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this is a video of president bush from 18 months ago, arguing that sending more u.s. forces to iraq would "undermine our strategy of encouraging iraqis to take the lead" and "suggest that we intend to stay forever."
this is what the conversation would of probably went like, this one isnt as good as the ww2 one *blair has joined the game* *bush has joined the game* *saddam has joined the game* *bush has reached the modern age* *blair has reached the modern age* *saddam has reached the stone age* bush: yo blair blair: hi saddam: no nukes on plz kk thnx bush: just cos you don't have them? saddam: yeah blair: i thought this war was about him having them bush: no we need +10 oil to advance to the next age blair: oh saddam: omg n00b u rushed me omg u n00b. i said no rush for 10 mins!!!!!111 bush: hahahahahahah blair: lol pwnage bush: i own lolz blair: omg saddam is a n00b he's hiding in the fog of war so we can't find him *bush has reached the post modern age* bush: rofl i can see thru the fog of war lolz saddam: not fair *saddam disconnected* blair: n00b bush: lolz yeah bush: +10 oil blair: wheres my oil? *bush tributes +1 oil to blair* blair: k thnx bye *blair has disconnected* bush: hehehe ownage *michael moore has connected* bush: omg the commie n00b michael moore: spam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownagespam lol ownage *server has disconnected*
bye george
john madden commentary from super bowl xxi
there's perhaps nothing funnier than a propagandist college dropout trying to explain military strategy to a rhodes scholar retired four-star army general. well, maybe a quick google search that proves the propagandist wrong is a little funnier. although general clarke misspoke and said "seize, clear and hold" — he meant to say "clear, hold and build" — he's dead on that this is not a new strategy.
some, but not many realize it was oil that won the european and asian war.
the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. *hitler[aoe] has joined the game.* *eisenhower has joined the game.* *patton has joined the game.* *churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *t0j0 has joined the game.* *roosevelt has joined the game.* *stalin has joined the game.* *degaulle has joined the game.* roosevelt: hey sup t0j0: y0 stalin: hi churchill: hi hitler[aoe]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! patton: lol more like panzy tanks t0jo: lol roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? hitler[aoe]; sure whatever stalin: cool degaulle: **** hitler rushed some1 help hitler[aoe]: lol byebye frenchy roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me roosevelt: get antiair guns churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? patton: stfu roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys degaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army patton: yah hurry the fock up churchill: d00d im gettin pounded degaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *degaulle has left the game.* roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs and ur head? hitler[aoe]: roflmao t0j0: lol o no america im comin 4 u roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u $#%s im gunna kick ur asses t0jo: not without ur harbors u wont! lol roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u hitler[aoe]: wtf hitler[aoe]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army hitler[aoe]: thats bullsh1t u hacker churchill: lol no more france for u hitler hitler[aoe]: tojo help me! t0j0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard hitler[aoe]: fine ill clear you a path stalin: wtf u arsshoel! we had a fockin truce hitler[aoe]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 t0j0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full hitler[aoe]: im 2 busy 2 help roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya stalin: church help me churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here stalin: dont be an arss churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late eisenhower: lol benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help hitler: o man ur focked patton: oh what now biotch roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame roosevelt: gj patton patton: thnx hitler[aoe]: wtf eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t hitler[aoe]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record eisenhower: nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped patton: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun #$%@socker stalin: rofl t0j0: hahahhaa hitler[aoe]: u guys are fockin gay hitler[aoe]: ur never getting in my city *hitler[aoe] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: omg u noob you killed yourself eisenhower: roflololol stalin: omg lmao! hitler[aoe]: wtf i didnt click there omg this game blows *hitler[aoe] has left the game* patton: hahahhah t0j0: wtf my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob roosevelt: haha wut a moron patton: wtf am i gunna do now? eisenhower: yah me too t0j0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol eisenhower: fock u patton: lemme go thru ur base commie stalin: go to hell lol patton: fock this sh1t im goin afk eisenhower: yah this is gay *roosevelt has left the game.* hitler[aoe]: wtf? eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all t0j0: hey stalin: sup churchill: hi tru_m4n: omg omg omg i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: nukes! holy **** i got nukes stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets t0j0: wtf is nukes? t0j0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *t0j0 has been eliminated.* *the allied team has won the game!* eisenhower: awesome! churchill: gg noobs no re t0j0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *t0j0 has left the game.* *eisenhower has left the game.* stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye churchill: l8r stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie churchill: rofl churchill: bye commie *churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* stalin: i hate u all $#%s *stalin has left the game.* patton: lol no1 is left patton: weeeee i got a jeep *patton has been eliminated.* patton: o sh1t! *patton has left the game.*
congressman dennis kucinich, who brought world attention to the plight of a 90-year-old woman who shot herself when deputies arrived to evict her from her foreclosed home, explores the story in detail with fox8 news in cleveland.
