problems return."

mr pizzi said the severity of some pet’s depression often put their lives at risk.

"typically if people go out to work all day their parrot will get very bored and frustrated and eventually develop depression,” he said.

“symptoms often include plucking out their feathers or self-harming, which is obviously very dangerous.

“when cockatoos in particular are depressed they can start to self-mutilate and peck their own legs to the bone."

some of the world’s largest pharmaceutical companies have also recognised the need for anti-depressants for animals.

last year, eli lilly released a chewable anti-depressant for dogs onto the us market.

the manufacturers even gave the “reconcile” drug a beef flavour.

pfizer has also created a diet drug for dogs, as well as motion-sickness medicine for all pets.

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• 2/25/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicidal family of ducks

it is now quite obvious that ducklings lack proper depth perception. katrina jumps and in an almost synchronized sequence huey, dewey, louie, earl and stewey follow.

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• 8/29/2007
• by .mindless

Video:

suicidal guy

this numbnuts "tries" to commit suicide by jumping off a two-story building =)

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• 4/19/2007
• by doseroxla