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Video:Normal Person vs A Scientist

normal person vs a scientist

once isn't enough for a scientist.

Video:Great White Stroked By Scientist

great white stroked by scientist

a scientist patted a ferocious great white shark that burst out of the water alongside his boat off the coast of australia.

Video:Scientists Developing Love Spray

scientists developing love spray

love really could be a drug, say scientists, who believe that one day the feelings may be induced by popping a pill or smelling perfume.

it may not be the most romantic gesture but scientists are developing drugs that can boost that most human of emotions.

they are studying the brain chemistry responsible for the complex feelings that draw us to a particular member of the opposite sex and help keep us monogamous.

animal testing is beginning to shed light on the complex neural and genetic components of love in the same way they have led to pharmaceutical therapies for anxiety, phobias and post-traumatic stress disorders.

the behavioural scientist professor larry young, of emory university, georgia, writing in the journal nature, said: "for one thing, drugs that manipulate brain systems at whim to enhance or diminish our love for another may not be far away."

experiments have already shown a nasal squirt of the hormone oxytocin enhances trust and tunes people into others' emotions.

websites are marketing products such as enhanced liquid trust, a cologne-like mixture of oxytocin and chemical scents called pheromones "designed to boost the dating and relationship area of your life".

prof young said: "although such products are unlikely to do anything other than boost users' confidence, studies are under way in australia to determine whether an oxytocin spray might aid traditional marital therapy."

prof young said: "the hormone interacts with the reward and reinforcement system driven by the neuro-transmitter dopamine – the same circuitry that drugs such as nicotine, cocaine and heroine act on in humans to produce euphoria and addiction.

"dopamine-related reward regions of the human brain are active in mothers viewing images of their child. similar activation patterns are seen in people looking at photographs of their lovers."

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Video:Young Mad Scientist's First Alphabet Blocks

young mad scientist's first alphabet blocks

i'll look for more images but for now here is the complete list of blocks:

a - appendages
b - bioengineering
c - caffeine
d - dirigible
e - experiment
f - freeze ray
g - goggles
h - henchmen
i - invention
j - jargon
k - potassium
l - laser
m - maniacal
n - nanotechnology
o - organs
p - peasants (with pitchforks)
q - quantum physics
r - robot
s - self-experimentation
t - tentacles
u - underground lair
v - virus
w - wrench
x - x-ray
y - you, the mad scientist of tomorrow
z - zombies

Video:U.C. Irvine Scientists To Start Ant Civil War

u.c. irvine scientists to start ant civil war

hoping to trigger an ant civil war, u.c. irvine scientists are experimenting with a colorless potion that makes bosom-buddy arthropods try to decapitate one another, the los angeles times reported friday.

it could help rein in one of the planet's most troublesome pests -- the argentine ant.

throughout the state, the species has formed a massive super-colony that stretches from san diego to sonoma, wreaking havoc on wildlife, citrus crops and countless kitchens, according to the times.

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Video:Scientists Develop A Sunless Tan

scientists develop a sunless tan

scientists have given mice a tan without exposing them to the sun.

they have developed a cream, which has not yet been tested on humans, that switches on the tanning machinery in skin cells.

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Video:Coldplay - Scientist

coldplay - scientist

impressive video for the song 'scientist'. chris martin is mouthing the lyrics backwards (as the video is reversed). no camera tricks were used, and it apparently took him a month to learn the backwards lyrics - respect to him for his accuracy.

Video:Scientists Discover 10th Planet's Moon

scientists discover 10th planet's moon

the astronomers who claim to have discovered the 10th planet in the solar system have another intriguing announcement: it has a moon.

while observing the new, so-called planet from hawaii last month, a team of astronomers led by michael brown of the california institute of technology spotted a faint object trailing next to it. because it was moving, astronomers ruled it was a moon and not a background star, which is stationary.

the moon discovery is important because it can help scientists determine the new planet's mass. in july, brown announced the discovery of an icy, rocky object larger than pluto in the kuiper belt, a disc of icy bodies beyond neptune. brown labeled the object a planet and nicknamed it xena after the lead character in the former tv series "xena: warrior princess." the moon was nicknamed gabrielle, after xena's faithful traveling sidekick.

by determining the moon's distance and orbit around xena, scientists can calculate how heavy xena is. for example, the faster a moon goes around a planet, the more massive a planet is.

but the discovery of the moon is not likely to quell debate about what exactly makes a planet. the problem is there is no official definition for a planet and setting standards like size limits potentially invites other objects to take the "planet" label.

