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Video:Star Wars Squirrels

star wars squirrels

great photochop of squirrels with lightsabers.

Video:Drunken Squirrel

drunken squirrel

a squirrel drinking beer.

Video:Hungry Squirrel

hungry squirrel

a squirrel stuffing his face

Video:Flying squirrel

flying squirrel

the real way squirrel's get into trees

Video:Scrubs - Squirrel Army

scrubs - squirrel army

the janitor and his squirrel army.

Video:Bud Light Squirrel Commercial

bud light squirrel commercial

dude gets owned by a squirrel.

Video:Squirrel Playing Dead

squirrel playing dead

an interesting squirrel.

Video:Soccer Squirrel

soccer squirrel

squirrel playing some soccer.

Video:Squirrel Knight

squirrel knight

little squirrel in custom armor.

Video:Rambo Squirrel

rambo squirrel

one mighty squirrel

Video:Buy Grenade Bullets And Blow Up A Squirrel

buy grenade bullets and blow up a squirrel

buy these grenade bullets and blow up a squirrel today

Video:Tired Squirrel

tired squirrel

squirrel taking a break from the day.

Video:Crazy Squirrel Obstacle Course

crazy squirrel obstacle course

squirrel goes james bond for peanuts.

Video:Flying Ninja Squirrel

flying ninja squirrel

a squirrel detects an impostor and comes flying out of nowhere to take out the threat.

Video:Flying Squirrel

flying squirrel

squirrel eating decides to take a short flight.

Video:Mother Cat Adopts Squirrel

mother cat adopts squirrel

mother cat adopts some abandoned baby squirrels and takes care of them like they're her own.

Video:Squirrel In Trouble

squirrel in trouble

an oblivious squirrel is about to get it.

Video:Squirrel Golf

squirrel golf

put the squirrel on the t and nail it to the hole.

Video:Squirrel Catapult

squirrel catapult

very cruel video of some people catapulting a squirrel.

Video:Evil Squirrels

evil squirrels

you better hope you don't ever encounter these squirrels!

Video:Why Squirrels Shouldn't Smoke Pot

why squirrels shouldn't smoke pot

why squirrels shouldn't smoke pot?? see for yourself.

Video:Vicious Squirrel Brutalizes 3 Innocent Germans

vicious squirrel brutalizes 3 innocent germans

just when all seemed peaceful between man and beast, disaster arises in germany as a sinister squirrel unleashes a furry frenzy on the defenseless populace.

officials in berlin reported an overly aggressive squirrel brutally savaging three people in a town before a 72-year-old man was able to bravely wield of its attacks with his wooden old-man cane.

the attacks began like so many others we have reported. an innocent 70-year-old lady sat quietly in her house, likely sewing or baking pie. unbeknownst to her, a squirrel tenderly sneaked into her house, stalking her every move.

at the opportune moment, it sprung to life and before she could even react, it sank its teeth into her hand. overwhelmed by the ferocity of the attack, the woman ran into the street, frantically trying to shake off the squirrel, according to police.

squirrel is evil!with the taste of human flesh fresh in its mouth, the squirrel continued its attacks. on a building site, a grizzled construction worker was simply tending to tasks in a building. with the blinding speed and raw power of an olympian, reports indicate the squirrel leapt up onto the worker and attacked his arm. shaken, and desperate, the construction worker lunged for a weapon -a measuring pole- and wielded it to try to ward the beast away from him.

not phased after taking down two humans, the squirrel decided to go for the hat trick. he wanted a third victim.

running on a 2-0 win streak versus humans, the squirrel spotted what he thought would be his next victim -a 72-year-old man- in a garden.

not wasting a second, the squirrel lunged at the man and began its attack. a spokesman had this to say;

"...the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh."

somewhere, somehow, this man was able to overcome the initial injuries and reach for his cane, well, crutch and fight back against the squirrel. he reached deep and was able to deliver an ultimate dose of ownage in the name of mankind. the man managed to kill the squirrel with his crutch.

make no mistake, however, that spring is just starting and with this squirrel now being a martyr, this is likely the first of a new string of animal attacks on humans.

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Video:Squirrels on Crack

squirrels on crack

nature lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from the hidden stashes of local drug dealers.

the furry bandits are thought to be behind a new drug turf war in brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens. no word on whether any of them have been caught dealing yet.

tough police action to rid the town centre of dealers and addicts has seen crackheads abandon their usual drug stash hideouts, and are known to be hiding small stashes of crack rocks in people's front lawns late at night.

squirrels have been spotted in the very same front gardens, seemingly hunting out the buried narcotics. some residents speculate that the squirrels are already in the grips of addiction.

one resident, who asked for his name to be withheld, was reported as saying “"i was chatting with my neighbor who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.”

"an hour earlier i'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. it looked like it knew what it was looking for.”

the unnamed resident continued, “"it was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. it was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."

crack squirrels are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in new york and washington dc. the squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix.

an rspca spokesman said he was unaware of the squirrels taking crack in brixton.

so, that's what happened to the crack i hid in my front yard. and to think i shot my girlfriend over that.

ic south london

Video:Surprise Squirrel

surprise squirrel

"melissa brandts and her husband were surprised to find a squirrel posing with them in a photo taken on holiday. the couple had set the timer on their camera while posing at a lakeside in a national park in canada. just as they were about to be captured on camera the cheeky squirrel popped up in the foreground and stole the show."


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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