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a nigerian housewife has filed for divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in the family’s cooking pots. oluwakemi ogundele told the igando customary court in lagos earlier this month that her husband, oluwafemi, was a violent drunkard and often beat her, online nigeria reports. worse, ogundele said, whenever her 37-year-old husband got drunk, he would defecate in their cooking pots and on their plates. ogundele asked the court to dissolve the marriage because oluwafemi no longer provided for her or her children, and that she does not love him. her husband denied the charges but agreed that there was no love between them. it was unclear how long the couple had been married. the court adjourned the matter until later this month and warned the couple to maintain peace. source
desctructoid.com spotted a "27-year-old professional male" who is seeking three women to roleplay as naomi, mei ling and meryl from metal gear solid while the placer of the ad portrays solid snake himself ... and yes, he does make the joke about having a snake that is solid. twice. anyway, we thought we'd give the guy a helping hand. any takers? "must be in the age range of 20-30," he states. "if none of you are asian, you can choose amongst yourselves which one will be mei ling. if by chance one of you has a mother or older sister wishing to play the role of eve, by all means, do so. "i will of course be playing the role of solid snake, equipped with a very solid, and robust snake. if you catch my drift. we will start with the first game and work our way on, night by night. "imagine me, crawling around the floor, hiding under the bed, ready to pounce into one of your sloppy p*ssies. maybe you wont be able to see me, because of my octocamo suit. or maybe ill be blunt and forceful, showing each one of you what a real solid snake is like. "while i am getting to the cqb with one of you, the others are expected to cheer us on, as they exhibit great lust for each other." the hopeful craigslister will supply the costumes, but you must be in the size range of 3-8. you'll also need to be familiar with the characters, although no gameplay experience is expressly required. just in case you're not wet enough yet, he is open to the idea of meeting for cocktails. what are you waiting for? go get him! source
you'll never know just where he pops up next.
scouts are the hiders, pyros are the seekers.
insensitive poster.
a brazilian court will consider a psychic's claim that the u.s. government owes him a $25 million reward for information he says he provided on the hiding place of ousted iraqi leader saddam hussein.
brazil's second-highest court, the superior court of justice, decided thursday the brazilian justice system could rule on the matter and told a court in the psychic's home state of minas gerais to judge the case.
the lower court had earlier told jucelino nobrega da luz it could not take up his claim and it would have to be judged in the united states, but the higher tribunal ruled otherwise.
"the minas gerais court will work with the claim," said a spokesman for the superior court of justice.
"jucelino da luz alleges that the u.s. armed forces only found saddam based on his letters that provided his exact location, the very hole where he was hiding in iraq. so he filed a court case to claim the reward."
the u.s. government offered the award for saddam in july 2003 after the u.s.-led forces occupied the country. he was captured in december of the same year.
the court said da luz sent letters to the u.s. government from september 2001, describing saddam's future hiding place -- a tiny cellar at a farmhouse near tikrit. he never received a reply.
"his lawyers attest that the author has an uncommon gift of having visions of things that will come to pass. ... via dreams, he sees situations, facts that will happen in the future," a court statement said.
in case the court upholds the claim, it will be sent via diplomatic channels to the u.s. state department.
news.yahoo.com
an auckland adventurer wants overweight people to have liposuction so he can turn their fat into biofuel to power his boat around the globe.
peter bethune's biofuel-powered attempt at the round-the-world powerboat speed record will run on his own fat, and he hopes, many more well-endowed contributors.
the dominion post reports the lean auckland adventurer has had about four syringes of fat removed by liposuction from his own "love handles", but needs others to donate their fat for his cause.
if mr bethune, 39, gets enough fat he will have it refined and converted to fuel for his 24m trimaran.
news.com.au
cleveland -- doctors at the cleveland clinic are getting ready to perform the world's first face transplant.
but everything has to line up just right for this life-changing event to happen, reported wews-tv in cleveland.
dr. maria siemionow, a cleveland clinic plastic surgeon, knows how to fix body parts torn apart by accident and disease, but now she hopes to do the one thing no surgical team in the world has ever tried: she wants to transplant a face to someone who desperately wants it.
today's best treatments still leave many victims with freakish, scar-tissue masks that don't look or move like natural skin.
