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Video:Never Share A Cable Line

never share a cable line

funny commercial (mockumentary) about perils of shared cable connection.

Video:Sharing a Donkey...

sharing a donkey...

an old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. the boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. as they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. the man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

later, they passed some people who remarked, "what a shame, he makes that little boy walk." they then decided they both would walk!

soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. so, they both rode the donkey.

now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. the boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

as they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

the moral of the story; "if you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye."

Video:Old Bag Shares How She Feels About Modern

old bag shares how she feels about modern "anti-americans"

old woman explains what she thinks of people who don't support bush's handling of foreign policy.

Video:Shared Lips

shared lips

saliva is sexy.

Video:Don't share ADSL!

don't share adsl!

funny ad from southwestern bell.

Video:Let's Share Her

let's share her

three's always better than two

Video:Fair Share

fair share

man thinks twice before he gives his sons ice cream.

Video:T-Mobile: Life`s For Sharing

t-mobile: life`s for sharing

t-mobile unleashes guerilla dance routine at liverpool street saatchi & saatchi`s latest ad for t-mobile will be on air less than 48 hours after being filmed this morning at london`s liverpool street station, where 350 dancers performed routines as commuters passed through the concourse. `dance`, created by saatchi & saatchi london, was produced using hidden tv cameras within the station, which captured the spontaneous reactions of commuters as they watched the dance troupe perform.

Video:Michael Moore Supports File Sharing

michael moore supports file sharing

michael moore supports file sharing.

Video:2 Stars Share A Cuddle

2 stars share a cuddle

jennifer love hewitt and catherine zeta jones sharing a cuddle.

Video: Bed Sharing 'Bad For Your Health'

bed sharing 'bad for your health'

couples should consider sleeping apart for the good of their health and relationship, say experts.

sleep specialist dr neil stanley told the british science festival how bed sharing can cause rows over snoring and duvet-hogging and robs precious sleep.

one study found that, on average, couples suffered 50% more sleep disturbances if they shared a bed.

dr stanley, who sleeps separately from his wife, points out that historically we were never meant to share our beds.

he said the modern tradition of the marital bed only began with the industrial revolution, when people moving to overcrowded towns and cities found themselves short of living space.

before the victorian era it was not uncommon for married couples to sleep apart. in ancient rome, the marital bed was a place for sexual congress but not for sleeping.

dr stanley, who set up one of britain's leading sleep laboratories at the university of surrey, said the people of today should consider doing the same.

"it's about what makes you happy. if you've been sleeping together and you both sleep perfectly well, then don't change, but don't be afraid to do something different.

"we all know what it's like to have a cuddle and then say 'i'm going to sleep now' and go to the opposite side of the bed. so why not just toddle off down the landing?"

he said poor sleep was linked to depression, heart disease, strokes, lung disorders, traffic and industrial accidents, and divorce, yet sleep was largely ignored as an important aspect of health.

dr robert meadows, a sociologist at the university of surrey, said: "people actually feel that they sleep better when they are with a partner but the evidence suggests otherwise."

he carried out a study to compare how well couples slept when they shared a bed versus sleeping separately.

based on 40 couples, he found that when couples share a bed and one of them moves in his or her sleep, there is a 50% chance that their slumbering partner will be disturbed as a result.

despite this, couples are reluctant to sleep apart, with only 8% of those in their 40s and 50s sleeping in separate rooms, the british science festival heard.

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Video:Kid Golfers, Strippers Share Golf Course

kid golfers, strippers share golf course



broomfield, colo. - a close encounter between flirtatious strippers and children playing in a golf tournament was the result of "mistiming," golf course officials said tuesday as they apologized to parents.

the scantily clad women spilled out of a limousine as the youngsters were finishing their game as part of the gold crown junior golf association tournament monday. tournament officials said they were not warned the strippers would be arriving before the end of the game for children, who ranged in age from 7 to 12.

the women were part of shotgun willie's charity golf tournament to benefit breast cancer. the strippers were to serve as caddies to patron's of the strip club. a club manager said there were 144 golfers and 70 caddies.

a woman told kusa-tv the event drew curious questions from her children, who asked her why the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women wore only their underwear. kusa said the woman declined to be identified.

eagle trace golf course manager evelyn koch says the women were forbidden from going topless and that they were just flirting with the men.

"i cannot tell you the girls didn't flash out there but it wasn't a free-for-all," koch said. she said the shotgun willie's crowd and the young golfers had to share the same clubhouse while the children had lunch because their tournament started later than expected.

still, she said the broomfield golf course was sorry children were present when the strippers arrived.

golf course instructor dustin moser said some of the strippers "got a little out of control" but that it happened after the children had left.

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Video:Share The Meat!

share the meat!

poster encouraging americans to ration their meat.

Video:Surmounting Fusion Sharing - Engrish

surmounting fusion sharing - engrish

signs that lose a little bit in the translation.

Video:Just some hot pictures that I want to share.

just some hot pictures that i want to share.

well, she does look good in jeans.


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