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Video:Striptease : Australian Strippers

striptease : australian strippers

australian strippers edited.

Video:How to Pack Like a Stripper

how to pack like a stripper

strippers are smart.

Video:Stripper Dodgeball

stripper dodgeball

guy explodes melon on head the stripper dodge ball. wideworld of spiked.

Video:Stripper Takes It ALL Off

stripper takes it all off

i've never seen a stripper take this much off.

Video:9 Reasons Not to Date a Stripper

9 reasons not to date a stripper

1. stds
that’s right, our old friend the venereal disease. do you like to piss fire? get excited when white secretion flows out of your ass? enjoy having objects inserted into the head of your penis? if you answered yes to these three questions, then a stripper is the girl for you.

2. strippers are for fun, not relationships
you don’t take the cow home from the steakhouse, why would you take a bitch home from the strip club? “because i was drunk” is the only acceptable answer. sober up, tell her to take out the garbage, and lock the door behind her.

3. no one wants other guys touching their boobs
fucking a stripper is like buying a used condom. it is unhygienic, dirty, and if your friends find out you did it, they will never let you have a sip of their mountain dew again. did i mention it’s dirty?

4. strippers are not responsible
ever seen a rich stripper? of course not. even though they make $1,000+ a night, they always seem to need more money. what happens to all that money, you ask? like the tootsie pop question, the world may never know...
however, if you said cocaine that is as good a guess as any.

5. your mom will not be proud
no woman wants to see her son dating a whore. it’s nearly mother’s day, you fuckers.
go tell your mom you love her and you will never date a stripper. nothing could make her happier.

6. issues, issues, issues
strippers carry more baggage than a 747 headed out of havana two days before the marines show up to liberate some commie bastards. you like having three little rugrats running around that aren’t yours? if you think that’s bad, just wait till you meet the five guys who have been pegged as the baby's daddies...

7. jerry springer
the single worst show in the world. ever dream of being a contestant on “who slept with my girlfriend this week?” go find yourself a girl who calls herself “delicious” and your tickets will be paid for.

8. strippers are stupid
most strippers didn’t finish high school, hence the job showing boobies. a lot of girls will try to fool you with the whole “i’m just working my way through college” thing. don’t be fooled. “college” in stripper terminology means “the next 8-ball of cocaine”.

9. it is always nice to be able to say your girl isn’t a whore
there are plenty of girls out there who won’t show just any random guy their birthday suit for a dollar bill and a smile. find one of those girls. save yourself from a life of sharing your woman with every other dude who happens to have a dollar bill.

funny addition to number 7:
i was in a strip joint once with a couple of friends, and this girl came up to our table and actually introduced herself as “delicious”. my boy looked up from his drink and uttered the now classic line, “i’m a grown ass man, dog. i’m not calling you delicious.”

Video:Stripper Prank

stripper prank

their girlfriends set them up and let them think that they are strippers. watch the last guy.

Video:UK Blackmail Case Involves Sex, Drugs and Stripper

uk blackmail case involves sex, drugs and stripper

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royal blackmail case involves sex, drugs and stripper at sordid party

wednesday, april 16, 2008


london: the royal, the stripper and the blackmailer.


that's just for starters as a sordid tale involving sex, drugs and the british royal family unfolds in london's central criminal court.
the royal in question cannot be named because of a court order protecting his identity, but the testimony wednesday sheds some light on the murky dealings between tabloid newspaper reporters, press agents, and people claiming to have damaging information about the rich and famous.


the case involves two men_ ian strachan, 31, and sean mcguigan, 41 — accused of a complicated blackmail plot against the royal.


they relied on a royal aide, who can be identified only as witness d under court rules, who was tape recorded talking about having an oral sex act performed on him at a party by the royal, referred to in court as witness a. he said the sex act was performed at the urging of a stripper at the party who dared them to have oral sex.