possessing a moon is not a criteria of planethood since mercury and venus are moonless planets. brown said he expected to find a moon orbiting xena because many kuiper belt objects are paired with moons.

the newly discovered moon is about 155 miles wide and 60 times fainter than xena, the farthest-known object in the solar system. it is currently 9 billion miles away from the sun, or about three times pluto's current distance from the sun.

scientists believe xena's moon was formed when kuiper belt objects collided with one another. the earth's moon formed in a similar way when earth crashed into an object the size of mars.

the moon was first spotted by a 10-meter telescope at the w.m. keck observatory in hawaii on sept. 10. scientists expect to learn more about the moon's composition during further observations with the hubble space telescope in november.

brown planned to submit a paper describing the moon discovery to the astrophysical journal next week. the international astronomical union, a group of scientists responsible for naming planets, is deciding on formal names for xena and gabrielle.

that's pretty awesome...

:: anathema ::

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Video:Scientists Discover “Super Earth”

scientists discover “super earth”

somewhere deep in space, 9,000 light years away from our beloved source of light and the ball of flaming gas we call the sun, the good folks at nasa have found a planet with a very similar chemical composition to our own, so much so that it is being touted by the media as “super earth”.

the celestial body in question, with roughly the same mass as neptune, was discovered by scientists working on a new project they call ogle, short for optical gravitational lensing experiment.

it works by measuring the light coming in from distant stars and looking for changes. when a massive object, such as a star, passes in front of another object, the passing object’s gravity bends the light from the background star and magnifies it like a lens so that it appears brighter. this newest discovery, brought about by the revolutionary technique, is forcing scientists to revise their calculations on how many possible earth-like planets there may be in the universe.

“it appears to be a terrestrial planet of rock and ice. the implication is that these icy super-earths are pretty common.” said andrew gould, professor of astronomy at ohio state university.

this is only the latest announcement in a string of space related news. the human race is slowly, step by step, conquering the final frontier. we have found traces of life on an icy moon, begun the process of mapping mars, and now discovered a planet that has challenged the thinking of scientists everywhere. the big question is whether or not (or when) we will find life somewhere out in the unknown blackness of space.

one day that question will be definitively answered and the course of the human race will be changed indefinitely. until then, enjoy the buildup.

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Video:Changes in Saturn Rings Puzzle Scientists

changes in saturn rings puzzle scientists

new observations by the international cassini spacecraft reveal that saturn's trademark shimmering rings, which have dazzled astronomers since galileo's time, have dramatically changed over just the past 25 years.

among the most surprising findings is that parts of saturn's innermost ring — the d ring — have grown dimmer since the voyager spacecraft flew by the planet in 1981, and a piece of the d ring has moved 125 miles inward toward saturn.

while scientists puzzle over what caused the changes, their observations could reveal something about the age and lifetime of the rings.

cassini-related discoveries were discussed monday at a meeting of the american astronomical society's division of planetary sciences in cambridge, england.

"i don't think saturn's rings will disappear anytime soon, but this tells us how the rings are evolving and how long they might last, " deputy project scientist linda spilker said in a telephone interview from england.

scientists are interested in saturn's rings because they are a model of the disk of gas and dust that initially surrounded the sun. studying them could yield important clues about how the planets formed from that disc 4.5 billion years ago.

the ring observations were made this summer. the $3.3 billion cassini mission, funded by nasa and the european and italian space agencies, was launched in 1997. cassini is managed by nasa's jet propulsion laboratory in pasadena.

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Video:Japanese Scientists Make Laser Breakthrough

japanese scientists make laser breakthrough

the japan aerospace exploration agency (jaxa) and osaka university have been working together to develop a device which converts sunlight into laser-light with four times the efficiency of previous attempts.

according to a report out of tokyo, the team is working on space-based solar power systems which can collect sunlight in space and convert it into laser light, which is then transmitted to earth and used for electricity... or to power a massive death-ray.

the project works by storing sunlight-based energy in plate made from a sintered powder of metals like chromium and neodymium. when weak laser light is shined onto the plate, the stored energy is transferred to the laser where its strength is amplified by a factor of four.

in one test, a 0.5-watt laser was amplified to 180-watts by the plates. scientists have thus far been able to garner 40-percent of the solar energy produced, and they hope to have a system ready for satellite mounting by the not-too-distant year 2030.

source: engadget.com

Video:Scientist: Comets Blasted Early Americans

scientist: comets blasted early americans

columbia, s.c. - a supernova could be the "quick and dirty" explanation for what may have happened to an early north american culture, a nuclear scientist here said thursday.

richard firestone said at the "clovis in the southeast" conference that he thinks "impact regions" on mammoth tusks found in gainey, mich., were caused by magnetic particles rich in elements like titanium and uranium. this composition, the lawrence berkeley national laboratory scientist said, resembles rocks that were discovered on the moon and have also been found in lunar meteorites that fell to earth about 10,000 years ago.

firestone said that, based on his discovery of similar material at clovis sites, he estimates that comets struck the solar system during the clovis period, which was roughly 13,000 years ago. these comets would have hit the earth at 1,000 kilometers an hour, he said, obliterating many life forms and causing mutations in others.

