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Video:Scoring Chicks In A Gay Bar

scoring chicks in a gay bar

ever done it? these guys have... and they show you how... kinda!

Video:Streaker Scores

streaker scores

watch this streaker score on the unsuspecting goaly.

  • Votes 4.2523/5
  • Views 42769
  • Comments 47
  • Date 7/19/2005
  • by Eman

Video:Futurama - Benders Big Score Trailer

futurama - benders big score trailer

futurama - benders big score trailer

Video:It's Hard To Score

it's hard to score

10 not-so-successful scoring attempts in football.

Video:Goalkeeper Scores

goalkeeper scores

the goalie manages to kick the ball down the field and even ends up scoring.

  • Votes 4.4771/5
  • Views 36006
  • Comments 52
  • Date 3/22/2006
  • by Natz

Video:Autistic Basketball Player Scores Movie Deal

autistic basketball player scores movie deal

columbia pictures has acquired the life rights to jason mcelwain, an autistic teenager who morphed from a basketball benchwarmer into an international media sensation after hitting six three-pointers in the final four minutes of a high school game.

basketball great earvin "magic" johnson will serve as an executive producer.

mcelwain, a rochester, n.y., senior nicknamed "j-mac" by his friends, never made the varsity team because of his size and instead served as its student manager. but in the waning minutes of the final game of the regular season in february, his coach rewarded mcelwain's dedication and attitude by putting him into the game.

mcelwain's first three-point attempt was an air ball, which he followed with a missed layup. he then scored six three-pointers, his last one the final shot of the game -- a feat that johnson said would be nearly impossible for a seasoned pro to accomplish, nevermind a high schooler not accustomed to playing time.

"when i first saw the highlights on espn and then heard jason's back story, i said, 'man, i've got to be a part of this.' this story touched me, my kids, my wife," said johnson. "when we go to the movies, this is the type of story we want to see."

mcelwain's feat quickly snowballed from a local story to a media frenzy, with footage of his scoring outburst making its way to espn's "sportscenter" and abc's "good morning america."

sources say the story sparked a heated bidding war, which came down to columbia, the weinstein co., new line cinema and universal pictures/imagine entertainment.

"forget sports for a moment -- you have to be ready for your moment," said johnson, who also executive produced the hoops drama "passing glory." "this story represents everything i talk about as a motivational speaker. you have to be prepared for your one chance."

the project will be produced by laura ziskin ("spider-man"), while mary martin is also executive producing.

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  • Votes 3.6364/5
  • Views 3344
  • Comments 12
  • Date 4/19/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:9 Points That Will Help You Score With Women

9 points that will help you score with women

while it is true that i am no tucker max, i have had my fair share of experience with women. i have learned a few things in my last sixteen years dealing with the opposite sex in matters of relations, both carnal and on a friendship basis. a woman who is a friend will tell you things a prospective girlfriend won’t. i decided to put together this list in hopes of enlightening my fellow man on some of the things i have learned.

please note that i in no way claim to understand the female species. i would be a rotten liar if i claimed such to be true.


1. calling back: the three day rule
this rule has become arcane with the advent of the text message. women move fast these days: you got to be on your game. if you get a number, send her a text message the next night. make it quick and simple: don’t write a book. for some strange reason, women love text messages more than they do pink things.

2. paying attention
this is important. when she is talking, look her in the eye and smile. not like you're about to enter into a pride fight with her either. make sure you remember what she says so you can bring up key points later. this shows a woman you actually care what she has to say even if you don’t. major points will be scored. we’re talking touchdown here, not field goal.

3. the issue of sensitivity
any woman that says she likes a sensitive man is either a liar or too weird to consider pursuing. if you think something is kind of fruity don’t be afraid to speak up. example: if she says’ “oh, look at that puppy, isn’t it cute?” tell her “he’s worthless until he is full grown and can eat a burglar.” be a man about it. women like men.

4. availability
never be available for a woman all the time. if she really needs you, sure, be there. otherwise, make sure at least 1/3 of the time she calls you have to call her back because you are busy, even if you aren’t. women want men with their own lives. if she wants to know what your doing, tell her you are killing commies or being attacked by ninja and have to call her back.

5. truthfulness
never tell a woman everything about you. leave a lot of room for mystery. make sure there are some things you just don’t want to talk about. make sure there is a lot you simply don’t tell her. some things she just doesn’t need to know. if you keep her guessing a bit, you will keep her interested. note: don’t lie, just omit.

6. commitment
never be too quick to jump into a relationship. the trick is to chase her at first then turn the tables and make her chase you a little bit. women always want what they can’t have. if a chick has a choice between a nice guy who they can have at any time and an asshole who is making them work for it, they always choose the asshole. this is how the universe works. don’t question the force.

