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trying to surprise the kids at a christmas party, santa slips off the roof and smashes into the hood of his truck.
these guys set up a super homemade slip 'n slide in their yard.
the israeli ambassador in australia asks for the media to stop filming after letting slip plans concerning iran. one month
even if you look like a tough guy, that doesn't mean you are a tough guy! on the other hand...slip happens!
this guy slips off of a tower and falls a long way to his death. the ride down would not have been fun.
this short stocky guy attempts to bench press more than he can handle. i wonder how many ribs were broken. thanks pantera87 for this video.
whoops!
they're completely embarrassing, uncomfortable, and downright amazing
for really smooth skin.
birds on a water slide.
from what i can tell, part of rihanna's nipple might be showing in this photo, but you be the judge.
photograph gallery of pop singer rihanna. one of the pictures suggests that her nipple is partly showing.
these guys build the ultimate slip-n-slide and send one of their buddies racing down the side of the hill
the commentators make an awkward slip-up during the match.
dane cook talking about his old slip and slide.
melbourne, sept 16 (ani): doctors treating a 14-year-old indian boy were stunned to find a 2cm long fish had 'slipped' into his penis. the patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation. the patient claimed that the fish 'slipped' into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium. "while he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. when he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms" the daily telegraph quoted professor vezhaventhan and professor jeyaraman, who treated the boy, as saying. after detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, the doctors used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones. the fish the urologists removed, which practical fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide. the boy was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma. (ani) source image above: a cystourethroscopy - probably removed by photobucket soon.
at least we know where his son gets it from. and that was a freudian slip if i ever seen/heard.
in front of millions of fans and viewers watching on tv, this girl messes up singing the national anthem twice, then slips and falls on the ice.
an australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. she yelled out for her husband jacko. "jacko! jacko!" she yelled. jacko came running in. "jacko, i've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "strewth!" jacko said and tried to pull her up. "you're just too heavy girl. i'll go across the road and get bluey" (his mate). they came back and they both tried to pull her up. "no way. we can't do it" bluey said "lets try plan c" "plan c?" exclaimed jacko. "what's that"? "i'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her" "spot on" jacko said. "while your doing that, i'll stay here and play with her tits" "play with her tits"? bluey said, "why the hell would you want to do that"? jacko replied "well, i reckon if i can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
on a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers.
he tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight..
then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "what would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." all the passengers hear it.
as a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "don’t forget the coffee!"
custom number plates with the provocative message "fu2" are up for grabs after slipping past vicroads censors. melbourne businessman alan lane hopes a driver will pay $10,000 for the silent signal to traffic cops, parking officers and fellow road users, the herald sun reports. the plates are among an array of rude regos listed for sale on trading websites and through private dealers. other offensive plates on offer include "gonads", "hootrz", "smut69" and "fnmean". mr lane said the gold-on-black "fu2" plates were a steal at $10,000. "the same plates sold for more than $300,000 in the uk," he said. "there's a real history to them over there: they were owned by a london porn baron and a former porn star." mr lane said the plates were intended to be fun, not offensive. he suspected road authority staff who approved them did not realise the message. "it's a bit of fun. people in the fast lane will laugh," he said. "but i suppose there are a lot of old fuddy-duddies out there who will take offence at anything." the keen car collector fell foul of vicroads censors when he tried to obtain the plate lqtus (which he intended to read as lotus). "they thought it sounded like al-qaida," he said. the roads authority also blocked his friend from registering snatch. vicroads has the power to reject applications or to recall plates issued but later deemed offensive. censors look for profanities, sexual references and negative safety messages. vicroads sold more than 25,000 custom plates last year, while 16 sets of plates were recalled. spokeswoman michelle field declined to say which combinations were ordered off the road. plates rejected during the application process have included gstapo, leglis, orgasm and murda, she said. source
a boob popping out is no big deal when you're from argentina and already wearing a skintight suit.
he was probably just thinking of those foot-long hot dogs at the ballpark when he said this, right?
might wanna verify whether you`re reporting live or not next time...
