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frank t.j. mackey's "seduce and destroy" infomercial.
before the game…before players, pimps, and pickup artists, where was the art of seduction truly born? how to seduce difficult women is about bringing american men back full circle to the roots of seduction, forged tirelessly throughout the centuries in france. throughout the film, we get to witness a motley crew of clueless hopefuls get spoon fed the wit and wisdom that it takes to seduce difficult women, led by their womanizing french teacher, philippe. through philippe’s seduction course and how-to-manual, he drops the skills to help this eclectic group of guys find out how to capture the woman…or rather mate…of their dreams. however throughout this school, we get to see if the master womanizer himself has the ability to keep his game tight or if he is the one that really needs schooling. along the way we also get a taste of real-life nyc street interviews on romance, sex and seduction to see how it all stacks up in real life.
santa was one christmas eve night in a house sneaking in to put presents under a tree. unfortunately, that caused a disturbance and a woman was woken up and she went down to investigate. now this woman had a strange sexual attraction to santa so when she saw him she was very joyful. she said to santa, "hey mr. santa. recently i've been very lonely and could do with some manliness in the bedroom. mind staying a while?" to that santa replied, "ho, ho, ho! santa's got to go. if i don't arrive at their houses, the children are going to know." so the woman removed her shirt showing her bra. giving the doe eyes, she said, "please mr. santa, just this once?" santa, without showing emotion, replied, "ho, ho, ho! santa's got to go. if i don't arrive at their houses the children are going to know." reacting to that, the woman removes here jeans, saying "you don't know how crazy i am going to go to make you stay." santa just repeated the same line. the woman went to unhook her bra and took it off showing unabashedly her breasts. "it'll be my lifelong dream you realise." santa repeated his same reply, this time being a little sweaty. the woman gave a cheeky smile and said, "you asked for it." then she took off her underpants and was standing there stark naked not covering up her breasts or vulva but letting santa take as long peak at them as he could. "so what now?" the woman replied. santa simply said, "ho, ho, ho! santa's got to stay. i can't get up the chimney with a stiffy in the way."
one should never smile at a crocodile.
