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Video:First Art for

first art for "sucker punch"

first piece of artwork for the upcoming "girls with machineguns" show, "sucker punch," directed by zack snyder, of watchmen and 300. " set in the 1950s, suckerpunch follows babydoll (emily browning) who is confined to a mental institution by her stepfather, who intends to have her lobotomized in five days. while there, she imagines an alternative reality to hide her from the pain, and in that world, she begins planning her escape, needing to steal five objects to help get her out before she is deflowered by a vile man. "

Video:Stuck On Suckers

stuck on suckers

with friends like these...

Video:Sweet Pussy Suckers

sweet pussy suckers

tasty treats.

Video:Walk-by Sucker Punch Knockout

walk-by sucker punch knockout

guy in the car was stupid to approach a group asking for a 1-on-1 fight in this day, and age.

Video:Pastor Gets Sucker Punched

pastor gets sucker punched

i've been annoyed by televangelists before, but never this much.

Video:Sucker Punch

sucker punch

the guy looked like he was in cahoots with the guy filming (if you look right before he hits him he smiles)... doesn't really matter.

Video:Rich Sucker

rich sucker

thats a lot or rocks.

Video:Teacher Sucker Punched

teacher sucker punched

mom punches daughter's teacher big time!

Video:Sucker Born Every Minute (comic)

sucker born every minute (comic)

a literal interpretation.

Video:Boxing - James Butler Sucker Punches Richard Grant

boxing - james butler sucker punches richard grant

if only he could have got grant like that during the actual fight!

Video:Sissy Sucker Punch

sissy sucker punch

a guy protects his smaller friend from a bigger guy, with a dirty sucker punch.

Video:Paper Hole Sucker Bet

paper hole sucker bet

learn how to do this easy sucker bet! bet your friend you can cut a hole in an 8 1/2 x 11 piece of paper and walk through it without tearing the paper. all you need is a piece of paper and scissors!

Video:Boxer Horribly Sucker Punched

boxer horribly sucker punched

as he raises his hand to touch gloves at the beginning of the fight... pow!!! his opponent nearly decapitates him with a devastating hook.

Video:9 Things Suckers Do For Women That F*ck It Up For The Rest Of Us

9 things suckers do for women that f*ck it up for the rest of us

1. discussing feelings
to reiterate my past comments, feelings are fucking stupid. every time some woman wants me to discuss how i feel about some shit, i think about the asshole who gave her the wrong impression that men actually do that type of shite. then i think of how much i would like to kick his ass.

2. telling women how beautiful they are
i don’t give a fuck if she is mother teresa with pam anderson's body. stop giving these bitches any more of a reason to be stuck-up. they already have the pussy. they don’t need anymore ammo.

3. talking bad on other men
traitor scum should be taken out and shot. what most guys fail to realize is that for every woman that talks shit to you about another dude, there are fifty more that are talking shit about you. remember the team, guys, remember the team.

4. getting married
especially to girls under 25. stop being a ball hog. let the next bloke have his go at it as well. in kindergarten we were taught to share for a reason. the reason was so everyone could get some pussy.

5. giving women money
some of us like to use our money on the important things, like graphics cards and game consoles. when we inherit one of these high maintenance bitches, our gaming skills suffer. that is not cool.

6. cuddling
“but my ex boyfriend used to cuddle with me all night!” i’m sure he did, and i’m also sure he was either not happy about it or he really liked cock. fuck the dumb shit, there are video games to be beaten and internet flame wars to be won.

7. letting a woman get into your “man stuff”
we have all seen the asshole that brings his girl out with the guys to the strip club. that is like bringing a commie spy to the democratic convention. within minutes of leaving, she will be on the phone and your own girl will know every little detail. take this fuck out to the parking lot and beat him accordingly.

8. letting a woman tell you what you “think”
“well, we feel that…” fuck that. form an opinion on your own. stick to your guns. speak for yourself. check between your legs. do you have balls? then act like you do.

9. actually listening
come on, man. if you are one of these guys, stop this shit right now. either that or embrace your gayness. you’re making them expect more than most men are willing or able to give. all you really need to do is remember keywords. everything else is just going too far.


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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