"i'm not going to tell you that there's clovis people on the moon, or that they had a space program," firestone said. but these particles look "very much like the material that comes from the moon, which is the only place we've found with this same high titanium concentration."

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Video:Russian Scientist Creates Remote Control Turtles

russian scientist creates remote control turtles

a russian scientist claims to have created remote controlled turtles for spying missions.

alexei burikov, head of the biology department at rostov-on-don state pedagogical university, said a human controller could direct the turles through devices fitted to their shells.

the device sent vibrations through the shell to the turtle which could be trained to change direction.

the scientist added that a tiny camera fixed to the turtle's shell could relay reconnaissance pictures of an area to a command and control centre.

mr burikov said turtles could be used to perform a whole range of dangerous operations, from placing bombs in an enemy hq to depositing high tech recording devices.

but the invention could be used for non-military purposes as well, he told russian media.

"monitoring could be conducted for both environmental and defence purposes," he said.

turtles could be used to observe other wildlife in a way that no human would ever be able to do, he added.

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Video:Scientists Find Fossils In Sexual Union

scientists find fossils in sexual union

lucknow, india -- scientists in india say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.

the findings were published in the october edition of the indian journal "current science," which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the press trust of india news agency.

but voyeurs will need a microscope to view the eternal lovers.

the fossils are tiny swarm cells, a stage in the development of the fungus myxomycetes, also known as slime molds.

the cells reproduce by "fusing," ranjeet kar of the birbal sahni institute of palaeobotany in lucknow reportedly told pti. once the cells fuse, long, threadlike appendages known as flagella, are lost, he said.

finding the fossils in a fused position and with their flagella shed, is evidence that the two cells were having sex, kar said.

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Video:Scientists Find Memory Molecule

scientists find memory molecule

scientists at suny downstate medical center have discovered a molecular mechanism that maintains memories in the brain. in an article in science magazine, they demonstrate that by inhibiting the molecule they can erase long-term memories, much as you might erase a computer disc.

furthermore, erasing the memory from the brain does not prevent the ability to re-learn the memory, much as a cleaned computer disc may be re-used. this finding may some day have applications in treating chronic pain, post-traumatic stress disorder, and memory loss, among other conditions.

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Video:Top Scientist's Fears For Climate

top scientist's fears for climate

one of america's top scientists has said that the world has already entered a state of dangerous climate change.

in his first broadcast interview as president of the american association for the advancement of science, john holdren told the bbc that the climate was changing much faster than predicted.

"we are not talking anymore about what climate models say might happen in the future.

"we are experiencing dangerous human disruption of the global climate and we're going to experience more," professor holdren said.

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Video:British Scientists Producing Synthetic Blood

british scientists producing synthetic blood


british scientists are on course to become the first to create synthetic human blood from embryonic stem cells, it emerged today.

the ground-breaking project could provide an unlimited supply of blood for emergency transfusions free of the risk of infection.

because stem cells multiply indefinitely, it would be possible to enormous quantities, researchers said.

the cells can be made from universal donor embryos – the o-negative type – and can be guaranteed to be free of infections because they have never been inside a human.

the three-year project will be led by the scottish national blood transfusion service (snbts) and includes nhs blood and transplant and the wellcome trust, the world’s biggest medical research charity.

snbts director professor marc turner has been involved in studies investigating how to ensure donated blood is free of the infectious agent behind variant cjd, the human form of ‘mad cow’ disease, the report said.

several vcjd patients are thought to have contracted the disease by blood transfusions.

prof turner, of edinburgh university, was unavailable for comment.

a spokeswoman for the national blood service for england and north wales told the independent that negotiations on the joint research project were at an advanced stage and that legal, rather than scientific, issues were holding up the announcement.

a spokesman for the wellcome trust added that complicated legal issues were still being ironed out between all the parties involved but that an announcement was likely to be made in the coming week.

researchers will test human embryos left over from ivf treatment to find those that are genetically programmed to develop into the ‘o-negative’ blood group, which is the universal donor group whose blood can be transfused into anyone without fear of tissue rejection, the report said.

the relatively rare blood group - it is applicable to about 7% of the population - could then be produced in unlimited quantities from embryonic stem cells because of their ability to multiply indefinitely in the laboratory.

the idea of destroying embryos to create stem cells raises ethical issues, but in theory, just one embryo could meet the nation’s needs.

