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"hammer screwed" from "the perry bible fellowship".
the ultimate geek screws up live. after he screws up, he keeps on making it worse for himself ... priceless.
a married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. one day another man washes up on shore. he and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. the husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts." the newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. he climbs up the tower to stand watch. soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. the second man yells down, "hey, no screwing!" they yell back, "we`re not screwing!" a few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. again the second man yells down, "hey, no screwing!" again they yell back, "we`re not screwing!" later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. once again the second man yells down, "hey, i said no screwing!" they yell back, "we`re not screwing!" eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. he`s not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. the husband looks out from the tower and says, "son-of-a-gun. from up here it does look like they`re screwing.
a traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. an eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "i want to get screwed," said the man. "ok, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice. the man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. minutes passed and nothing happened. he began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again. "hey," exclaimed the sport, "i want to get screwed!" "what?" said the voice, "again?"
wow.that must really suck. that's maybe like 1 million. he screwed it up.
links to other videos and sources http://www.lolloosechange.co.nr/ this is a counter-video of the famous "loose change 2nd edition". using their own video and words, "screw loose change" debunks the theories and statements made in loose change 2nd edition. this is part 1 out of 3. http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com http://911myths.com http://www.ccdominoes.com/lc/loosechangeguide.html http://www.debunking911.com
links to other videos and sources http://www.lolloosechange.co.nr/ this is a counter-video of the famous "loose change 2nd edition". using their own video and words, "screw loose change" debunks the theories and statements made in loose change 2nd edition. this is part 2 out of 3. http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com http://911myths.com http://www.ccdominoes.com/lc/loosechangeguide.html http://www.debunking911.com
links to other videos and sources http://www.lolloosechange.co.nr/ this is a counter-video of the famous "loose change 2nd edition". using their own video and words, "screw loose change" debunks the theories and statements made in loose change 2nd edition. this is part 3 out of 3. http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com http://911myths.com http://www.ccdominoes.com/lc/loosechangeguide.html http://www.debunking911.com
i bet that lady feels uncomfortable.
sometimes mixing breeds isnt the best idea....*sigh*
evangelion amv with la resistance from the south park movie
this is a funny beer commercial. the title is pretty self explanitory.
jd's patient, assigned from dr. cox dies in his care. dr. cox blames him for the patient's death, as they both struggle to cope with his death.
no ice cream eating skating dogs allowed.
one of lewis black's hbo comedy specials (58 minutes).
someone managed to distract the man behind the camera which caused the ladies to stop their newscast and talk to him by dancing behind them.
a guy decides to record his girlfriend's 2002 ford focus getting burned to a crisp on the trans-canada highway in nova scotia, canada. apparently, they were heading to prince edward island for the day, while on vacation, when the accelerator stopped working and a small engine fire turned into an inferno.
mr. hammer comes home to find his wife has been cheating on him.
the top 10 mario games!
mickeymania
all pc`s, beware.
...cartman style.
once upon a time, a baby boy was born with a large silver screw where his navel should be. the doctors told his mother that they couldn't explain how it got there, but it was probably safer to leave it alone than to try removing it. so, the boy spent his young life being taunted by schoolmates and being rejected by the opposite sex. it was a miserable existence. when he was grown, he read about a buddist temple where the monks could perform miracles beyond the explaination of science. the young man sold all his worldly goods and traveled to tibet. he spent many days climbing a mountain and finally arrived at the front door. before he had a chance to knock, the door opened. a monk in a long robe spoke first. "you do not need to tell me why you are here; i already know. follow me." he led the young man to a room with a bed. "remove your clothing and lie here." said the monk before leaving. so, he did as he was told, and fatigue soon made him doze off. suddenly, he awoke to see a purple mist surrounding him. in the middle of the mist was a big screwdriver which floated into position and starting backing out the screw in his belly. the pain was terrible and the young man passed out. when he came to, he looked around and saw the big, silver screw laying beside him. he was so excited that he lept up from the bed, and when he did, his buttocks fell off. the moral of this story: if you screw with things you don't understand, you're sure to lose your ass!
some pilot was overly cautious while attempting a refueling than finally made the approach and stilled screwed it up busting the nozzle and dumping hundreds of gallons of fuel into the air.
