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alternate version of the new qotsa video sick, sick, sick. enjoy
"f1 world champion (in 1996) damon hill takes a journalist out for a test drive and scares him so much he makes him sick."
now i know what i want for x-mas!
docu on why we laugh at things we shouldn't.
after faking food poisoning, younger pete stays home from school for the day. he decides to even venture outside. unfortunately, a garage door has it out for him.
this beatboxer is 1 of my faves. his name is eklips. just watch the clip and you will see what i mean.
i can handle a lot of things, this is the first video that made me gag. and i just love the way she picks out the big bits first.
picard facepalms over the constant nagging us army ads. i have to agree with him.
disturbing redneck sledding on a dead deer pulled by an atv
this is a montage about one of the most evil humans in america. a friend of mine made this and asked me if i would post it. so here it is.
compilation of sick breaks
these people are too sick for normal words.
a fellow was sitting in the doctor`s waiting room, and said to himself every so often, "lord i hope i`m sick!" after about the 5th or 6th time, the receptionist couldn`t stand it any longer and asked, "why in the world would you want to be sick mr. adams?" the man replied, "i`d hate to be well and feel like this."
negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. the union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. one morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "this man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!" there, on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. a union negotiator broke the silence in the room. "wow," he said. "think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"
my co-worker was being let go due to a nasty habit she had of not always showing up for work. as an officer in our union, i was preparing to argue on her behalf when she took matters into her own hands and insisted, "but i was really sick this time!"
a little 9 year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "mommy" she said, " can we leave now?" "no." her mother replied. "well, i think i have to throw up!" "well, then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." in about 2 minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "did you throw up?" her mother asked. "yes," replied the little girl. "well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" "i didn't have to go out of the church, mommy," she replied. "they have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick.'"
sick leave:
i urgently needed a few days off work, but i knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave.
i thought that maybe if i acted "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
so i hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. my co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what i was doing?
i told her that i was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think i was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
a few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "what are you doing ?" i told him i was a light bulb. he said "you are clearly stressed out. go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
i jumped down and walked out of the office. when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her "...and where do you think you're going?"
she said, "i'm going home too, i can't work in the dark!"
inspirational "all the same" music video by sick puppies. compilation of footage obtained by the band's lead singer, shimon moore, of juan mann's "free hugs" campaign. juan is shown walking through the pitt street mall in sydney, australia, holding a sign offering "free hugs". during multiple interviews has insisted that he has not nor has any intention of obtaining names, phone numbers, or dates. he has remained true to his claims. his hugs are given out of love and kindness. authorities demanded that he end his campaign until he had liability insurance. that was before his petition obtained over 10,000 votes, after which authorities allowed his campaign to continue undisturbed.
a carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. the driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. the old farmer said, "sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? that old mule standing over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but i don`t have the heart to kill her. would you do it for me?" the hunter said, "sure," and headed for the car. while walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his hunting buddies. he got into the car and when they asked if the farmer had said ok, he said "no, we can`t hunt here, but i`m going to teach that old cuss a lesson." with that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and blasted the mule. as he exclaimed, "there, that will teach him!" a second shot rang out from the passenger side. and, one of his hunting buddies shouted, "i got the cow!"
faithsfx live radio beat box
i should call the doctor!
kid with leukemia sends's make a wish foundation bankrupt. with his wish for unlimited wishes.
clinton doesn't like when people disrespect hillary - no sir.