the two defendants tried in vain to sell the audio and video tapes to british tabloids, witnesses said in court wednesday. they got some nibbles, but were rejected in the end, tabloid reporters said.
news of the world reporter james weatherup said he was initially interested in the tapes because they allegedly contained an accusation that the royal had taken drugs.
"it's in the tapes," the reporter said. "there is an allegation of taking drugs. we'd be interested in proving that a took drugs."


sun reporter duncan larcombe also testified that he was approached by strachan, who provided details about the oral sex allegation.


after extensive discussions, the two newspapers decided independently not to pay for the tapes and pursue the story, apparently because of concerns about whether the allegations could be substantiated. other newspaper reached the same conclusion after studying the material.


strachan also approached max clifford associates, britain's most prominent celebrity public relations agency, to see if a deal with the tabloids could be brokered, said nicola philips, a consultant at the agency.


she said she was shown a videotape in which the royal aide was seen snorting a suspicious white powder "which i was told was cocaine."


philips testified that she told strachan it was possible the story might be worth 50,000 pounds (us$ 100,000, €63,000) or more if it was solid. but she said she never made an offer to purchase the material.


she said that strachan seemed to be motivated not only by a desire for payment but also by an intense dislike of the royal aide known as witness d. she said strachan believed that d had taken advantage of one of strachan's friends.


"it was more that d had drugged a friend of his," she said. "it was more a case of a moral revenge. it was personal."


when these attempts to place the story with a tabloid failed, the two men allegedly tried to blackmail the royal by demanding 50,000 pounds (us$100,000; €63,000) to destroy the recordings in which the aide makes the allegations.


the two men deny the charge.


mcguigan's lawyer, ronald thwaites, said that witness d, the royal aide who made the accusations against the royal, was a habitual liar whose word could not be trusted.
"i suggest that he is a boastful braggart who is showing off to the nearest audience or to any audience, camping it up, mincing around, putting everyone down except himself," he said.
strachan and mcguigan were arrested sept. 11 in a police sting operation at a london hotel. their trial is expected to last a month.

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Video:How to Date a Stripper

how to date a stripper

i never knew it was so complicated that you needed to follow a five step plan but whatever floats yer boat.

Video:Bachelor Party Stripper Cake

bachelor party stripper cake

delicious treat for the guys.

Video:Male Stripper Fail

male stripper fail

an inappropriate response from one particular member of the crowd.

Video:Stripper Medics (Sign)

stripper medics (sign)

just what the doctor ordered.

Video:Knight Rider Stripper

knight rider stripper

the stripping snow white is back as kit's stripping mechanic.

Video:Russian Stripper

russian stripper

in russia they have idol-like striptease reality show...

Video:Tila Tequila - Stripper Friends

tila tequila - stripper friends

if this wasn't jack nicholson approved i wouldn't have uploaded but it is so i have no choice. besides if you you have ever been to a strip club you have this song drilled into your head anyway.

Video:Very Fast Stripper

very fast stripper

don't mind the title. this is one seriously funny clip from a japanese game show.

Video:Stripper Pole Toy

stripper pole toy

by tesco

Video:Nando's Stripper Ad

nando's stripper ad

ad for nando's appealing to the working mum.

Video:Lindsay Lohan - Stripper

lindsay lohan - stripper

movie still from "i know who killed me."

Video:Lindsay Lohan - Stripper

lindsay lohan - stripper

movie still from "i know who killed me."

Video:Norwegian Strippers Are Artists

norwegian strippers are artists

craig ferguson discusses a norwegian court ruling.

Video:Drunken Strippers Pulled Over

drunken strippers pulled over

these girls don't know what they are doing or where they are.

Video:Mobile Stripper Unit

mobile stripper unit

my favorite part of the parade.

Video:Demotivational Poster  - Stripper Heels

demotivational poster - stripper heels

better yet a stripper's body.

Video:Adam Corolla Stripper Car Wash

adam corolla stripper car wash

adam hosts the annual stripper car wash for charity.


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