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a super skinny girl falls victim to the old diet coke and mentos booby trap. i think this girl can afford to switch to regular coke..
an elderly man in north carolina had owned a large farm for several years. he had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. the pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. one evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn`t been there for a while, and look it over. he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. as he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. when he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. one of the women shouted to him, "we`re not coming out until you leave!" the old man frowned and replied, "i didn`t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." holding the bucket up he said, "i`m here to feed the alligator." moral of the story: old men may move slow but can still think fast.
a skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge african american guy standing next to him. the big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...turner brown."
the small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. the big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. the big fellow says, "what's wrong with you?" in a weak voice the little guys says, "what exactly did you say to me?"
the big dude says, "i saw the curious look and figured i'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. i'm 7 feet tall, i weight 350 pounds, i have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is turner brown."
the small guy says, "turner brown? thank god! i thought you said "turn around."
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i can't imagine very many large parties here
now he has some xtra skin to deal with
enter at your own risk.
a super skinny girl falls victim to the old diet coke and mentos booby trap. i think this girl can afford to switch to regular coke...
this is the uncut video fro "warlock" by the band skinny puppy. skinny puppy is an excellent industrial band that should suite people that either enjoy darker "industrials" music or those who are tired of the poppy, alternative, rap, hip/hop, justin timberlake, new metallica, britney spears type of crap that iis being released these days. hope you enjoy.
an elderly man in north carolina had owned a large farm for several years. he had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. the pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. one evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. as he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. when he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. one of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!" the old man frowned and replied, "i didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." holding the bucket up he said, "i'm here to feed the alligator." moral of the story: old men may move slow but can still think fast.
nice & insane music vid by one of my favorite bands. although it has a bit too much man ass in it. i believe its composed of various horror flicks.
maybe she should try eating a fucking big mac here and there before she tries this again.
damn, that's a big bat!!!
here's for all of you bone-ass lovers
hits the shower
100% beer.
