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your sperm looks old
i get his sperm for free.
sperm donors should be healthy women??
a sperm whale is enjoying a giant squid dinner off the japanese islands of ogasawara.
scientists at newcastle university claim they have created human sperm using embryonic stem cells.
criminals with bad eyesight try to rob a bank. unfortunetely they did not see that it was a sperm bank. when they finally crack the safe they don't see any money and mistake sperm for yoghurt.
here is the story of a sperm. this sperm was born weak, every time when there is a race to leave the testicle, it loses. so it decided to train hard. it lifted weights everyday. soon it gained much muscles. on the big day of race, it was the first one to the finish line. but it as soon as it gets there, it screamed to its fellow sperms "go back, it's a blowjob."
rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to nina, "i think i'm going to see a dietician."
nina asked, "why?"
rosy answered, "'cause i need to know once and for all, how many calories there are in sperm."
nina replied, "i really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you’re a little chunky."
lol. a mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool. magdalena kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an egyptian resort. she is demanding compensation. 'the mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said. 'she is determined to go ahead with the case.' the polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from mrs kwiatkowska. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
a seventy-five-year old year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. the doctor gave the man a jar and said, "take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow." the next day the seventy-five-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as he had received it on the previous day. "where's the sample?" said the doctor. "well, doctor, it's like this," the man explained. "first i tried with my right hand, but that didn't work. then i tried with my left hand, but still nothing. then i asked my wife for help. she tried with her right hand, then her left, still no joy. she even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing." "i see.." said the doctor dubiously. "then what did you do?" "well, i asked my sixteen year old neice to lend a hand, but she failed too, even when she took it between her legs and squeezed it really hard." "her legs!" exclained the doctor, appalled. "so i went next door to eileen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then both armpits in turn and she even tried rolling it between her knees, but still nothing. "you asked your neighbour?" cried the shocked doctor. "the old man replied, "yes, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the fucking jar open!"
this whale just snaps and attacks a small boat flipping it over.
longbow and parker looking for an easy buck.
filmed in gulf of mexico at a depth of 3000 feet.
read the subtitles.
deposit here.
i don't think so
the future of sperm banks?thanks rc.
a battle between a giant squid and a sperm whale.
women wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests. scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex. researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females. but unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females - so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got. the findings from the university of oxford and university college london are backed up by studies of chickens and fish, but researchers think they could well apply to humans too. "human attractiveness is complicated and influenced by a number of factors including cultural preferences," said ucl researcher sam tazzyman. "nonetheless, ejaculate size and sperm quality are likely to have been moulded by similar forces, like attractiveness and the number of sexual partners, that are important in other species." reporting the findings on the university's website he said: "the more attractive a male is, the more females will be willing to mate with him, reducing the value of each mating to him. this means it is optimal for him to contribute fewer sperm per mating." "although this reduces fertility per mating, it maximises the number of offspring he sires overall. "less attractive males secure fewer matings but value each of them more highly, and by allocating more sperm to each mating make the most of their meagre opportunities. "this leads to the rather paradoxical prediction that matings with attractive males may be less fertile than those with unattractive males." source
picture from the norwegian supermarket rema 1000. extra fresh spearmint = extra fresh sperm? wow.
a 56-foot sperm whale's insides lie strewn about after its belly burst due to decomposition while being transported to the national cheng kung university in tainan in southern taiwan on january 26, 2004. the whale ran aground and died on a beach in the southwestern county of yunlin on january 17. (taiwan apple daily via reuters)
a crane carries the corpse of a 56-foot sperm whale at the national cheng kung university in tainan in southern taiwan for an autopsy on january 26, 2004. the whale ran aground and died on a beach in the southwestern county of yunlin on january 17. due to internal decomposition, the whale's organs burst from its belly on the way to university's laboratory. (taiwan apple daily via reuters)
a truck carries the corpse of a 17-meter sperm whale to the national cheng kung university in tainan in southern-taiwan for an autopsy, january 26, 2004. the whale ran aground and died on a beach in the southwestern county of yunlin on january 17. due to internal decomposition, the whale's organs burst from its belly on the way to university's laboratory. picture taken january 26, 2004. reuters/taiwan apple daily
a 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. the doctor gave the man a jar and said, "take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." the next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. the doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "well, doc, it's like this: first i tried with my right hand, but, nothing. then i tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. then i asked my wife for help. she - tried with her right hand, with nothing. then her left, but nothing. she - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. we even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." the doctor was shocked! "you asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the darn jar open!"
