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Video:Maria Sharapova - Serve

maria sharapova - serve

maria sharapova delivering a serve.

Video:Voltron Get's Served

voltron get's served

voltron breakdancing contest from the adult swim.  "you just got served steve!"

Video:Powerful Tennis Serve

powerful tennis serve

he wasn't impressed with the umpire's call. it really showed when his next serve was drilled into the ground.

Video:Law Would Ban Serving Food To Obese

law would ban serving food to obese


article submitted by geoblaze.

jackson, miss. - a state lawmaker wants to ban restaurants from serving food to obese customers — but please, don't be offended. he says he never even expected his plan to become law.

"i was trying to shed a little light on the number one problem in mississippi," said republican rep. john read of gautier, who acknowledges that at 5-foot-11 and 230 pounds, he'd probably have a tough time under his own bill.

more than 30 percent of adults in mississippi are considered it obese, according to a 2007 study by the trust for america's health, a research group that focuses on disease prevention.

the state house public health committee chairman, democrat steve holland of plantersville, said he is going to "shred" the bill.

"it is too oppressive for government to require a restaurant owner to police another human being from their own indiscretions," holland said monday.

the bill had no specifics about how obesity would be defined, or how restaurants were supposed to determine if a customer was obese.

al stamps, who owns a restaurant in jackson, said it is "absurd" for the state to consider telling him which customers he can't serve. he and his wife, kim, do a bustling lunch business at cool al's, which serves big burgers — beef or veggie — and specialty foods like "sassy momma sweet potato fries."

"there is a better way to deal with health issues than to impose those kind of regulations," al stamps said. "i'm sorry — you can't do it by treating adults like children and telling them what they can and cannot eat."

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Video:Paris Hilton Starts Serving Jail Term

paris hilton starts serving jail term

admitting she was frightened, paris hilton traded in her designer clothes for jail garb (clothes) on sunday night as she began serving a 23-day sentence in los angeles for violating probation, her attorney said on sunday.

"paris hilton has turned herself in to begin serving her sentence for violating probation at a los angeles county jail located in lynwood, california," attorney richard hutton said in a statement.

it also quoted the 26-year-old hotels heiress as saying: "this is an important point in my life and i need to take responsibility for my actions. in the future, i plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions i make ... although i am scared, i am ready to begin my jail sentence."

according to the los angeles county sheriff's department, hilton was booked at 11:38 p.m. pdt on sunday (2:38 a.m. edt/0638 gmt monday).

hilton was arrested for drunken driving in september, and, in january, pleaded no contest -- the equivalent of a guilty plea -- to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving. she was sentenced to three years' probation and had her license suspended.

but the heiress was caught driving on a suspended license in february when police stopped her for going over the speed limit with her headlights out at night. a traffic court judge ruled on may 4 that hilton's latest offense constituted a probation violation and sentenced her to 45 days in jail.

hilton will be held in a unit for celebrities and high-profile inmates at the jail. the unit is separated from the general prison population.

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Video:Getting Served 1984 Style

getting served 1984 style

odd dance combat clip from breakin ii - electric boogaloo. – thanks tune

Video:To Protect and Serve

to protect and serve

and waste tax payers' money.

Video:Maria Sharapova serves a cat.

maria sharapova serves a cat.

sure it's photo shopped but still funny.

Video:Serving 12 Liters of Beer

serving 12 liters of beer

quite an impressive job!

Video:Hamutsun Serve

hamutsun serve

japan dance delight.

Video:Too Human Co-Op Serving

too human co-op serving

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Students Cook & Serve Grandparents

students cook & serve grandparents

disturbing headline.

Video:Eggs Served Cold on Freeway

eggs served cold on freeway

ypsilanti township, mich. — state troopers and road crews had to scramble when a tractor-trailer crashed and spilled its load of eggs on a detroit-area freeway. trooper jim smiley says eastbound interstate 94 in washtenaw county's ypsilanti township reopened about 1 a.m. thursday after being shut down for six hours.

smiley says the driver fell asleep and his rig hit a guardrail and a bridge support beam that tore the trailer open and spilled hundreds of cartons of eggs along a 300-foot stretch of i-94.

single-digit temperatures made for a frozen mess that smiley says was scraped up by front-end loaders and put in dump trucks. road workers then spread sand and salt on all three lanes.

smiley says the driver will be ticketed.

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Video:Public Servce - Serve & Protect

public servce - serve & protect

he's gonna kick your ass & get away with it

Video:We Do Not Serve Women [Sign]

we do not serve women [sign]

bring your own.

Video:To Serve and Protect

to serve and protect

nothing poses a bigger threat than a girl with a broken leg.

Video:Do You Serve Lawyers

do you serve lawyers

a man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. he asked the bartender, "do you serve lawyers here?" "sure do," said the bartender. "good," replied the man. "give me a beer, and i'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

Video:Do You Serve...?

do you serve...?

a man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. he asked the bartender, "do you serve lawyers here?" "sure do," said the bartender. "good," replied the man. "give me a beer, and i'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

Video:Serving Food

serving food

a french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "hey , could i get a beer please?" the bartender looks at him shaking his head and say "no, we don't serve food here"

Video:Tricky Ping-pong Serve

tricky ping-pong serve

an easy-to-learn ping-pong trick.

Video:Zoo Serves Poisoned  Sno-Cones

zoo serves poisoned sno-cones

the sedgwick county zoo in wichita, kan., will no longer be selling blue sno-cones after a dangerous mix-up at the refreshment stand, fox4kc reported.

four people became sick thursday when a zoo employee accidentally poured a degreasing agent into the sno-cone machine instead of the flavored syrup.

the two bottles are the same size, shape and color and were accidentally placed next to each other.

a zoo spokeswoman said the employee didn't read the labels and apologized to families who got sick.

none of the victims ingested enough of the chemical for it to be dangerous.

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Video:Animaniacs - Good Idea, Bad Idea - Being Served

animaniacs - good idea, bad idea - being served

yet another good idea bad idea showcasing the pros and cons of breakfast in bed.

Video:Served

served

cyaniade and happiness


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