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Video:Lewis Black Tax Rebates And Common Sense

lewis black tax rebates and common sense

stand-up comedy by lewis black. he's talking about tax rebates, and common sense.

Video:Motivational Poster - Common Sense

motivational poster - common sense

just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Video:Sense Of Humor

sense of humor

this stupid family really didn't want to win much money on this gameshow, how dumb can you get

Video:Horse With A Sense Of Humor

horse with a sense of humor

looks like she had that coming ..

Video:Cow Sense

cow sense

the monday afternoon club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that this month`s outing was to be at a dairy farm. most of them had lived in the city all their lives, and had never seen such a thing. the day came, and the ladies filed into the rented bus which whisked them off to their destination.

on the way, they watched out the windows as the city squalor turned into lovely, unpolluted countryside. after they arrived, they were greeted by the farmer who invited them to look him up should they have any questions.

myrtle, after looking about, and being amazed by what she saw, stepped into a building and viewed something she thought was quite remarkable. she saw the farmer walk by and hailed him - he sauntered in.

"sir," she inquired, "why doesn`t this cow have any horns?"

the farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "well, ma`am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. sometimes we keep` em trimmed down with a hacksaw. other times we can fix up the young `uns by puttin` a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops `em cold.

"still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. but the reason this cow don`t have no horns, ma`am, is `cause it`s a horse."

Video:The Sixth Sense

the sixth sense

the "im ready to communicate with you" scene. very powerful scene imo..

Video:TED Talks:

ted talks: "sixth sense" game-changing wearable tech

this demo -- from pattie maes` lab at mit, spearheaded by pranav mistry -- was the buzz of ted. it`s a wearable device with a projector that paves the way for profound interaction with our environment. imagine "minority report" and then some.

Video:Is Spider-Sense Tingling?

is spider-sense tingling?

the ever lovely mary jane. no, we`re not to be reminded of kirsten dunst. damn, i just mentioned her.

Video:5 Out Of 5 Senses Agree

5 out of 5 senses agree

you are the one for me

Video:Robot Whiskers Sense Shapes and Textures

robot whiskers sense shapes and textures

artificial whiskers that mimic the way rats and seals sense their prey might one day let planetary rovers or uncrewed submarines explore the shape and texture of strange objects they encounter on their travels.

so says joe solomon and mitra hartmann at northwestern university in evanston, illinois, who have developed delicate artificial whiskers - in both steel and plastic - that can accurately sense different shapes and textures.

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Video:New Device Will Sense Through Concrete Walls

new device will sense through concrete walls

washington – troops conducting urban operations soon will have the capabilities of superheroes, being able to sense through 12 inches of concrete to determine if someone is inside a building.

the new "radar scope" will give warfighters searching a building the ability to tell within seconds if someone is in the next room, edward baranoski from the defense advanced research projects agency's special projects office, told the american forces press service.

by simply holding the portable, handheld device up to a wall, users will be able to detect movements as small as breathing, he said.

the radar scope, developed by darpa, is expected to be fielded to troops in iraq as soon as this spring, baranoski said. the device is likely to be fielded to the squad level, for use by troops going door to door in search of terrorists.

the radar scope will give warfighters the capability to sense through a foot of concrete and 50 feet beyond that into a room, baranoski explained.

it will bring to the fight what larger, commercially available motion detectors couldn't, he said. weighing just a pound and a half, the radar scope will be about the size of a telephone handset and cost just about $1,000, making it light enough for a soldier to carry and inexpensive enough to be fielded widely.

the radar scope will be waterproof and rugged, and will run on aa batteries, he said.

"it may not change how four-man stacks go into a room (during clearing operations)," baranoski said. "but as they go into a building, it can help them prioritize what rooms they go into. it will give them an extra degree of knowledge so they know if someone is inside."

even as the organization hurries to get the devices to combat forces, darpa already is laying groundwork for bigger plans that build on this technology.

proposals are expected this week for the new "visi building" technology that's more than a motion detector. it will actually "see" through multiple walls, penetrating entire buildings to show floor plans, locations of occupants and placement of materials such as weapons caches, baranoski said.

"it will give (troops) a lot of opportunity to stake out buildings and really see inside," he said. "it will go a long way in extending their surveillance capabilities."

the device is expected to take several years to develop. ultimately, servicemembers will be able to use it simply by driving or flying by the structure under surveillance, baranoski said.

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Video:Scare Tactics - Sixth Sense

scare tactics - sixth sense

this guy is amazed that a little girl knows things about him.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Sense

demotivational poster - sense

this picture makes none.

Video:Teacher With Sense of Humor

teacher with sense of humor

in case you can't read the stick figure's bubble: 'give the man a bonus point or the stick figure gets it!!'

Video:Canadian Sense Of Humour

canadian sense of humour

tom green can say the hell he likes to this guy because he doesn't understand a thing he's saying.

Video:Spidey Sense

spidey sense

art by dan luvisi

Video:Sheep Sense

sheep sense

man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. tells the shepherd, "i will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that i can tell you the exact number in this flock."

the shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973" says the man.

the shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. says, "ok, i'm a man of my word, take an animal."

man picks one up and begins to walk away.

"wait," cries the shepherd, "let me have a chance to get even. double or nothing that i can guess your exact occupation." man says, "sure!

you are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd.

"amazing!" responds the man, "you are exactly right! but tell me, how did you deduce that?"

"well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and i will tell you."

Video:Super Fashion Sense

super fashion sense

powers or not, everyone needs some fashion advice

Video:Collection of Obama Inventing

collection of obama inventing "facts" and struggling to make sense

yet another video showing all those "mistakes" that never made headlining news like mccain's did. just sharing some of the ones i came across because the media won't.

Video:Mark Wahlberg Sense Of Humor?

mark wahlberg sense of humor?

is mark wahlberg serious or joking?

Video:Demotivational Poster - Common Sense

demotivational poster - common sense

even google has it.

Video:Cone Nebula - Space Has A Sense Of Humor

cone nebula - space has a sense of humor

explanation: cones, pillars, and majestic flowing shapes abound in stellar nurseries where natal clouds of gas and dust are buffeted by energetic winds from newborn stars. a well-known example, the cone nebula within the bright galactic star-forming region ngc 2264, was captured in this close-up view from the hubble space telescope's advanced camera for surveys. while the cone nebula, about 2,500 light-years away in monoceros, is around 7 light-years long, the region pictured here surrounding the cone's blunted head is a mere 2.5 light-years across. in our neck of the galaxy that distance is just over half way from the sun to its nearest stellar neighbor, alpha centauri. the massive star ngc 2264 irs, seen by hubble's infrared camera in 1997, is the likely source of the wind sculpting the cone nebula and lies off the top of the image. the cone nebula's reddish veil is produced by glowing hydrogen gas.

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Video:Olbermann To Bush: Have You No Sense Of Decency, Sir?

olbermann to bush: have you no sense of decency, sir?

nothing could be truer than that right there. it’s not only insulting that bush once said "they hate us for our freedoms" and then proceeded to strip away those freedoms with such things as the patriot act and the warrantless wiretapping, but he also constantly says how the key tactic of the terrorist is fear, while his administration is out on a daily basis delivering speeches that are geared towards scaring us.


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