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rev wrights damn america sermon in context.
a minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "is there anyone here who is without sin?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation. embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood. feeling he really had them this time, the preacher said, "is there anyone here who thinks he or she is perfect?" one small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet. "so, mr jones, you think you are perfect?" "no, sir", the man replied, "i`m just standing for my wife`s first husband!"
two excited elderly women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher. when this preacher condemned the sin of lust, these two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs..."amen, brother!" when the preacher condemned the sin of stealing, they yelled again..."preach it, reverend!" and when the preacher condemned the sin of lying...they jumped to their feet and screamed, "right on, brother...tell it like it is...amen!" but when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip, the two got very quiet, and one turned to the other and said, "he's done quit preaching and now he's just meddlin'."
a minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one sunday morning that was about half the usual length of his sermons. he explained, "i regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which i was unable to deliver this morning." after the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher as he was leaving, and said, "sir, if that dog of yours has any pups, i sure would like to get one to give to my minister!"
national debt. to whom do we owe it.
national debt. to whom do we owe it
a visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face,"without you we are but dust... " he would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "mom, what is butt dust?
