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Video:Breaking Benjamin - Sooner or later

breaking benjamin - sooner or later

breaking benajmin sooner or later video clip!

Video:Religulous - HD Movie Trailer (Coming Soon)

religulous - hd movie trailer (coming soon)

what do we believe again?

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  • Date 7/19/2008
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Video:Soon to be banned.

soon to be banned.

yes thats right i will soon have my account locked! why? because this is in my avatar yes! so wrong so vial i am being banned from havening bill lumberg in my avatar according to insayne jayne im playing dumb seeking attention and a few other things she has threatened me twice and still im un aware of why i will be banned from this can anyone view this and enlighten me?

Video:Jessica Alba = Soon To Be MILF

jessica alba = soon to be milf

jessica alba and boyfriend cash warren will soon be a fantastic three.

the couple is expecting their first child together in late* spring or early summer, people reports.

alba, 26, and warren, 28, have dated since the fall of 2004 after meeting on the set of the fantastic four in which she starred and he worked as a director's assistant.

the couple have been seen being affectionate together in los angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last saturday and attending a lakers game, where they were spotted kissing sunday.

alba has also starred in sin city and the recent(flop) awake.

source, source

Video:Talib Kweli - Soon The New Day

talib kweli - soon the new day

hip hop. talks about relationships and women

Video:Secretary Day Is Soon

secretary day is soon

be nice to your secretary on that day or watch your back.

Video:Soon To Be Emo

soon to be emo

..little kid craves for attention..

Video:Penicillin Soon to be Obsolete

penicillin soon to be obsolete

new research suggests penicillin is becoming obsolete, and antibiotic resistance could lead to a "major health crisis" unless governments act to promote research into new drugs.

antibiotics such as penicillin have been key to the decline of infectious diseases over the last 60 years, but bacteria are becoming increasingly resistant to existing drugs.

that means many antibiotics are no longer effective at combating common diseases, and a lack of research into new drugs means there is a dire shortage of alternatives, according to the report by london school of economics and political science (lse).

elias mossialos, professor of health policy at lse, led the research and has called for governments to do more to tackle the problem.

he told cnn that penicillin is becoming obsolete in some developing countries, as well as in france, spain and romania, because of over-prescription by doctors and pharmacists. he said the emergence of "superbugs" such as methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus (mrsa) is causing the growing problem of hospital-acquired infections.

"antibiotic resistance is a much more important situation than swine flu and it will only get worse," he said.

he said doctors are commonly misdiagnosing viral infections as bacterial infections, and then prescribing antibiotics to treat them, while in some countries pharmacists are selling antibiotics without a doctor's prescription. excessive use of antibiotics encourages the emergence of resistant bacteria.

dr kathleen holloway of the world health organization (who) told cnn that antibiotic resistance is a global problem, with diseases including childhood pneumonia, dysentery and tuberculosis (tb) no longer responding to first-line antibiotics in some parts of the world.

"we've got to a situation where there are no more drugs for certain conditions. there are some people with extreme drug-resistant tb and there are no drugs to treat them," holloway said.

"research and development of new antibiotics isn't keeping up with development of resistance. if we don't do something about it we'll end up with a situation where all the old drugs have resistance and we don't have any new ones."

mossialos said the lack of development of new antibiotics is largely because antibiotics don't earn pharmaceutical companies as much as other products.

that's partly because health policy tries to restrain the use of antibiotics, to avoid building up resistance, and partly because patients only need to use antibiotics for a short duration, typically 10 to 14 days, whereas patients take drugs for chronic diseases such as diabetes and heart disease for the rest of their lives.

mossialos told cnn that governments need to introduce incentives to encourage pharmaceutical companies to develop new antibiotics.

his recommendations include governments developing an international fund that would invest in the early stages of antibiotic r&d, and guarantee sizeable orders for new antibiotics.

holloway agrees governments should help stimulate the development of new antibiotics and also stresses that more investment is needed to promote more prudent use of existing drugs.

"in many countries it's not necessarily doctors who are prescribing, it's nurses, paramedical staff and unqualified staff," she said. "governments need to invest more in providing continuing medical education and supervision for prescribers.

"if we run out of antibiotics it's not just poor people with infections who will suffer, it's rich people who won't be able to have anti-cancer therapies or routine operations that rely on antibiotics."

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Video:PS3 titles coming soon

ps3 titles coming soon

great games coming to ps3, jericho, alone in the dark and army of two

Video:Mig-29 Gear Up Too Soon

mig-29 gear up too soon

pilot must have been embarrassed. how would you explain this to your superiors?

Video:Dinner will be ready soon

dinner will be ready soon

but it was not easy to get it this point

Video:Soon to be the tallest building in the world

soon to be the tallest building in the world

about half built but is already one of the tallest buildings in the world. the dubai tower or burj tower...in dubai.