"almost (every) patient who doesn't have a face, and there are patients like that, amazingly who are staying in the house for many, many years," said siemionow. "i think the most important part will be to bring those patients back to society."
wftv
japan's ruling party unveiled plans yesterday to revise its constitutional commitment to pacifism and allow the country to establish armed forces "for self defense".
the proposals would end japan's renunciation of the right to maintain an army, as enshrined in the constitution imposed by america after the second world war.
the liberal democratic party has spent years drafting a revision of the post-war constitution to coincide with the 50th anniversary of the party's founding. the party has dominated the country since it was set up, ruling japan for the past century save for a period of a few months.
"the americans compiled the current japanese constitution in a mere nine days," yoshiro mori, a major figure in creating the proposals, said.
"we cannot possibly say the constitution was created by the japanese people's own hands. finally, the time has come for us to compile our own constitution."
telegraph
the electronic frontier foundation, an internet privacy interest group, has filed a lawsuit against at&t for making communications on their network available to the national security agency.
friday, the us government asked district judge vaughn walker to dismiss the case, saying that unauthorized disclosure of information by at&t may harm national security interests.
eff said in a statement last friday, that they have a declaration by a former at&t employee and several internal documents, stating that at&t used dragnet surveillance of its networks.
these documents also include information on a device installed in the san francisco at&t office, which apparently is able to scan large amounts of data to locate specific targets, as was reported in the san francisco chronicle last saturday.
“it appears the nsa is capable of conducting what amounts to vacuum-cleaner surveillance of all the data crossing the internet, whether that be people's e-mail, web surfing or other data,” the former at&t technician said in a statement released by his lawyers.
next month, judge walker will hold a hearing on whether the documents should be released to the public.
who wouldn't want to hire this guy?
a homeless man with a unique gimmic.
for drunken, sloppy make-out sessions.
a saudi woman is seeking a divorce after she found out that her husband had nicknamed her "guantanamo" on his mobile phone. the woman made the discovery while examining the list of contacts in her husband's phone when he left it at home one day when he went out. the woman was deeply offended by her husband's comparison between life with his wife and life within the guantanamo bay terrorist detention center at the us naval base in cuba. his wife has since decided to end their 17-year marriage and is seeking a divorce, the al-watan newspaper in riyadh, saudi arabia, reports. the report suggested that the woman might settle for "substantial" financial compensation from her husband and remain married to him. source
a news reporter is gullible enough to believe a few canadians when they tell her that they're part of an olympic hide & seek team.
zurich (reuters) - after centuries of praying for a local glacier to stop growing, swiss villagers are now seeking an audience with pope benedict to get his blessing for prayers against the global warming that is causing it to recede. in 1678, the inhabitants of the alpine villages of fieschertal and fiesch made a formal vow to live virtuously and to pray against the growth of the aletsch glacier, europe's longest, which had caused a lake to flood into their homes. to reinforce their prayers, they started holding an annual procession in 1862, when the glacier reached its longest during the mini-ice age europe suffered in the mid-19th century. but the villages now want to seek permission from pope benedict to change their vow as the glacier is melting fast due to climate change and have requested an audience with him. "the residents of fiesch and fischertal hope that this will happen in september or october and are optimistic that the holy father will decide in their favor as he has repeatedly spoken out about climate change," they said in a statement. switzerland's glaciers shrank by 12 percent over the past decade, melting at their fastest rate due to rising temperatures and lighter snowfalls, a recent study showed. glaciers are a key source of water for hydro-electric plants in switzerland as well as an important tourist attraction. researchers are predicting that the temperatures in the swiss alps will rise by 1.8 degrees celsius in winter and by 2.7 degrees celsius in the summer by 2050. source
