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Video:History On U.S. Submarines

history on u.s. submarines

here is some history on u.s. submarines.

Video:Makeshift Submarine Found In NY's East River

makeshift submarine found in ny's east river

a makeshift submarine is found floating in the new york's east river.

Video:Luxury Submarine

luxury submarine

the phoenix 1000 luxury submarine makes lavish, underwater travel a reality and at the price of the $73 million.

Video:Russian Typhoon  Class Submarine

russian typhoon class submarine

the typhoon class submarine is a type of nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine deployed by the soviet navy in the 1980s. with a maximum displacement of 48,000 tonnes, typhoons are the largest class of submarine ever built.

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  • Date 4/23/2007
  • by Kell

Video:Abandoned Soviet Submarine Base

abandoned soviet submarine base

balakava is a small town on the black sea coast that was once the secret home to a soviet nuclear submarine base. people with resident family members were not even allowed to visit the town without special dispensation from the government. today, all of the submarines are gone but the base remains remarkably intact and can be visited by urban explorers from around the world.

Video:Underwater Express boosts submarines' top speed to 127 mph

underwater express boosts submarines' top speed to 127 mph

it's always been tough to make submarines go all that fast due to the drag they get when trying to plow through water. it's a lot heavier than air, don't cha know! but the smarties at the pentagon might have figured out a way around that little problem. their new speedster sub, dubbed the underwater express, can go 127 miles per hour as opposed to the standard sub's top speed of about 29 mph. how does it do it, pray tell? well, it separates itself from the water by encasing itself in a giant gas bubble. the bubble can move through the water quickly, with no drag on the sub itself. technically, the process is known as super-cavitation. sounds pretty cool to us. we're looking forward for such tech to get implemented not just in real subs, but in the hunt for red october ii. source: scifi.com

Video:Bears On A Submarine

bears on a submarine

if you fear snakes on a plane...

Video:Abbott and Costello - Find the Submarine

abbott and costello - find the submarine

this one is kinda long compared to the other ones but it is well worth it.

Video:Rising Submarine

rising submarine

silent service emerging from below.

Video:Submarine Crew

submarine crew

uh guys ... i think we should go inside now!

Video:Submarine 2

submarine 2

i don't think it looks that bad sir, this should buff right out.

Video:Cyril In A Submarine

cyril in a submarine

watch cyril pull a card out of the window of a submerged submarine

Video:Japanese Submarine Aircraft Carriers

japanese submarine aircraft carriers

i saw an excellent documentary about these on the history channel. they were gonna use the planes to drop bio-weapons(fleas with plauge) on the major west coast u.s. cities. although the u.s. navy remained discreet about it, the japanese were ahead of the allies in several areas of submarine development and underwater weapons. the i-400 class of japanese submarines was the largest in the world until the 1960s when the nuclear fleets were built. the japanese applied the concept of the "submarine aircraft carrier" extensively. altogether 47 submarines were built with the capability to carry seaplanes. most ijn submarine aircraft carriers could carry only one aircraft, but the i-14 had a hangar space for 2 aircraft, and the giant i-400 class submarines could carry 3.

Video:Submarine Doing An emergency Blow

submarine doing an emergency blow

a short clip of a submarine doing an emergency blow of its ballast tanks.

Video:Ballistic Missile Submarine

ballistic missile submarine

the modern nuclear powered ballistic missile submarine is one of the most complex, and without doubt the single most destructive machine man has ever created. capable of remaining submersed and invisible for up to six months, then within minutes able to shower any landmass on the planet with multiple independently target-able thermonuclear warheads. marrying a nearly undetectable launch platform and virtually unstoppable miniaturized warheads reentering the atmosphere at 12,000 mph, each submarine can deliver enough explosive force to destroy an entire continent.

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  • Date 4/11/2007
  • by Kell

Video:Billionaires Compete For Largest Submarine

billionaires compete for largest submarine

billionaires are going to ever greater depths to outdo each other: they are competing to have the biggest private submarines that money can buy.

paul allen, co-founder with bill gates of the microsoft empire, recently bought a bright yellow submarine capable of taking 10 passengers. the craft is said to be docked, james bond-style, inside octopus, his 126m vessel, claimed to be the world's largest yacht.

last week, paul moorhouse, a plymouth-based submarine designer, said that two oil billionaires in the emirates now owned private submarines offering pressurised overnight accommodation, and that an additional "seven or eight extremely wealthy people" have invested in more modest two-man subs.

"you have to be weird to want one," he declared. "they cost at least pound stg. 10million ($23.3million) to build and pound stg. 100,000 a year to maintain."

roman abramovich, the russian billionaire who owns chelsea football club and four super-yachts, has a two-man "runaround" sub, which sits alongside his helicopter on the 103m pelorus.

a source last week implied that he may want to trade up: "if other people have got bigger ones, he will have to be told that he's behind the times."

the ocean depths are seen as an exclusive playground for the super-rich and one entrepreneur is preparing to build the world's first submarine cruise ship.

the vessel, to be named poseidon, is aimed at the booming market for luxurious but extreme adventure and will be the first commercial vessel to provide cruises to the bottom of the sea.

costing over $230million, the 87m ship is designed to perform as well on the surface as it does submerged. the intention is to enable tourists to hop from port to port but also to spend several days at depths of 300m, observing wonders such as the great barrier reef and undersea formations off the caribbean and hawaiian islands.

it is the brainchild of bruce jones, a submarine entrepreneur from fort lauderdale, florida, who believes that deep ocean tourism rivals space as a new frontier for holidaymakers. three multi-millionaires have already paid fortunes to fly on space missions.

jones, a member of the american bureau of shipping's committee on underwater systems, has designed the poseidon and is raising finance for its construction. he believes it can be in service within three years.

the design envisages accommodation for 70 passengers in luxury staterooms costing upwards of pound stg. 1300 a day. part surface ship, part submarine, the poseidon will have large acrylic windows capable of withstanding the pressures of extreme depths while giving floodlit views of the undersea world. the mother vessel will also carry a smaller submersible for close-up exploration of reefs and wrecks.

jones is confident that there will be almost unlimited demand. "the idea of this kind of experience captures people's imagination," he said. "there are millions of intelligent high-end tourists in the world who are fascinated by the idea of underwater travel. we will be able to accommodate only a few thousand a year and our research shows massive interest."

in the bahamas, he is already developing the poseidon underwater resort, the first submerged hotel. planning and finance are in place and jones hopes the 22-room facility will open next december.

since status symbols such as mega-yachts have become more common, billionaires are vying to find novel and extreme ways to outdo each other. so as well as submarines, the super-rich are seeking unusual planes. larry ellison, boss of the computer company oracle, has his own jet fighter.

the most distinctive display has come from gates, who is ellison's arch rival. after giving billions to charity, he can probably claim the title of the world's greatest philanthropist.

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Video:Submarine

submarine

did i say sub, i meant airplane. i don't know how i could have made that mistake.

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  • Date 7/29/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Submarine Cargo Ships

submarine cargo ships

it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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  • Date 8/27/2007
  • by GregP

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