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a quote from singer rod stewart.
cramer responds to stewart
patrick stewart is asked some hillarious questions at a convention.
another great opening. this time for the 78th academy awards in 2006, starring jon stewart.
here is stewart francis with his brilliant one liners, this is him appearing on british television (itv) on the show for one night only.
part 1 of 2. cookie monster with martha stewart. he gets pretty crazy. *warning* this is a pretty large file.
part 2 of 2. cookie monster with martha stewart. he gets pretty crazy. *warning* this is a pretty large file.
long feud going on narrated by jon`s mom i think.
the daily show host kicking ass back in '04.
jimmy steward appears on the tonight show starring johnny carson and reads a poem about his deceased dog. i`ll bet that everyone who`ve tried loosing a pet will be touched by this.
from a while ago-- talks about bush's speech giving tactics. made me laugh, maybe you too huh?
martha has done more time than snoop, has more street cred, and she can still make good mashed potatoes
jon stewart deconstructs bolton.
wax model of patrick stewart, former star trek actor.
this is patrick stewart (captain picard) on a show called extras. haven't seen any of the other bits of the show but this one turns out to be hilarious.
stewart francis is the king of one liners. this is a clip of his five minute appearance on the late late show that i found on his site.
they have good chemistry together, despite the awkward match-up. have fun watching it guys, this is my first upload ever. sorry if it's a repost, but i couldn't find it under the 'conan' search results.
do ya think i'm sexy? no
general 1. never take a beer to a job interview. 2. always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. it's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. if you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a u-haul to the funeral home. dining out 1. when decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. 2. if drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. entertaining in your home 1. a centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are. personal hygiene 1. while ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys. 2. proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. however, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money. 3. dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
dating (outside the family) 1. always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 2. be aggressive. let her know you're interested: "i've been wanting to go out with you since i read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago." 3. establish with her parents what time she is expected back. some will say 10:00 pm; others might say "monday." if the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. theater etiquette 1. crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended. 2. refrain from talking to characters on the screen. tests have proven they can't hear you. weddings 1. livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. for the groom, at least, rent a tux. a leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance. 4. though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion. driving etiquette 1. dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. when approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. when sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. 5. do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
current celebrities and models pose for old style pin up photos.
