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Video:UK Smokers to Face Picture Warnings

uk smokers to face picture warnings

images highlighting the dangers of smoking will be printed on all tobacco products sold in the uk by the end of 2009, under regulations being set out.

manufacturers will have to start complying from october next year.

after a public consultation 15 images, including ones of diseased lungs, have been chosen to accompany text warnings about lung cancer and heart disease.

anti-smoking campaigners welcomed the move but smokers' lobby group forest said they were being "victimised".

health secretary alan johnson told bbc news there was evidence from other countries that the new images would help people quit.

"we do think it will help the number of people, who want to give up to smoking - the vast majority of smokers want to give up - and this will give them an extra push," he said.

the graphic adverts come just over a month before the minimum age for buying tobacco in england and wales increases from 16 to 18, bringing it in line with alcohol.

source: news.bbc.co.uk

Video:The Man Who Makes Smokers Think Twice

the man who makes smokers think twice

meet the star of nyc's most effective anti-smoking ad and the hole in his throat.

Video:Diary of A Smoker

diary of a smoker

david sedaris born december 26 , 1956 in binghamton, new york. he is a grammy award-nominated american humorist and radio contributor. very funny guy with a unique style of writing. i recommend reading his book "me talk pretty one day" or "naked". i have another funny clip of him if you guys want also.

Video:Act Retracts Financial Aid From Pot Smokers

act retracts financial aid from pot smokers

nebraska -- rape. murder. drunk driving.

none of these crimes will cost college students their pell grants, but walking down the street with a joint could. as of july 1, 2000, a provision in the higher education act mandated that students’ eligibility for federal financial aid be suspended if they are convicted under federal or state laws of offenses involving the possession or sale of controlled substances.

the web site detailing the act defines a controlled substance as illegal drugs, not including alcohol or tobacco.

“i think it’s a joke,” said colin priebe, university of nebraska-lincoln senior secondary education major. “if someone has three duis they wouldn’t lose their scholarship, but someone caught with less than an ounce of marijuana would lose theirs.”

the provision has many side effects beyond the classroom, said bruce mirken, director of communications for marijuana policy project, a advocacy group based in washington, d.c. he said the law targets students from low-income families.

“if you’re rich, you’re not going to be affected by this,” he said. “it only affects people who really have to struggle sometimes to even go to college."

“it’s just an absurdity that somebody caught with a joint can lose their student aid, but somebody who commits rape might not."

no wonder college kids drink a lot...

daily nebraskan

Video:New German Beer May Satisfy Drinkers and Smokers

new german beer may satisfy drinkers and smokers

smoking pub patrons looking for their nicotine fix may soon get it from their next glass of beer, not a cigarette.

a new beer has been launched in germany which contains nicotine and 6.3 per cent alcohol.

alcohol healthwatch in new zealand said drinking three 250ml cans was the equivalent of smoking three packets of cigarettes.

alcohol healthwatch director rebecca williams said the new beer was seen overseas as a way of getting around smoking bans in public places.

stuff

Video:Smokers Corner

smokers corner

do you fancy a fag?

Video:Have I Got News For You - Smoker Dies Aged 105

have i got news for you - smoker dies aged 105

the show covers the story of a woman who smoked all her life, yet lived to 105.

Video:Bill Hicks - Smokers

bill hicks - smokers

he was always in his element whenever talking about this.

Video:Funny Anti-smokers Ad

funny anti-smokers ad

what smells worse a cigar or air freshener ?

Video:Become A Smoker

become a smoker

from cheech and chong's nice dreams.

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Video:Be Nice To Smokers

be nice to smokers

cigarette smoking is injurious to health.

Video:For all the smokers!

for all the smokers!

montage of professional smokers

Video: Smoker's Daughter Gets $13.8 Million

smoker's daughter gets $13.8 million

a us jury has ordered tobacco giant philip morris to pay $13.8m (£8.4m) to the daughter of a lifelong smoker who died of lung disease.

the los angeles superior court jury returned the verdict monday, more than eight years after the smoker, and decided in favor of jodie bullock, whose mother betty died of lung cancer in 2003 aged 64. she had smoked for 47 years.

philip morris said she could have given up smoking at any time as the harmful effects of cigarettes were known.

philip morris is a part of virginia-based tobacco-products group altria.

betty bullock had sued philip morris in april 2001 on the grounds of fraud and product liability.

in 2002, a jury recommended that philip morris should pay $28bn in punitive damages to mrs bullock, but a judge later reduced the award to $28m.

in 2008, the us court of appeal overturned the jury's decision and sent the case for a new trial, with philip morris arguing that the $28m was excessive.

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Video:Smokers Banned From Fostering Children

smokers banned from fostering children

london (reuters) - a council has become the first in london to rule that smokers will no longer be able to foster children.

redbridge council's cabinet agreed tuesday night to a ban on placing children with foster carers who smoke unless there are exceptional circumstances.

the local authority in northeast london said the decision, which will come into force in 2010, was made to protect children from the "damaging effects of passive and second-hand smoke."

other councils around the country have introduced similar measures, particularly relating to very young children, but redbridge's ban is thought to be the most far-reaching.

"we know this is a difficult issue because some people will feel it is an intrusion on personal freedoms," said councilor michael stark.

"but we also know that smoking increases the risk of serious illness in childhood. on balance, we have decided children in our care shouldn't grow up breathing second-hand smoke."

the council cited scientific evidence that showed passive smoking caused lung cancer and childhood respiratory disease.

existing smokers will be told of the new policy and given help to quit.

the fostering network, a charity which represents groups involved in fostering, said it believed no child under five should be placed with carers who smoked.

however the charity, which estimates there is a shortfall of some 10,000 carers, said it did not want potentially good foster parents to be put off because they had an occasional cigarette.

tobacco lobby groups said the move was part of an "ongoing campaign to stigmatize smokers."

"it's going to exclude people who could be outstanding foster parents," said a spokesman for pro-smoking group forest.

"it sends out an insidious message that smokers in general are unfit parents and i don't think any politician has the right to do that."

source, source

that's right.
make the margin of couples/individuals who are willing to foster children even smaller.
can we ban alcohols from raising kids too?

Video:World's Youngest Smoker = 2 Years Old

world's youngest smoker = 2 years old


article submitted by master911.

a two-year-old boy from the city of tianjin in china is the world's youngest smoker.

well, at least the youngest to admit it.

except he didn't admit it, his dad did, after proudly teaching tong liangliang how to spark up between tantrums and milky vomits.

liangliang's dad said his son was born with a hernia, and being too young for an operation, has taken up smoking to help him deal with the pain.

now he's a pack-a-day man. pack-a-day toddler. and he won't give up, screaming and throwing himself on the floor if he's refused a durry.

"the father wasn't aware how serious the toddler's habit had become until the child began to increase the number of cigarettes he smoked per day," news agency cri said.

the guinness book of world records is unlikely to accept the feat, as it has refused such requests before on the grounds that it "promoted a harmful habit".

source, source, video of toddler smoking (same kid?)

Video:Smoker Lungs Experiment

smoker lungs experiment

little experiment that shows what you`re doing to your lungs when smoking.


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