Video:iPod Video Coming Soon?

ipod video coming soon?

apple computer appears set to introduce a video-playing ipod, according to analysts and some apple-specialist web sites.

chief executive officer steve jobs, who rejuvenated the computer maker with digital music, may introduce a version of the best-selling ipod device that also plays videos.

on tuesday, apple e-mailed invitations to an oct. 12 event at the california theater in san jose, enticing invitees with the text "one more thing." a phrase jobs often uses in speeches before announcing new products

such a device, together with the introduction of videos to apple's itunes music service, would underscore jobs's efforts to expand the ipod lineup and boost profit. the cupertino, calif.-based company last month added a motorola inc. phone that runs itunes and a player dubbed the ipod nano that is the size of a business card.

gene munster of piper jaffray said a video ipod would have a "wow factor" upon its release but would need to cost less than $400 and have a sizable library of video downloads available in order to avoid becoming a niche product.

american technology research analyst shaw wu predicted that jobs might offer a video ipod that may cost less than $400 and "preferably $299." " the first content may be music videos and video podcasts,” wu said.


i need one

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Video:Coming Soon: SpikedHumor's New Video System

coming soon: spikedhumor's new video system

since we've had some technical issues with video content on spikedhumor, we're devising a plan to have all video content that is uploaded converted into streaming flash video.

this will cut our bandwidth in half while also making downloads faster, more efficient and more user friendly.

once this system is in place, there should be no more video content that cuts out, pauses, etc., since all video will convert into one standard video format upon uploading.

this requires us to buy a separate server, specifically for video encoding 'on-the-fly'. the nice thing about this system is that it will also feature error checking to omit bad videos.

we're looking forward to featuring this nice, clean system and we apologize for any video playback problems.

, spikedhumor staff

Video:Garbage Pail Kids Coming Soon

garbage pail kids coming soon

super-gross stickers!!

Video:A Little Too Soon

a little too soon

this kid tries to jump in a pool a little too early and doesn`t make it

Video:Coming Soon -- Mind-Reading Computers

coming soon -- mind-reading computers

a raised eyebrow, quizzical look or a nod of the head are just a few of the facial expressions computers could soon be using to read people's minds.

an "emotionally aware" computer being developed by british and american scientists will be able to read an individual's thoughts by analyzing a combination of facial movements that represent underlying feelings.

"the system we have developed allows a wide range of mental states to be identified just by pointing a video camera at someone," said professor peter robinson, of the university of cambridge in england.

he and his collaborators believe the mind-reading computer's applications could range from improving people's driving skills to helping companies tailor advertising to people's moods.

"imagine a computer that could pick the right emotional moment to try to sell you something, a future where mobile phones, cars and web sites could read our mind and react to our moods," he added.

the technology is already programmed to recognize different facial expressions generated by actors. robinson hopes to get more data to determine whether someone is bored, interested, confused, or agrees or disagrees when it is unveiled at a science exhibition in london on monday.

people visiting the four-day exhibition organized by the royal society, britain's academy of leading scientists, will be invited to take part in a study to hone the program's abilities.

the scientists, who are developing the technology in collaboration with researchers at the massachusetts institute of technology (mit) in the united states, also hope to get it to accept other inputs such as posture and gesture.

"our research could enable web sites to tailor advertising or products to your mood," robinson told reuters. "for example, a webcam linked with our software could process your image, encode the correct emotional state and transmit information to a web site."

it could also be useful in online teaching to show whether someone understands what is being explained and in improving road safety by determining if a driver is confused, bored or tired.

"we are working with a big car company and they envision this being employed in cars within five years," robinson said, adding that a camera could be built into the dashboard.

anyone who does not want to give away too much information about what they are feeling, he said, can just cover up the camera.

source

Video:Soon To Be Mother-in-law

soon to be mother-in-law

a young jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. he says, “just for fun, ma, i’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one i’m going to marry.” the mother agrees. the next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. he then says, “okay, ma. guess which one i’m going to marry.” she immediately replies, “the red-head in the middle.” “that’s amazing, ma. you’re right. how did you know?” “i don't like her.”

Video:T- Rex: Coming soon to store near you.

t- rex: coming soon to store near you.

scientists see the softer side of tyrannosaurus rex. scientists found a massive tyrannosaurus rex thigh bone in a remote region of montana a few months ago, they were forced to break the bone in two in order to fit it into the transport helicopter. this act of necessity revealed a startling surprise: soft tissue that had seemingly resisted fossilization still existed inside the bone. this tissue, including blood vessels, bone cells, and perhaps even blood cells, was so well preserved that it was still stretchy and flexible. source: http://www.calacademy.org/science_now/headline_science/t-rex_soft_tissue.html

Video:Norm MacDonald Mocking Steve Irwin... Too Soon?

norm macdonald mocking steve irwin... too soon?

to norm mcdonald, pretty much nothing is off topic.

Video:Elfvator - Coming Soon (To A Mall Near You)....

elfvator - coming soon (to a mall near you)....

a modern day accommodation for the characters from lord of the rings. they have enough "celebrity" to get this gift from humans who love malls.


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