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this guy is probably feeding his pet snail steroids
an interesting segment of a nature video on snails.
parasitic worms seem almost able to make these snails do their own bidding!
isabella rossellini explores the mating habits of snails.
there was this snail who wanted to be a formula one racing driver. he went along to the track and asked if he could drive. the racing team manager said, “yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 's' because you are a snail.”
the snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. the race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!
as the spectators saw the snail speed past them, they yelled “wow! look at that s-car go!”
a wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in rome, italy. the wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. at the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. very grudgingly he agreed.
he took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. as he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. he kept thinking to himself 'wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me.' he went back to gathering the snails. all of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. they got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
they were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. it got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.
at seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, 'oh no!!! my wife's dinner party!!!' he gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. he ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. he ran up the stairs of his apartment. he was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. there were snails all down the stairs. the door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. he looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: 'come on guys, we're almost there!'
this looks like the work of "trigger happy t.v." - correct me if i'm wrong. a guy in snail costume crosses at a zebra crossing.thanks aecon.
he has the upgraded shell
a small, metallic gold ball just over 2cm in diameter. place it on the plastic channel which should be slightly sloping, and you would expect it to roll down in the normal way. well, this ball does roll, but it does so incredibly slowly. to an audience, it seems baffling why it should roll down a slope apparently in slow motion. you can pick the ball up, and it seems heavy, possibly solid. no clues if you shake it.
have time in the garden ..
made by kris wilson. i understand his excitement.
words cannot describe this picture.
i'm teaching him to play fetch.
dream realized.
a sloth named herman is walking through the forest one day. a gang of snails approach him and beat him up. he is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. herman walks into the sergeant's office. "what happened to you? the officer asks. "a gang of snails beat me up," herman replied. "can you describe what they looked like?" "i don't know," the sloth says. "it all happened so fast."
just some funny comics i came across.
there was a snail who decided he wanted a drink.
he went into a bar and made his way onto the bartop and proceeded to ask the barman for a whisky.
the barman being somewhat of an aggressive fellow said "get lost your a snail. the snail again asked for a whisky the barman refused to serve him the whisky. the snail said "but i want a whisky please."
the barman again refused his request and said "i told you i am not serving a snail with whisky and promptly grabbed hold of the snail and threw him out of the bar and into the street as far as he could and went back about his business.
a year later in the same bar there appeared on the the bar a snail, who said to the barman "what did you do that for?"
salt lake city – never mind the ick factor, a utah boy is trying to get into the record books by covering his face with live snails. eleven-year-old fin keheler, from sandy, allowed 43 of the slimy mollusks to be put on his face saturday. he wants the guinness world records to verify his effort. the guinness web site says the record set in 2007 for snails on the face for 10 seconds is eight. the boy says he has since learned the record was 36. fin made three attempts on saturday. sitting back in a reclining chair, snails gathered from neighbors' gardens were carefully placed on his face. those that remained for at least 10 seconds were counted. his family is sending witness statements, video and media coverage to guinness this week. source
