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Video:Sailor Sucked Into Jet Engine

sailor sucked into jet engine

sailor aboard an aircraft carrier was sucked into an a-6e and lived to tell the tale.

Video:This Game Sucks

this game sucks

suck in the fruit whiles they're green but avoid them when they turn red.

Video:Nurse Nearly Sucked From Plane

nurse nearly sucked from plane

a critical-care nurse fought to keep from being sucked out of an air ambulance after a window blew out at 20,000 feet.

Video:Darby Sucks High School Prank

darby sucks high school prank

the home team darby were tricked into holding hundreds of posters which spelled out "we suck" during the third quarter of their first game. nice job davidson!

Video:Paraglider Sucked 10 km (6.2 miles) into the Atmosphere

paraglider sucked 10 km (6.2 miles) into the atmosphere

this is a news story of a woman who was sucked up 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) into the atmosphere when some storms merged. interesting.

Video:You Suck At Photoshop #9: Curves

you suck at photoshop #9: curves

you know you suck at photoshop. so let donny, the poor bastard, tell you how it`s done.

Video:Man Gets Sucked by a Jet Engine

man gets sucked by a jet engine

during a takeoff on an aircraft carrier in the persian gulf, an aircraft technician gets sucked by the jet engine of the plane he was guiding and amazingly survives.

Video:Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Sucks!

call of duty modern warfare 2 sucks!

according to this guy. who obviously has been playing too much..... and probably sucks at the game...lol

Video:Modern Warefare 2 Sucks Kid - The Aftermath

modern warefare 2 sucks kid - the aftermath

here we see the aftermath of the mw2 sucks video that was posted not too long ago... kinda funny if you ask, and imo some people should not be allowed near nice things.

Video:Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be A Penis

top ten reasons it sucks to be a penis

10. you've got a hole in your head.
9. your master strangles you all the time.
8. your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. you shrink in cold water.
6. you never get a haircut.
5. you always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. your closest neighbour is an asshole.
3. your best friend is a pussy.
2. your scalp gets cut off if you're jewish.

and the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis:

1. every time you get excited, you throw up.

Video:9 Reasons Islam Sucks

9 reasons islam sucks

1. it tries to keep boobies hidden away
i need to see boobies. without them life pretty much isn’t worth living. if islam is your religion of choice, you might as well toss in the towel son, the boob train doesn’t stop at your station. personally, i would not join any religion that can’t promise me many nude women in the very near future.

2. no bacon?
bacon is the greatest stuff in the world. no food in this universe matches its immense flavor. i have said this before and i will stand by it to my death: never trust a man who doesn’t love bacon. it is the essence all chi derives energy from. without it, the earth would stop spinning and careen into the sun. we would all die and it would suck.

3. praying three times a day is annoying
i don’t know about you, but i don’t like having to pray even once ever, forget about three times a day. most of us don’t have that kind of time. and what happens if you screw up and pray in the wrong direction? (allah must have a condo in the east) does the village get to stone you?

4. there was only one mohammed, and his name was ali…
i will recognize the existence of no other! if this guy they talk about didn’t knock out george foreman in the rumble in the jungle, then i don’t want to hear how great he was.

5. it doesn’t teach you kung fu
if you feel the need to join a religion, make sure it is one that will teach you kung fu. any religion that shows you how to kick ass to protect your inner peace is a good and sensible one. to be clear, strapping a bomb to yourself and blowing people up is not kung fu.

6. it doesn’t recognize the greatness of captain america
this is a problem with a lot of religions out there; they hate freedom. steve rogers stood for everything that was good about the human character. (stuff like killing nazis, drinking milk, and killing more nazis) he beat down the hulk on many occasions. there is no debate here: he is a god if there ever was one.

7. muslims do not make a good dark ale
they don’t even make a decent cheap pilsner. when i see stuff like that from people it makes me wonder what the hell they are doing with their time. not making beer… that’s for sure. i, for one, am just not sure i could live in a society that does not spend a decent allotment of time creating quality beer. it’s just not how things should work.

8. a muslim guy jewed me once…
there are so many things wrong with that statement. i have indeed taken things too far this time. no amount of explaining can atone for that sentence. it describes itself, and some may believe the author as well. before you even think it, i will admit to being a dirty racist bastard for even thinking number 8 up and go about my business with number 9…

9. it lies about the virgin thing…
and even if it doesn’t, what the fuck are you going to do with 72 virgins anyways? i would rather have 72 whores who know how to ride the cock. besides, you would be dead by that time, so it wouldn’t matter anyways. if they could offer such a deal without the death part, they would sell a lot more tickets to mecca.


note to muslim people: i don’t hate your religion any more or less than i hate all the religions in this world. except, of course, buddhism and the good folks who practice voodoo and santeria.

Video:The Suck my dick song

the suck my dick song

lol this is great.

Video:Tenacious D - The Government Totally Sucks

tenacious d - the government totally sucks

deleted scene from the pick of destiny where tenacious d have to use their rock to get free walkie-talkies.

Video:myspace sucks

myspace sucks

its funny 'cos it's true, oh it's damn true.

Video:Gravity Sucks

gravity sucks

all the greatest falls and slips from the internet all in one video.

Video:Suck on that mic

suck on that mic

what was she thinking ?

Video:You Suck At Photoshop: D0nn1e's Special Place

you suck at photoshop: d0nn1e's special place

sup? d0nnie's gone, and we don't know where he went. but, whatever. he deserves a tribute or sumthing. sho me that d0nn13's teachings weren't all for...

Video:Cyanide and Happiness - Modern Art Sucks

cyanide and happiness - modern art sucks

yeah, what's the deal with that?

Video:You Suck At Photoshop #3

you suck at photoshop #3

here`s part 3.

Video:You Suck at Photoshop 5

you suck at photoshop 5

donnie hoyle returns to teach us how to select color range, and talks about a vacation someone is planning with $760. (upload by platinum)

Video:You Suck at Photoshop 6

you suck at photoshop 6

here is the next part, courtesy of mydamnchannel.com

Video:You Suck At  Photoshop #7

you suck at photoshop #7

donnie hoyle tries to fix a photo for an aspiring facebook milf. donnie`s toughest challenge yet, this chick is a real mud turtle....

Video:You Can Tell Your Car Sucks If...

you can tell your car sucks if...

10...people behind you change lanes to keep your oil off their windsheild.

9...tractor trailer drivers are afraid to pass you.

8...opening your trunk includes finding a screwdriver.

7...your driveway looks like an oil slick and the epa cites you for it.

6...your friends would rather walk or ride a bus to school or work than ride in it.

5...the motor is so loud you couldn't hear a dumptruck crashing through a nitroglycerin factory over the noise it makes.

4...you have had to leave it running for fear it might not start back up.

3...you have ever been chased down by a firetruck.

2...you refer to your car as beast, p.o.s. junker, or hooptee.

1...you have ever parked on the side of the road and someone stops and asks you if you are injured.


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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