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mad tv's steven segal.
steven seagal and the dalai lama. what could go wrong?
a documentary that takes a look at the career of steven spielberg, featuring mark kermode.
dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright.
more dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright.
steven segal films a movie with his idol david carradine.
music video of the great guitarist santana and steven tyler from aerosmith.
a co-worker of mine hated whenever we starting reciting the "chuck norris facts" and he always said something to the effect that steven seagal was better, so i made this and sent it to him.
steven gerrard scored this today in the first premier game vs. aston villa. as much as i hate liverpool, this goal was ridiculous.
very dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright. (ending of video is abrupt.)
part 1 of the full show as requested. part 2/part 3/steven-wright-stand-up-comedy-iv.html" target="_blank">part 4
richard dawkins interviews steven pinker for "the genius of charles darwin", the channel 4 uk tv program which won british broadcasting awards' "best documentary series" of 2008.
dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright. this is an old clip from british tv "saturday live" (maybe 1980s). two previous clips loaded up in october 2007.
steven wright is a very dry and laconic american comedian with a surreal sense of humour. here are some quotes from him: 1. a lot of people are afraid of heights. not me, i'm afraid of widths. 2. cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. 3. curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect. 4. everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. 5. for my birthday i got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... i put them in the same room and let them fight it out. 6. george is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. 7. how young can you die of old age? 8. i had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. 9. i have an answering machine in my car. it says, i'm home now. but leave a message and i'll call when i'm out. 10. i have an existential map. it has 'you are here' written all over it. 11. i have the world's largest collection of seashells. i keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. 12. i installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! 13. i intend to live forever. so far, so good. 14. i like to reminisce with people i don't know. 15. i live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. i'm not sure how i got there.
part 2. steven wright is a very dry and laconic american comedian with a surreal sense of humour. here are some more quotes from him: 16. i put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. 17. i saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. 18. i used to work in a fire hydrant factory. you couldn't park anywhere near the place. 19. i was at this restaurant. the sign said "breakfast anytime." so i ordered french toast in the renaissance. 20. i was reading the dictionary. i thought it was a poem about everything. 21. i was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. 22. i went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. 23. i went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. 24. i wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. 25. i'm writing a book. i've got the page numbers done. 26. i'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. 27. if a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 28. if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? 29. if you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? 30. if you had a million shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? 31. if you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? 32. if you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? 33. last week the candle factory burned down. everyone just stood around and sang happy birthday. 34. there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. 35. tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. 36. what's another word for thesaurus? 37. when i die, i'm leaving my body to science fiction. 38. you can't have everything. where would you put it?
part 3 of the full show as requested.
part 2 of the full show as requested.
i never noticed it until now!
tyler suffered head, neck and shoulder injuries and the band postponed its next concert. apparently, he tripped on his lips.
clip from onion news network movie!
really cute image of action hero seagal cuddling up with a little panda.
wax model sculpture of director, steven spielberg.
stand-up comedy with steven wright.
steven anthony ballmer is chief executive officer of microsoft; in action at an employee convention.
