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victorian undead: six-issues miniseries. the dead are rising in london and it's up to sherlock holmes to figure this shit out.
sherlock holmes and dr watson were going camping. they pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. sometime in the middle of the night holmes woke watson up and said: “watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” watson replied: “i see millions and millions of stars.” holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?” watson replied: “well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. and if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.” and holmes said: “watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
"watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
watson replies, "i see millions of stars."
"what does that tell you?"
watson ponders for a minute. "astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
astrologically, it tells me that saturn is in leo.
timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
theologically, it's evident the lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. what does it tell you?"
holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
solving mysteries for his woodland creatures.
robert downey jr. looks sick as sherlock holmes...looking forward to this