7. movies
for every chick flick she makes you watch, make her watch fight club. show her you have the primal instincts of a real man. however… do not discuss this movie with a woman. you know the rules. if we find out you did, we are going to have to take your balls.

8. involving her in everything you do
some places in your life, suffice it to say, women just do not belong. don’t take your chick fishing with your boys. (yes, ricky, i’m talking to you. there is a reason she dropped the power bait in the water. she didn”t belong there!) this is less of a way to score with a chick and more of something every man should just know.

9. don’t skimp on the crude humor
this is a new millennium; the fifties are over. women nowadays can laugh at dead baby jokes. crude humor actually turns most women on deep down. most women will giggle at such jokes and may playfully slap you and say “oh my god!” whatever, she laughed. getting a laugh out of a woman works more in your favor than a hundred orgasms. don’t be a pussy just because your girl is around.

Video:Player Scores Own-Goal

player scores own-goal

some guy passes the ball back to the goalie but the goalie was nowhere to be seen.

Video:Forget About Manners, Just Score!

forget about manners, just score!

just skip every thing thats nice and go for it...

Video:DUI Test Perfect Score.

dui test perfect score.

what if the cop knows you are drunk but you can pass every test given.

Video:Man Admits to Scores of Foot-Fetish Assaults on New York Subway

man admits to scores of foot-fetish assaults on new york subway

new york - a 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the new york subway over the last three years, prosecutors said wednesday.

in a handwritten confession to police released by the manhattan district attorney's office, joseph weir said his aim was "to make them laugh and smile and open to talk to me."

weir, who was arrested late last week after attacking a woman on a subway in lower manhattan, is charged with forcible touching, sex abuse and unlawful imprisonment — the latter charge referring to his habit of grabbing his victims' legs and not letting go.

he faces up to a year in jail if convicted and has been released on $6,000 bail until a court hearing on june 26.

in a rambling confession peppered with grammatical errors, weir, who lives in brooklyn, detailed how he accosted the women while riding the subways between manhattan and the borough of queens.

"i get on my knees, bow, grab their feet, kiss them. i grab their hand and tell them 'you're so beautiful. i'm not worthy,'" he wrote. "i do not give me real name. if they ask i will tell them my name is anthony, jason or careem."

weir said his motivation was to get to know the women, but he recalled that often they would move away when he tried to "taste and touch them."

"some women had kick(ed) me and screamed," he wrote. "i've done this to about 70 women, mostly black."

prosecutors said dozens of women had started to come forward to identify weir, who told detectives in his confession that he lived with his parents and two sisters.

"i am currently unemployed," he wrote, adding that he had been fired from his previous job with a sightseeing company.

in his confession, weir apologized to his victims, saying: "i don't mean to hurt no body and i am sorry."

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Video:Stan Collymore Scores A Cheeky Goal

stan collymore scores a cheeky goal

dumbest goalie in history. coolest goal ever.

Video:Goalie Scores Near Half-Field

goalie scores near half-field

while the team-mate is faking an injury, other team relaxes and goalie takes advantage of that opportunity.

Video:Goalie Scores

goalie scores

the other goalie got owned.

Video:Rob Hisey Scores

rob hisey scores

rob hisey (ässät) makes an unbelievable goal!

finnish hockey league, january 3rd 2006, blues vs. ässät.

Video:Goalie Scores On Himself

goalie scores on himself

a goalie messes up and puts the ball in by himself, trying in vain to correct his mistake.

  • Votes 3.0903/5
  • Views 5681
  • Comments 7
  • Date 3/1/2006
  • by Gisa

Video:NHL: Majesky Scores 160ft From Net

nhl: majesky scores 160ft from net

ivan majesky lobs one in from inside his own blueline.

  • Votes 3.6881/5
  • Views 5410
  • Comments 7
  • Date 3/9/2006
  • by SGB

Video:Mario Scores GIF

mario scores gif

what you never saw in the games.

Video:Toilet Aim Score

toilet aim score

best played when wasted.

Video:Keeping Score

keeping score

keeping the score while driving.

Video:Jennifer garner Score magazine 01Je

jennifer garner score magazine 01je

jennifer garner in score magazine.

Video:Jennifer garner Score magazine 02

jennifer garner score magazine 02

jennifer garner in score magazine.

Video:Jennifer Garner Score magazine 03

jennifer garner score magazine 03

jennifer garner in score magazine.

Video:Jennifer Garner Score magazine 04

jennifer garner score magazine 04

jennifer garner in score magazine.


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