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Video:Silver Plated Absinthe Spoon 2

silver plated absinthe spoon 2

the ultimate luxury absinthe spoon.

Video:The Spoon Prank Returns

the spoon prank returns

the spoon "game" is making a comeback.

Video:Twist On The Wooden Spoon Prank

twist on the wooden spoon prank

just when you think the wooden spoon prank is dead and totally played out...

Video:The Spoon...

the spoon...

a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization...

last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

it seemed a little strange, but i ignored it. however, when the busboy brought out water and utensils, i noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

when the waiter came back to serve our soup i asked, "why the spoon?"

"well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired anderson consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes.

after several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. this represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. if our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

as luck would have it i dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon.

"i'll get another spoon next time i go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." i was rather impressed.

the waiter served our main course and i continued to look around. i then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. looking around, i noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.

my curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, i asked the waiter, "excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "not everyone is as observant as you. that consulting firm i mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom."

"how so?"

"see," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

"okay, that makes sense, but . . . if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?"

"well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "i don't know about the others, but i use the spoon."

Video:Man Tried to Rob Bank With Spoon

man tried to rob bank with spoon

warsaw-- baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon.

the ginger-haired crook burst into the branch in lublin, poland, brandishing the cutlery shouting: "this is a stick up."

staff and customers threw themselves to the ground until they realized the 'gun' was simply a stainless steel spoon.

the would-be robber fled empty-handed with the laughter of his 'victims' ringing in his ears.

but police are not taking the incident lightly and have launched an investigation into the attempted robbery.

police spokeswoman, renata laszczka-rusek, said: "it's a weird one but he broke the law and we want to find him."

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Video:Painting

painting "numa guy" with chocolate and a spoon

speed painting the numa guy with chocolate, using a spoon. great work. i cut out the song to save your precious ears.

Video:Silver Plated Absinthe Spoon

silver plated absinthe spoon

all shiny and pretty.

Video:Wood Spoon Game

wood spoon game

funny trick these two guys play!

Video:Keepon Dancing to Spoon's

keepon dancing to spoon's "don't you evah"

the second video to keepon dancing. "don't you evah" is their fourth song from their new release "ga ga ga ga ga ga".

Video:Fork, Spoon, Toothpick Balance Trick

fork, spoon, toothpick balance trick

physics seems drab to most people, but, when you have fun with it, it can be a blast. a balancing trick with a fork, spoon, toothpick, and a glass.

Video:Rachael Ray - FHM - Spoon

rachael ray - fhm - spoon

rachel ray posed for the october 2003 issue of fhm magazine. in this picture, she is licking a chocolate spoon.

Video:Ron Mueck Sculptures- Spooning Couple

ron mueck sculptures- spooning couple

this is a picture of ron mueck`s work. all of his sculptures are started in clay and after completion a mold is made. the mold is filled with different mediums for different sculptures. he uses fiberglass, silicon, resin and acrylic paint. his sculptures also include real human hair. it`s hard to see in the pictures but the detail of the sculptures goes down to the goose bumps on the body and pores. the most unique thing about his work is the way he plays with sizes, they all seem to be life like sized, but this is not the case. the sculptures range from 30ft tall to a few feet. well, enjoy.

Video:Ron Mueck Sculptures- Spooning Couple (In Progress)

ron mueck sculptures- spooning couple (in progress)

this is a picture of ron mueck`s work. all of his sculptures are started in clay and after completion a mold is made. the mold is filled with different mediums for different sculptures. he uses fiberglass, silicon, resin and acrylic paint. his sculptures also include real human hair. it`s hard to see in the pictures but the detail of the sculptures goes down to the goose bumps on the body and pores. the most unique thing about his work is the way he plays with sizes, they all seem to be life like sized, but this is not the case. the sculptures range from 30ft tall to a few feet. well, enjoy.

Video:How to Spoon with Michael C. Hall

how to spoon with michael c. hall

a 50`s education film narrated by dexter`s michael c. hall. starring bill dawes and lauren schacher.

Video:Crushing Beer With Breasts; Hanging Spoons From Nipples

crushing beer with breasts; hanging spoons from nipples

canberra (reuters) - an australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said wednesday.

police in western australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the premier hotel in pinjarra, south of the state capital, perth.

the woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offenses," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the peel district of western australia said in a statement.

the barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined a$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined a$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"it sends a clear message to all licensees in peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent david parkinson said.

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