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Video:Man Who Ran Onto Racetrack Dressed As Horse Sentenced

man who ran onto racetrack dressed as horse sentenced

a british resident of hong kong was convicted of disorderly conduct and causing a public nuisance for dressing as a horse and running on a popular race track last year to urge full democracy in the chinese territory.

matt pearce, a longtime hong kong resident from bristol, england, was given a one-month jail term wednesday for each of the two charges, but the sentences were suspended for 18 months.

the 30-year-old english teacher donned a horse costume emblazoned with the words "demand democracy now" and ran on the shatin race track. he said he was following the example of british suffragette emily davison, who in 1913 ran onto a british race track demanding women's right to vote, and was killed by a horse.

"i'm shocked," pearce said of his sentence.

"we consider the sentence manifestly excessive," said pearce's lawyer, michael vidler. "the more common sentence would have been a fine."

the activist has lodged appeals of the convictions and sentences, vidler said.

pearce said the sentence may not deter him from staging more stunts in the future.

"the government is trying to stop me, but i'm not someone who's easily stopped," pearce said. "if it comes down to it, i'm prepared to go to prison for my belief in democracy."

the hong kong jockey club, sole operator of hong kong's horse races, said it welcomed the verdict.

"we hope the conviction sends a clear message that this sort of activity will not be tolerated," the club said in a statement.

pearce, who has been living in the former british colony since its return to chinese rule in 1997, is best known for dressing up as spider-man and climbing on top of a jumbo tv screen in hong kong's central business district to protest beijing's bloody crackdown on the 1989 pro-democracy protests in tiananmen square.

he was also charged with causing a public nuisance for that protest but no trial date has been set.

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Video:Florida Man Sentenced For Having Sex Slave

florida man sentenced for having sex slave

a north fort myers man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for his role in harboring a 13-year-old girl kept as a sex slave and housekeeper.

u.s. district judge virginia m. hernandez covington gave fernando pascual, 22, what she considered a lenient sentence tuesday. as part of a plea deal, pascual pleaded guilty in march to charges of sex trafficking and harboring an illegal immigrant for commercial gain. his sentence of 10 years was in exchange for the victim not having to testify because she was traumatized, covington said.

"these are truly horrible crimes you have committed and they will not be tolerated in the united states," covington said.

pascual, his sister, matilde pascual andres, and andres' husband, pascual miguel sebastian, were charged in may 2005 with harboring a young girl in a cape coral home. prosecutors said the girl was bought in guatemala and brought to cape coral, where she was raped, beaten and forced to work.

matilde pascual andres also was sentenced tuesday to 22 months in prison for her role. pascual miguel sebastian was sentenced to 16 months in may on a similar charge.

"this is finally a chance ... to move forward," said chief assistant u.s. attorney doug molloy.

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Video:Teen Who Stole Skull To Use As Bong Sentenced

teen who stole skull to use as bong sentenced

a vermont teenager has been sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse.

nickolas buckalew, 18, of morrisville, vt., pleaded guilty to two charges.

one was a felony count of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone. the other was a felony charge of intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body.

buckalew was sentenced to between one and seven years in prison and was given credit for serving 14 months while awaiting trial.

on april 8, 2005, buckalew broke into a tomb, opened the lid of a casket and cut off the head of a corpse. he stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the dead man. he then wrapped the head in plastic bags and took it home, the caledonian-record reported.

the teen reportedly told friends that he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it, a police affidavit said. the witnesses said his plan was to turn the skull into a bong -- a pipe generally used to smoke marijuana. buckalew went to an apartment where some of his friends were and told them that he had chopped off the head because he was bored, according to the caledonian-record.

the witnesses said they then went to the tomb to see the casket and saw that the lid was removed and the body in the casket was headless.

morristown said that while executing a search warrant at buckalew’s home, they found a human head wrapped in bags, a necktie, a hacksaw, crowbar, garden trowel and two small parts of the damaged casket, according to the newspaper.

the teen has been sent to a residential treatment program for juveniles.

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Video:Man Sentenced For Hot Pocket Attack

man sentenced for hot pocket attack


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winchester, va. -- a boyce man has been sentenced to 21 months in prison for burning a young relative with hot food.

robert eston larrick jr., 40, was sentenced on tuesday in winchester circuit court.

assistant commonwealth's attorney jason caccamo said larrick shoved a "smoldering" hot pocket sandwich in the 11-year-old victim's face.

caccamo said the child suffered first- and second-degree burns around her eye. larrick did not take the child to the hospital for medical treatment after the incident.

last month, larrick entered alford pleas to charges of malicious bodily injury and felony child abuse. an alford plea means he did not admit guilt, but acknowledged sufficient evidence exists for a conviction.

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Video:G.S.S - Sentences & New Choice

g.s.s - sentences & new choice

dont know how the audience comes up with saying the most random things on the notes for them.

Video:OJ Sentenced

oj sentenced

guess oj won't win any acting awards anytime soon.

Video:Benard Madoff Sentenced to 150 Years

benard madoff sentenced to 150 years

he plead guilty to 11 counts.

Video:Director James Wan and Death Sentence

director james wan and death sentence

james wan was the director of the first "saw" movie. this is a profile of him. seems like the guy knows what he is doing.

Video:Sentenced To Death

sentenced to death

you have unlimited ammo, so kill as many of the escaping convicts as you can. go for the head and they go down faster.

Video:Rocko's Modern Life - boob tubed commuted sentence

rocko's modern life - boob tubed commuted sentence

boob tubed: rocko buys a new entertainment system and heffer gets sucked into it. commuted sentence: rocko's car gets impounded and he has to rely on public transportation to get to work.

Video:Stir Crazy - Prison Sentence

stir crazy - prison sentence

two men are framed for a bank robbery. gene wilder and richard pryor receive their prison sentence in the 1980 comedy "stir crazy".

Video:Sentenced To Death For Downloading

sentenced to death for downloading

sayed pervez kambaksh, a 23-year-old student journalist in afghanistan has been sentenced to death for downloading and distributing a report that is critical of the oppressive treatment of women in some islamic societies. september 02, 2008 bbc

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Video:Man Spends Night Homeless As Sentence

man spends night homeless as sentence

painesville, ohio — a salvation army worker who was ordered by a judge to spend a night homeless for stealing a holiday kettle containing about $250 returned to court friday with red eyes and red cheeks.

nathen smith who was fitted with a gps device to track his moves, spent thursday night ducking in and out of government buildings for warmth, including a stop at the lake county sheriff's office.

smith also walked through a park, but did not go under a bridge where many of painesville's homeless sleep, probation supervisor david washlock said.

"it's hard to find a spot to go that's warm, unless you're inside," an unshaven smith told municipal judge michael cicconetti, who issued the sentenced.

smith, 28, worked as a bell ringer for the salvation army outside a kmart store in nearby eastlake on dec. 17. police arrested smith at his mother's house after a co-worker reported that one of eight kettles was missing.

the salvation army uses kettle donations to help pay for food, clothing and shelter for the homeless.

smith, who pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of theft, still must serve three days in jail, do eight hours of community service, get a general equivalency diploma and find a job, the judge said.

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Video:Criminal Judge Sentences Child Molester

criminal judge sentences child molester

this fulton county judge gives a child molester and the mother of the molested children a bitter piece of his mind. we need more judges like this!

Video:OJ Simpson's Sentencing

oj simpson's sentencing

he was committing armed robbery and kidnapping while he should have been out there looking for the "real killer." too bad so sad.

Video:Mouse Death Sentence

mouse death sentence

you're getting the chair

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