article submitted by geoblaze. german traffic police have been left looking like proper muppets by a british prankster. an audi tt with british registration plates has been repeatedly caught speeding on roads in the bavarian city of bayreuth. but because continental speed cameras are set up for left-hand drive vehicles, the cameras keep missing the driver’s face. instead, they keep capturing clear views of a manic muppet-like toy which the cheeky brit has propped up on his passenger seat. but police admit they are even baffled about the identity of the muppet. the no.1 suspect is animal – the manic drummer from the muppet show’s house band the electric mayhem. but several residents of sesame street are also in the frame, including the lovable monster grover and bert’s rubber-ducky-loving sidekick ernie. now police have released one of the photographs in the hope someone will recognise the furry speed demon. a german police source said: “the number plate is not enough. we need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too. “but because this is a british vehicle we can never get a decent picture. the driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat. “this may be an example of the famous british sense of humour but it is still dangerous driving. “the driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the passenger seat every time. we suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerating past the camera.” the photo released by police was taken on august 8 this year on bayreuth’s busy a9 road at 11:11am. it clearly shows the reckless muppet accelerating to 155 kilometres per hour on his way to the german capital berlin. as the speed limit on the road is 120 kmph, the driver is due for three points on his licence and a e50 fine. source, source
a good idea, with bad results.
nevada authorities released this image to the media in hopes that someone would recognize the young girl, who appeared in a sexually explicit videotape. the image is from a videotape in which an unidentified man performed explicit sexual acts on the girl, believed to be 4 or 5 years old. police are looking to identify and find the girl and the man.
a video compilation of september 11, 2001. featuring, imogen heap. september 11, 2001 attacks (often referred to as 9/11) consisted of a series of coordinated suicide attacks by al-qaeda on that date upon the united states of america.
some companies request tax deductions for philanthropy, others for restaurants bills. but one israeli business tried to push the envelope by asking to deduct nearly $860,000 it paid in kickbacks. a tel aviv district court rejected the petition on feb. 8. the business, whose name was withheld by the court, asked to deduct the sum for kickbacks that were paid to help spur a business deal. the israeli daily maariv reported that the deal took place in an unidentified african nation. the company alleged the kickback was necessary as a part of the local business custom and therefore should be exempted from the israeli law. the transaction was carried out in 1999, four years before israel adopted a u.n. anti-corruption convention. judge magen altuvia ruled that an israeli business must adhere to the values of its home nation even while conducting business abroad. the "state's values don't stop at its borders and the petitioner's request damages the bedrock of israeli law and its legal system," the judge wrote. the business, however, countered that the business conducted in this particular country did not pose a threat to israeli business ethics at home or in other nations abroad. source
a washington state letter carrier who delivers the mail in a kilt says his fellow male carriers would be a lot more comfortable if they followed his lead. dean peterson, 48, of lacey, wash., is asking members of the national association of letter carriers meeting in boston this week to approve a resolution allowing for a change in the group's uniform regulations, the boston globe reported monday. peterson argues that kilts "are far more comfortable and suitable to male anatomy than trousers or shorts because they don't confine the legs or cramp male genitals the way that trousers or shorts do." the 6-foot, 250-pound mail carrier joined the post office eight years ago after retiring from the air force. the globe says he has spent his family's $1,800 tax stimulus rebate to send letters about kilts to postal union branches in every state. "please open your hearts -- and inseams -- for an option in mail carrier comfort," peterson wrote. source, source image above: dean peterson shows off his mockup for a new uniform for mailmen.
this is my second claymation that i'm uploading, more on the way :)
the parents of 17-year-old liam ashley, who was beaten to death en route to prison, say they were the ones who charged him with theft.
ashley was found badly beaten in the back of a chubb security van on thursday night. although he was revived by paramedics at the scene, he died on friday.
ashley's family say his parents wanted to teach him a lesson about the consequences of breaking the law. he had taken his mother's car without permission so they had him charged him with theft.
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