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Video:Scientist Gets to the Bottom of Love

scientist gets to the bottom of love

the 'heart' symbol used to represent love is actually based on the shape of female buttocks, according to a scientist.

pscychologist galdino pranzarone, who studied the origins of valentine's day, says the symbol is inspired by a woman's bottom as seen from the rear.

prof pranzarone, of roanoke college in salem, virginia, told discovery news that he analyzed "essential literary and speculative evidence from mythology and secondary sources."

"the twin lobes of the stylized version correspond roughly to the paired auricles and ventricles of the anatomical heart," he said.

but he added that the organ "is never bright red in color" and its "shape does not have the invagination at the top nor the sharp point at the base."

pranzarone indicated that the ancient greeks and romans could have originated the link between human female anatomy and the heart shape.

the greeks, he said, associated beauty with the curves of the human female behind.

"the greek goddess of beauty, aphrodite, was beautiful all over, but was unique in that her buttocks were especially beautiful," he said.

"her shapely rounded hemispheres were so appreciated by the greeks that they built a special temple aphrodite kallipygos, which literally meant, goddess with the beautiful buttocks.

"this was probably the only religious building in the world that was dedicated to buttock worship."

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Video:Irish Company Challenges Scientists To Test 'Free Energy' Technology

irish company challenges scientists to test 'free energy' technology

an irish company has thrown down the gauntlet to the worldwide scientific community to test a technology it has developed that it claims produces free energy.

the company, steorn, says its discovery is based on the interaction of magnetic fields and allows the production of clean, free and constant energy -- a concept that challenges one of the basic rules of physics.

it claims the technology can be used to supply energy for virtually all devices, from mobile phones to cars.

steorn issued its challenge through an advertisement in the economist magazine this week quoting ireland's nobel prize-winning author george bernard shaw who said that "all great truths begin as blasphemies".

sean mccarthy, steorn's chief executive officer, said they had issued the challenge for 12 physicists to rigorously test the technology so it can be developed.

"what we have developed is a way to construct magnetic fields so that when you travel round the magnetic fields, starting and stopping at the same position, you have gained energy," mccarthy said.

"the energy isn't being converted from any other source such as the energy within the magnet. it's literally created. once the technology operates it provides a constant stream of clean energy," he told ireland's rte radio.

mccarthy said steorn had not set out to develop the technology, but "it actually fell out of another project we were working on".

one of the basic principles of physics is that energy can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only change form.

mccarthy said a big obstacle to overcome was the disbelief that what they had developed was even possible.

"for the first six months that we looked at it we literally didn't believe it ourselves. over the last three years it had been rigorously tested in our own laboratories, in independent laboratories and so on," he said.

"but we have been unable to get significant scientific interest in it. we have had scientists come in, test it and, off the record, they are quite happy to admit that it works.

"but for us to be able to commercialise this and put this into peoples' lives we need credible, academic validation in the public domain and hence the challenge," mccarthy said.

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Video:Scientist

scientist

science is in the eye of the beholder

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Video:Scientists Find New Global Warming Threat From Melting Permafrost

scientists find new global warming threat from melting permafrost

new research is raising concerns that global warming may be triggering a self-perpetuating climate time bomb trapped in once-frozen permafrost.

as the earth warms, greenhouse gases once stuck in the long-frozen soil are bubbling into the atmosphere in much larger amounts than previously anticipated, according to a study in thursday's journal nature.

methane trapped in a special type of permafrost is bubbling up at a rate five times faster than originally measured, the journal said.

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Video:Men Smarter than Women, Scientist Claims

men smarter than women, scientist claims

men are smarter than women, according to a controversial new study that adds another cinder to the fiery debate over whether gender impacts general intelligence.

"for 100 years there's been a consensus among psychologists that there is no sex difference in intelligence," said j. philippe rushton, a psychologist at the university of western ontario, canada.

recent studies, however, have raised questions about the validity of this claim.

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Video:Flying Scientists

flying scientists

hovering flyentists.

Video:Scientists Create Human Sperm from Stem Cells

scientists create human sperm from stem cells

scientists at newcastle university claim they have created human sperm using embryonic stem cells.


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