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shows how fast the indy mclaren f-1 car is compared to 2 stock mercedes.
bull market—a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. bear market—a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. value investing—the art of buying low and selling lower. p/e ratio—the percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. broker—what my broker has made me. standard & poor—your life in a nutshell. stock analyst—idiot who just downgraded your stock. stock split—when your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. financial planner—a guy whose phone has been disconnected. market correction—the day after you buy stocks. cash flow-- the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. yahoo—what you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. windows—what you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought yahoo @ $240 per share. institutional investor—past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse. shares- not something selfish individuals buy. industrial average- the private sector’s answer to public education standards so industrialists won’t feel bad too. profit—an archaic word no longer in use.
chris decides to see what would happen if he went shopping with a stocking on. the reactions of the cashiers are priceless. from `the chaser`s war on everything`
clip taken from the movie "trinity and beyond", which contains stock footage of the actual detonation. no cg effects here.
during the last two minutes of a sarah palin speech, the market crashes 277 points.
tom comes up with a clever money making scheme.
clip from this excellent movie.
the begining with bacon selling fake jewelry
chaser's war on everything clip
one of the commercials from the super bowl that i found hilarious!
nylon is a polyamide substance, and the first synthetic fibre ever to be produced. nylon fibres are stronger and more elastic than silk and are relatively insensitive to moisture and mildew. nylon is used in the manufacture of textiles (particularly hosiery and woven goods, including carpets), moulded articles and medical sutures. coloured scanning electron micrograph magnification: x150.
chris (from the chaser) has a go at people discriminating against the stocking wearers of the world.
i took this screenshot myself around christmas time. newegg.com had a stocking stuffer section on there website. looks what's in it.
helium was up. feathers were down. paper was stationary. fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. knives were up sharply. cows steered into a bull market. pencils lost a few points. hiking equipment was trailing. elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. weights were up in heavy trading. light switches were off. mining equipment hit rock bottom. diapers remained unchanged. shipping lines stayed at an even keel. the market for raisins dried up. coca cola fizzled. caterpillar stock inched up a bit. sun peaked at midday. balloon prices were inflated. scott tissue touched a new bottom. and batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
seriously you guys, cmon!
a store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "no, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "that isn't true, ma'am. of course, we'll have some soon. in fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago." then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "never, never, never, never say we don't have something. if we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. now, what was it she wanted?" the clerk smiled and said, "rain.
