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derren plays a word association game with a shrink.
"when scott carey begins to shrink because of exposure to a combination of radiation and insecticide, medical science is powerless to help him." promo/trailer of 1957 classic the incredible shrinking man. the special effects still look pretty good today. the ending is abrupt .. or should i say .. kind of short.
a man was not really happy about his manhood... it was actually too long....... 50cm long. he did not know what to do and went to sangoma to ask for advice. the sangoma thought for a long time before she said: "walk into the forest and you will meet a frog. ask the frog if it wants 2 marry you. if it says "no" your manhood will shrink by 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow by 10cm so the risk is yours." the man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk. he walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it: "will you marry me little frog?" "no", said the frog. the man ran home and measured his manhood. happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm. the man was so excited about the results, that he ran back into the forest and asked the frog again. "will you marry me little frog?" "no", said the frog. the man ran home and measured his manhood. again he found that it had shrunk 10cm down to 30cm. the man was thinking, "hmmm 20cm, now that would be the perfect size" and ran back into the forest. he met the frog again and asked him again "will you marry me little frog?" the frog answered him: man what is wrong with you? i already told you: no! no! no! moral of the story be thankful for what you have.
guy wants to by the car. luckily he didn't have to switch to plan b. commercial for cars.com
john ritter & dave foley
a bunch of students using a shrink ray. shrink rays are fun.
shakey went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "i've got trouble. every time i get into bed, i think there's somebody under it. i get under the bed, i think there's somebody on top of it. top, under, top, under. you gotta help me, i'm going crazy!" "just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "come to me three times a week, and i'll cure your fears." "how much do you charge?" "a hundred dollars per visit." "i'll sleep on it," said shakey. six months later the doctor met shakey on the street. "why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "for a hundred buck's a visit? a bartender cured me for ten dollars." "is that so? how?" "he told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
